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Reply to Is homosexuality normal? in Religion JoeUser Forums

Every person I've ever met diverts from the perfect stereotype in some way. exactly. WWW Link

Reply to Is homosexuality normal? in Religion JoeUser Forums

Support or practice the abnormal, and suffer God's wrath. Not only will you suffer after death, you will also be partly responsible for the decline of the country and society and suffering of others. With such decline, disease, prostitution, necrophilia, pedophilia, and every other evil will run rampant. Sounds like I'm probably duly and truly fucked. Ever heard of

Reply to Long-winded in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Well written perfection as always Nick. I am a true fan and always love to see new post from you... Enjoy your weekend when it gets here Oh hell yes!

Reply to Name my monkey in Misc JoeUser Forums

Other than "thumping the bean" I can't think of a single euphemism for female masturbation...

Reply to My 150th Article in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Reading other articles and posts from you I find you to be a genuine good guy. On top of that you are a talented writer and musician, but the thing I like about you the most is your self-awareness about yourself and your ability to improve on your faults. I think UDigIt showed LOTS of ability in writing it down!

Reply to Moderate Man is in the Hospital in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

There once was a girl from New Zealand She'd lie on her back tickle her crack and piss all over the ceilin'

Reply to If I Knew Then What I know Now….. in Life JoeUser Forums

I like what the late Texas Governor Ann Richards said when asked if she would go back and change anything knowing what she knows now. She said "Of course not! because if I had of known what I know now I wouldn't have had NEAR as much fun!" To me that's a great way of looking at it. You can't do nothing about it anyways so you might as well not have regrets.

Reply to Ah Yes, Shorts And A Hawaiian Shirt in Blogging JoeUser Forums

It was that way here yesterday but today's a different story - cold! But at least its a dry cold and not icy. I donned a pair of shorts Mommy, what's a pair of shorts?

Reply to Moderate Man is in the Hospital in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

A sperm all alack and forsooth Seeking its moment of sexual truth And when the time came To fulfill its life's game It was dashed to its death on a tooth! Glad your home ya old fart!

Reply to My Own American Idol! in Misc JoeUser Forums

I couldn't get it to play for some reason And here I had already cleared off the coffee table for something to bang my head on too!

Reply to Mother Nature Made Bottles for a Reason in Humor JoeUser Forums

what a way to go...

Reply to Is Truth Always Fair? in Religion JoeUser Forums

Fair? The only fair I know of is held in october in Dallas. WWW Link

Reply to Wally World - The Trip Of Doom And Gloom in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'm not a fan of Wally World either. Like, why do they have 99 check out lanes but have only two of 'em open? I much prefer a little mom & pop family market that's closer to me. They're a little higher but I'd rather spend my $$$ with friends so it's worth it to me. Heh, it's a weakness I have...

Reply to Winter Hunger in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Nice. I love the snow. Ugh, I don't!! HATE IT! So sorry you gotta be in it Tova but, hehe, better you than me!

Reply to My 150th Article in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Okay... So I have nearly a year on ya and I'm over twenty THOUSAND points behind you, plus I'm in the 67th slot as far as popularity of blogs go! Sheesh! Anyway, you've earned it Maso big time! And I'm proud to call to a friend here, you are not one to cut out and that means a lot. Fuck, dude, that means everything! glad you're here! After thirteen years of the daily observing of people on all kinds of shit, i.e. pot, meth, crack, powder c

Reply to Shine a Light in Poetry JoeUser Forums

and let me know it is Your light and not the false sheen of an easy answer. Amen. Well done Buddah as always.

Reply to Sometimes It Sneaks Up On You in Blogging JoeUser Forums

No better feeling than an honest tired. Sleep well...

Reply to The funny side ... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Good story. A slice of life. yes, very interesting! And Cairo sounds like such an exotic place.

Reply to WHY rUSH IS THE GREATEST BAND IN THE wORLD in Music JoeUser Forums

Rush is the greatest band in the world. eh...'fraid I'm forever gonna be a Zepplin man...

Reply to The day I pretend I'm an American in Football JoeUser Forums

I would contend the only true football, the one real international game, aside from cricket, would be what you all call Soccer. I remember we would used to play soccer as training for our version of "football." Heh, and one thing about it! You can run run run your ass off playing that game! Tiring! And you gotta be IN SHAPE! I played six-man foot

Reply to Anchor Babies in Misc JoeUser Forums

I always wanted to name my first son Joshua. In my case it's the name of my second son!

Reply to Anchor Babies in Misc JoeUser Forums

Joshua -a leader. Congrats...

Reply to Moderate Man is in the Hospital in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

What a wonderful end to a Sunday. news to make going into Monday morning sweet indeed.

Reply to Name my monkey in Misc JoeUser Forums

Muffy's better than what I came up with Me too. i was thinking Georgette Bush or something on that order...

Reply to The day I pretend I'm an American in Football JoeUser Forums

Being from Texas I gotta say I've always been a Cowboys man, even gone to a few games live and in person. of course they'll never be the same without Tom Landry, Roger Staubach, Tony Dorsett, Bob Lilly, Don Meredith...