Shovelheat

Shovelheat

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It's kind of nice hanging out here at this little truckstop in the middle of nowhere between Dallas and Houston. It's too small to attract a lot of truck traffic in and out as there simply isn't a lot of parking, so it's reasonably quiet. It has a small diner inside. Nothing fancy, but it'll be good for my morning coffee while I work the night's cobwebs out of my skull.</t

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I AM 18... And in thirty years inside your head you still will be, Zoo. Trust me on this! Where your at right now is pretty much as good as it's gonna get! Great article kudos to Dr. Donald, BTW...

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Good god! You're even uglier than I thought! I'm only kidding, you're exactly as ugly as I thought Well, I dont agree with Toblerone that you are ugly - but definitely a notch or 2 below Toni's league. </ta

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I'm envious. Me too. BIG time... And I wish I could visit that bar and hang out there with you too. It sounds like it would be good for the soul.

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One of my best friends kept a "bag" as he called it in his pickup all the time. I used to tease him and say 'no dude! THAT'S a purse!" Of course I don't now to many women who carry in their "bags" what he carried! A bottle of black jack, a Smith & Wesson .357 magnum, a dozen condoms, three packs of Marlboros, and six one hundred dollar bills. Of course I may be wrong. There's probably LOTS of wo

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Beer should have never been put in cans. Don't worry. Around my place it doesn't stay in 'em long.

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You drink canned beer????????? Hahaha... 'fraid so! I have a fifty five gallon plastic barrel in my shop with a can crusher and betwixt and between my beer cans and my son's Dr. peppers it fills up rather quickly! it holds about five bucks worth whan it's full and isn't really worth all the trouble but it's better than just tossin' 'em in the du

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"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home! that ain't no shit. I can drink two cans and piss four!

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First thing: glad to "see" you PB! Long time no see and glad you're making an appearance. I've noticed of late a strange flocking behavior of the grackles here. There's THOUSANDS of them and they are coming into town to roost in the powerlines and trees around a local grocery store of all places. Wierd. I feel like I'm in a Hitchcock movie when i go buy a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk. So w

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I like post like these Mason. As a matter of fact, i enjoy "purt near" all your post. They're comfortable and familiar like my old blue jeans and tennies shoes that I slip on after getting home from work. Seems all there is to read a big part of the time here is argumentative stuff about things not a damn soul can do anything about. But your stuff? Like the falling snow outside you, it come down and you (even while maybe not liking it) just let it be.<

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Heh, I know a guy one time who got his hands on some keys and made a quick copy of 'em and then returned to the school late at night and let himself in. Once in, he made his way to a certain filing cabinet (how he knew which one is beyond me) and extracted for himself an old term paper from years and years ago that made a good grade. Then he copied it, returned the original to the file, and left. After he got home he re-wrote the thing and made sure he put in some intentional errors because he

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As I had imbibed a bit too much last night I left the knitting alone ugh, me too. But it wasn't all that difficult to leave the knitting alone considering I don't knit...

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my habit of neverforgettting, Your speaking to the Master on that one Nick. Pffft. Happy New Year, indeed. I'm going to say this year that the

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My muse visited while I was taking a shower When my Muse shows up in the shower with me I always ask her if she's bisexual. But seriously...glad to see you Buddah. You help make the place in a very big way.

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The truth is, I do think the military is better than everyone else. I think that many (most?) Soldiers sacrifice more for less pay than the majority of the population. God's own Truth, girl. brunettes

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Didn't watch Pirates of the Caribbean . I mean I started ti and then took it out after a few minutes -this movie wasn't for me! lol. Anyway, I'm commenting again because I wanted to ditto what Shades said: I hope that 2007 brings you much success professionally, personally and musically. Have a great 2007 Maso. I know I will.<br/

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