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Reply to Points Whores Anonymous-A 12 step program. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Oh sure.....You can quit any time you like.....it's no big deal....it's a weekend thing! LIAR!

Reply to Ten hobbies that guarantee you won't get laid in Humor JoeUser Forums

I used to watch a lot of Star Trek back in my potsmoking days. I even have an autographed cast picture of the TNG cast hanging on my living room wall. (I actually found it in a parking lot and it appraised for $500.00 so thats why i keep it)I gave up on Star Wars when i was 13 and the damn ewoks came along. I am not guilty of any of the other offenses. A lot of my friends play EverCRACK. Most of them are married, so they ain't gettin any for obvious re

Reply to Ten hobbies that guarantee you won't get laid in Humor JoeUser Forums

YIKES!

Reply to Ten hobbies that guarantee you won't get laid in Humor JoeUser Forums

That one got me as well

Ten hobbies that guarantee you won't get laid in Humor JoeUser Forums

No real suprises here! Link Thanks for reading, thatoneguyinslc

Reply to Like A Fungus, Kerry Is Growing On Me in International JoeUser Forums

I don't reacll John Kerry eating any aborted fetuses recently Dr Guy. (I know thats gross, but making a point here)

Reply to USA vs Canada in Humor JoeUser Forums

The film crew were American porn people, their antagonists were the Canadians.

Reply to Still think Saddam had WMD's? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Folks...I have one request. Only post quotes from THIS Blog. The messages come out a little convoluted when you paste from other posts

USA vs Canada in Humor JoeUser Forums

Link A friend sent this to me today. Thanks for reading, thatoneguyinslc

Reply to Still think Saddam had WMD's? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Damn, i thought this thread died a week ago!

Reply to Some people should be hunted for sport...i'm buyin the ammo in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Why would these assholes take the cellphones and keys of the witnesses and throw them in the ocean if they were the "good samaritans" that you theorize? Stop and read the article, and think about it for a sec before you get all defensive...It was a joke...Sorry if ya didn't get it

Reply to Some people should be hunted for sport...i'm buyin the ammo in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Whip..Leave it to you to take the dirtbags side... Hopefully you will see the report on CNN headline news. From what the witnesses said, they weren't trying to help the seal, they were just torturing it.

Reply to FDA approves human microchip implants in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Sol, I just had a vision of the government grabbing folks off the street and forcing them to have breast implants Unfortunately it was a group of teamsters...

Reply to The Journey Over in Misc JoeUser Forums

Gid, TSA once took a tape measurer from me on a puddle jump flight from Santa Barbara to SLC. I asked the guy if he thought i was gonna measure the plane into the ground.. Needless to say, he didn't think that was too funny!

Reply to Some people should be hunted for sport...i'm buyin the ammo in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Nice......

Reply to Anne coulter attacked by pie wielding thugs in Politics JoeUser Forums

Well thank you for practicing some restrai.....AH screw it...CHICKEN!

Reply to Some people should be hunted for sport...i'm buyin the ammo in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Thanks Anglo! Ya know, i slept on it...And i am still willing to buy the ammo!

Reply to Mustang in the grass, alas. in Humor JoeUser Forums

I hear ya...I just finished restoring my 1982 Porsche 911sc. It took two years to do, and almost broke me. But there's something about vintage sports cars! On a realted subject. I was just in Miami on business and rented a 2005 Mustang (the retro looking one) Sweeeeet!! 302 and a slap shift transmission. I took it out to Key west sunday and had it doing 100+ on 7 mile bridge. It was a blast. I used to have a 68 fastback when i was a youngster. I miss t

Reply to Anne coulter attacked by pie wielding thugs in Politics JoeUser Forums

Yeah, and she could shout shrilly at you about how you are doing it all wrong . . . And why would this make her any different from the rest of ya?

Reply to satanists are people too in Current Events JoeUser Forums

What i find amusing is that the US Military has recognized satanism as a religion for years. I would love to meet that chaplain!

Some people should be hunted for sport...i'm buyin the ammo in Current Events JoeUser Forums

So i get to my hotel in Boston... I sit down on the couch and turn on the TV. Being the good little political junkie that i am, i turned on CNN Headline News to get my fix. They showed a story about an incident in california that really pissed me off. Link All i can say is that i

Reply to Need a good laugh?? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Yep Texas...It's a fat kid getting shot by his friends repeatedly with a BB gun... NO gore or major curelty...Just freakin funny!

Reply to Need a good laugh?? in Humor JoeUser Forums

I'm guessing that we should skip the cab and rent a minivan! I wonder if Hertz has a dropoff in Hades? Wouldn't be suprised if they did...

Reply to Evil people steal.... in Humor JoeUser Forums

I AM 83% EVIL GENIUS! I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the EVIL GENIUS test at Fuali.com "> I'm pretty evil...but i already knew that...

Need a good laugh?? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Link I'm goin to hell for thinking this is funny Thanks for reading, thatoneguyinslc