thatoneguyinslc

thatoneguyinslc

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Reply to “friday five”... it's boring. answer it anyway. humour me in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

ok ok... Since i have no shot with "fellatio"... 1. Larry the cable guy and Al Franken, (entertainment) Jamie from "Mythbusters" and Steven Hawking (Science Officers) , And William Shatner to command. 2. Charlize Theron (ohh baby!) Martha Stewart (i get hungry) Molly Ivins (conversation) And two yet to be named female wrestlers (personal security force) 3. Laptop, Digicamcorder, Satelite high speed internet dish, nois

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Reply to I am Officially White Trash! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Wahine? It's ok to watch COPS...Just make sure nobody ever watches YOU on COPS. Because when it happens...You instantly become white trash royalty at every trailer park in the US.

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Reply to I am Officially White Trash! in Misc JoeUser Forums

SCOTCH???? Give me Jamisons 1780 IRISH whiskey anyday Myr. Scotch also gets its TASTE from them barrels as well. My dad grew up in Western North Carolina in a dry county. He and his buddy Billy Bob (yeah thats his real name) were building moonshine stills in high school. He even told me about being chased by the Revenuers once. Somebody shoot me please....My dad was the grand poobah of white trash...<img src="../images/smiles/lol.gif"

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Reply to NBA 2004-2005 Season: Team to Beat in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

I'm a Jazz fan. Here's my list of possibles EAST Detroit Indiana Miami POSSIBLES: Knicks and Celtics SLEEPER: Orlando WEST Spurs Sacramento Jazz (With Boozer, Okur, Kirilenko, and Harpring, they have a shot) Denver POSSIBLES: Lakers and Suns SLEEPER: Rockets

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Reply to Hookups!!! in Travel JoeUser Forums

Definately better than a ford focus, motel 6 and Mcnuggets i'll tell ya that! I need to point out that this is the first time in 4 years of doing this that i scored like this.

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Reply to Red Sox vs Cardinals in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

I want the BoSox to win, but logic says Cards....Let's hope logic is wrong. I'm going to be in boston during the series. I want to go if i can find a ticket under $500.00 which means i'll probably be hanging out in some bar near fenway watching the game.

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Reply to How could you? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

CHildren should not be forced to reinforce the politics of their parents...No matter WHAT the issue. Its just another form of exploitation.

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Reply to Anne coulter attacked by pie wielding thugs in Politics JoeUser Forums

In related news, Michael Moore has been arrested for allegedly trampling three people to slurp the pie directly off of Ann Coulter's face...Spokesmen for Moore say, "Well, the pies were custard, and you know how Mike likes to eat..." that's just DIRRRRRRTY! I need a shower now. <TABLE

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Hookups!!! in Travel JoeUser Forums

Howdy folks! I arrived in Miami last night. Stop #2 on my 3 city trip. Any of you business travelers know that sometimes you get the shaft when it comes to car rentals, and accommodations. You rent a certain class of car, and when you get there, they stick you in a GEO metro or something like that, and when you get to the hotel, they have stuck you in a roo

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Reply to What is the Daily Show? in Politics JoeUser Forums

A lot of comedians call the last four years "a golden age of comedy" with bush 2.0 in office. The jokes practically write themselves. Stweart personally a liberal, but the show is COMEDY, not news. It just so happens that the media (ironically) has kind of spun it to hte masses that is a pseudo-news program, and people run with it from there. Still some funny stuff about both candidates on that show, he skewers the left on a regular basis

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Reply to Still think Saddam had WMD's? in Politics JoeUser Forums

I think that bush 2.0 really didn't care if Saddam had the WMD's or not. He was bound and determined to go into Iraq either way. Using the threat of supposed WMD's gave him the "justification" to do it.

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Reply to Still think Saddam had WMD's? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Nope, not at all Dr. I think they really didnt have a clue either way. I think Saddam was hiding all kinds of stuff, but WMD's weren't on the list. I think he was more concerned with them not finding out where the oil money was really going.

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Reply to Just another violent Saturday night in Misc JoeUser Forums

Liquor+Idiots+public setting=Stupid shit like that! Sorry you had a bad night Sally. I'll tell ya what, Get over here and you can go hang out in the club with me and my friends. Were silly drunks!

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