Be Stronger. Mentally and Physically. Today I received my husband's second Army recruitment pamphlet in as many weeks. Evidently, the Army really wants him. Baaaad. The benefits are outlined in black, all caps against a distressed mustard yellow
Uncle Fucker *singing* You're a boner-biting bastard Uncle Fucker! *hangs head in shame for being such a naughty person*
SPC Nbs: I'm positive you perused a paperback thesarus in your plight to pick the perfect phrasing . . . phtth . . . I politely propose passing over pompous words that pitiful wahine perhaps . . . aww, crap . . . what I mean to say is: I don't know what some of those words mean! *I suck at this*
addendum: - a creepy dude is posting creepy blogs about his creepy teacher and creeping me out . . . ewww . . . *shudders*
Yeah . . . but he's copying all his stuff at once . . . taking up valuable real estate with his pre-blogged blogs . . . sheesh . . .
D'oh . . . by *sniff* I meant crying, not sniffing farts . . .
Ewww . . . Actually *sniff* that makes me miss my husband . . .
meh . . . it's still kind of crappy of him
*pulls at shirt collar with finger* Yikes! It's getting hot in herre! It feels like apocalypse . . . I wrote a blog last night about my love affair with drama and the dark side (which I promptly deleted out of shame), but I am not feelin' it today. The devil on my shoulder is in the back yard chasing geckos and now that I am without the little
I said goodbye to my baby brother Sunday. I had not seen him in over a year and it will be at least two years before I get to see him again. Despite being raised in the same home with the same parents, our lives and our choices have turned out quite different. When we were young, my brother and I were very close and altho
good for you, history!
Chiprj: Inconsiderate jerks. I'd be pissed if my husband was late getting home because some jerks were standing around talking about Alien vs. Predator and keeping him from locking up. Good luck with it.
LadyCleve: cute post. My husband calls me "sweetcheeks" and "snugglebunny" and when I was younger, my family sometimes called me "Branflakes". Oh, and sometimes my husband calls me "Brandine" (Cletus' wife on The Simpsons) . . . arrggh! Nothing all that great or witty here.
I have very bad luck with pets. If I get really attached to a pet it will either run away or die (or both) . . . however, if I have a pet that is super annoying and that I strongly dislike, the pet will live forever. I don't know why this is . . .
Now were you trying to "elevate" your boredom, or "alleviate" it? sheesh . . . it was one a.m. . . . give me a break! I'll go fix it . . . No forbidden pizza episode . . . again let me refer you to the time at which I posted this . . . <
Sally: I will miss you bunches! Why is everyone leaving just as I am getting to know them? Enjoy your vacation, and come back soon.
Well, I am bored . . . I don't want to go to sleep . . . I don't want to take out the trash . . . so, in an effort to alleviate ( to you citahellion) my boredom, I will share with you some things that I get excited abo
M-Post: This is so incredibly sweet. I'm sure your mom will appreciate hearing all those things from you. She sounds like an amazing woman. Thanks for sharing!
kingbee: It sounds perfectly reasonable to me . . . next to beer and scoring chicks, the biggest concern amongst 23 year old military dudes is how to convey a presidential image . . . (I apologize for jumping in the middle of your serious debate with a silly comment . . . can you forgive me?)
Muggaz: I know the incident of which you speak (write?) and although I do not wish to take sides, I will say that the blacklister is quite a reasonable guy and if he takes the time to relax and think about what actually took place, he'll be welcoming you back in no time. I also think it is quite "big" of you to try to make amends with him the way you are. <img src="../images/smiles/j
Shovelheat: nice. Carebear: 12 - Write anything humorus. I've come to find that most people like funny things Great addition! Thanks for your comments.
carebear: Awww, thanks. Janders: Aren't little boys supposed to have dirty faces? According to JU they are! Thanks so much for your comment. <img src="../image
Gideon: Why, thank you! Raven: Thanks.
history: I like the way you think, man. It could make a good video game . . .
Janders: Congratulations to you!
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