Spc Nobody Special

Spc Nobody Special

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Reply to The 'V Word' For Men in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

Ouch. Why not just good ole fashioned birth control? I would think pills for her, and the little rubber thingy for you and you'd be safe. It's worked for me for 10 years.

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Reply to Pinot Grigio in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm possibly detecting a series theme for these latest articles. I don't usually drink, but when I do, I like the pinot noirs. Kendall Jackson reserve has a nice one in most of their vintages. Of course I couldn't say for sure whether a white wine might go better with pizza or not. I suppose it depends on the toppings. Sorry you're bored, where's your tdy? Maybe you could get out and go see something. Unless you're in Sierra Vista. I

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Reply to Like, hey man, I'm with the band........... in Humor JoeUser Forums

if you go to monterey, you could run in one of the various events at the big sur international marathon. Hells yes I could. I swear I'm gonna do that one in the next couple of years, even if I'm in the band and have to take leave to do it. Taking leave and spending the money to fly across country, plus

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Reply to Squid Pasta... in Misc JoeUser Forums

Squid, gator, frog, if it's been alive, if I haven't tried it yet, I will. And I've tried a lot of weird stuff. But stay away from javelina jerky, blech. I've had lots of exotic foods, but the weirdest stuff was the oddball creations I made at home. Avocado and tomato cobbler. Sweet potato and banana fritatas (delicious by the way) A club sandwich with thousand island dressing on a chocolate chip bagel (so good it's sinful) Most actually turne

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Reply to It's not Old Crow and Diet Dr. Pepper... in Diet JoeUser Forums

Something dirty would be better though. Okay then, throw in a little chocolate syrup to make it brownish and call it a Dirty Russian Sunrise. Nyeh. Or add a little paper umbrella to that and call it a S--ts and giggles.

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Reply to Like, hey man, I'm with the band........... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Arabic could be good for you, but I hope you don't mind the sand... Like, all the sand you were exposed to at the beach in Monterey? Or that caliche crap on west Fort Hood? Maybe on the bottom of the beer bottles in Germany............. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF

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Reply to Where do we go when we die? in Misc JoeUser Forums

When all those synapses in our brains stop firing, what spiritual people consider a soul ceases to exist. Ha. If I believed that, I would have committed suicide a dozen times over. I've gotten plenty depressed enough to do it, but what's the point if there's an afterlife, so you don't really end anythin

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Reply to It's not Old Crow and Diet Dr. Pepper... in Diet JoeUser Forums

See, I don't think I'd save enough money on the vodka to make up for buying a filter, at least not for a one-week TDY. So bring it back with you. You never know. You might get sent to San Angelo and need it.

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Reply to Bush Hides from Average Americans in Politics JoeUser Forums

You are so dumb! Also I can assure you not all the military respect Bush. True, there were a few, especially those that supported the Democratic party directly due to a personal stake in their political stance on homosexuality, (quietly of course) but most of the ones at my last unit that I discussed it

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Reply to It's not Old Crow and Diet Dr. Pepper... in Diet JoeUser Forums

(I used to use Absolut Citron, but that's a bit too high end for the liquor store I found up here) Why don't you use the old trick of running cheap vodka through a brita filter to clean it out and get high-end vodka? <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class="mb-Body-Q

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Reply to How Dharma got her groove back in Misc JoeUser Forums

But recently.....I've felt 'me' shrinking. Decreasing, hiding, standing in the shadows. I've been sad. I lost my self confidence. I became insecure. I started to really detest who I was becoming. Wow. Sorry about that, I didn't know my thoughts echoed that far. You must have picked up some of my ne

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Reply to Like, hey man, I'm with the band........... in Humor JoeUser Forums

So much for the enlistment requirements, I guess those go out of the window if you're with the band, huh? Remember, there's a waiver for EVERYTHING. So try in piano. The worst they can say is no. Maybe they'll make

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Like, hey man, I'm with the band........... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Well, that's about it. I'm out of money, I'm not making enough, and whatever you're about to suggest for getting a job, I've tried it. Attempting to gain alternate certification for teaching has failed. You have to be able to get hired. So far, I've got half of a position, not enough. The biggest killer at my interviews? Not an experienced teacher. sigh............(so

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Reply to Sometimes My Comments Grow Too Long in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Yeah, it's been a while since I posted anything. Bite me. Heh. Did I provoke something? I might get the chance. It's looking like I'm coming back in, and I'm thinking about reclassing to arabic, so.............who knows, I always wanted another chance to go to the Gilroy Garlic Fest.

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Reply to Texas Wahine's First Bling in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Woah. Like my eyes. I'm blinded by those diamonds. Wait, got my oakleys (i wish). Wow. Nice ring. I like my old ring though. It's beat up, missing a diamond, been mashed a few times, and I'm afraid to have it polished again 'cause it's gotten thin on bottom. But still holding together pretty well. That seems an appropriate metaphor to me. If I ever do replace it, I'm just gonna get a simple gold band, beautiful, long lasting, and low maintenance. Which is not a metaphor. No matter how f

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Reply to If you love war so much, why don't you go fight it? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I, _____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God." Support and defend. Foreign and d

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Reply to You think Canada's so great? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Honestly, I do think Canada is the best country in the world, Meh. It's not bad.......if you can find it underneath all the damned snow and ice. Maybe that's why the good hockey teams. Dunno, I'm a Dallas Stars fan, and there's sure as hell never much ice down here.

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Reply to Who's your wingman? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Nobody. I'm a maverick. I fly solo, baby. Basically, I trust my back to nobody but me. And who better?

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Reply to Saddam's Contributions to Iraq in Humor JoeUser Forums

He took tons of dangerous old-soviet stockpiled weapons and munitions off of the streets of dozens of third world nations, making them a safer place to live........by bringing them to Iraq.........and using them.

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Reply to Saddam's Contributions to Iraq in Humor JoeUser Forums

He supported culture and the arts. Look at the multitude of statues and murals (of him, of course) that graced every street corner. He supported literature by writing a romance novel as an allegory of the first gulf war. With the help of Udai, they used torture to mold their soccer team into a force to be reckoned with.

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