Spc Nobody Special

Spc Nobody Special

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Biological warfare starts in the home.... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Ever dreamed of starting your own biological weapons program but just didn't have the money? Well today's your lucky day. Why waste all your money trying to mess with deadly anthrax? Let's face it, ricin just plain doesn't work, nerve agents are messy, and hard to get out of the furniture, and ebola? It works great, but it's just not aerosol transmittable,

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Does anyone know.......... in Pure Technology JoeUser Forums

Alright, three articles in an hour, much less a day. That's almost like spamming for me. I had a brilliant idea the other day, but I don't know how to follow through with it. I think I've figured out the perfect way to put away Christmas lights. Especially icicle lights. No tangle, no knots, no mess, and less chance of breaking. I'd explain, but.....well, thi

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Narnia, who knew? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Another short limerick review, And not of a movie that blew, The movie's just right, I watched in delight, And to C.S. Lewis was true. Meh. Not my best limerick review. Personally I think the one for the Village was. Anyways, "stayed home" sick today, and went to see Narnia. (I really was sick, I'm just lousy at staying home.) Perfect

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Starting a relationship with treachery. in Humor JoeUser Forums

So you walk out to the mailbox, open it up, and voila. Shiny pink letter with overdue third notice written on it. Oh, s--t. What did I forget to pay. Read more? It ends up being a letter allowing you to "avoid penalties" by refinancing your loan with B--t F--k student loan corporation in Wilmington, Delaware. (always wilmington, always delaware) Now what are

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Reply to Another blip. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Still at Hood Possibly. Technically, it's supposed to be needs of the army, but it's so short right now, and the prior service thing, that they said I may get to pick and choose from between open slots, at least where they have no pianists. Technically every band's supposed to have two, but the realit

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Reply to Cracked tub, arrrrrrgh! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Maybe Bondo? (joking) Remember when all else fails, there's J.B. weld. If it was metal and enamel, I could tell you exactly how.

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Another blip. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Another brief update, still fixing cars. I fixed mine yesterday, the Mustang is back on the streets, as of yesterday. Of course, I also noticed I had an expired registration and inspection, so it's back in the driveway, as of today. In fact, while it's running like a dream, there is a horrific clangy type noise upon starting or really low idle, that makes me

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Reply to Polly in her lair in Pets & Nature JoeUser Forums

It gets better. Leave five or six laying around with the openings facing each other. I used to laugh my butt off in Monterey, you could hear Euripides for hours. He'd get in one.....crinkle crinckle.....play for a minute. Settle down. Two minutes later, get up and go to another one.....crinkle crinkle........bat at the imaginary mice...........settle down, and so on, all day. Especially if you sprinkle a little Cosmic Catnip in each one. Cute

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Reply to Green hair and eyelashes for all to see. in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Cool, now maybe you can get some leftover halloween makeup, and you could convince her to do green teeth too. Just thinking of the photo ops, of course. The one with Jake's cute too. My cat does the same thing. Maybe they're related? (he does have a little more trouble stacking the sheets though)

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Reply to Learning to Teach in Misc JoeUser Forums

But I get tongue-tied and flustered every time I'm up in front of the class I think you'll be alright, you were always the best at the briefings. You did great then, you'll be alright now. <TD class="m

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Reply to Things I'm Afraid Of, Part Two in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Men who work with their hands, can fix things, know their way around a car engine, who aren't afraid to get dirty. It's because I'm afraid they're better than me in some way. Trust me. It's nothing special. It's mostly just experience and being too dumb to fear royally jacking things up. If you're r

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Reply to Dante's Inferno Test in Religion JoeUser Forums

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Extreme Level 1 -

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Reply to Drivin' like Jesus. in Humor JoeUser Forums

I don't think a drive-by employing melee weapons would be all that effective. Well, traditionally the lance would be more appropriate.

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Reply to The One Thing I Really Hate About COSTCO in Blogging JoeUser Forums

You might try changing your socks. Seriously. Especially if you're going in there in uniform. Those wool socks rub sometimes and build up a charge. Those fleece jackets they sell out there too. I've got a beautiful suede jacket with a silk lining I hardly ever wear because if I forget to touch the car door with my keys first, the static charge shocks the crap out of my fingers.

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Reply to Useful Arabic Phrases To Listen For, Part One in Travel JoeUser Forums

He was closer than Marcantoni was... You mean my QC? Hey, the shotgun method is good. The shotgun method works.......sort of. Of course, you know I have nothing but humor at my arabic "skills". It was a funny situation. But whenever you seek quantity over quality, I'm your man.

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Reply to A Glimmer of My Future in Work JoeUser Forums

What a coincidence. I may be reenlisting Saturday. Maybe you could be an instructor in Monterey? Now if I failed my audition and went back there to learn Arabic and got you, that would be just too wierd for words. Good luck.

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