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Reply to I Feel Sorry for their Teachers Tomorrow! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Mmmmmm.....kid's good.........taste like fresh brains.............. Link

Reply to 90 minutes, soaking wet...but they hit the motherload! in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

8 lbs???!!! Good grief!

Party Monster....... in Humor JoeUser Forums

This is your nbs. This is your nbs on halloween. Any questions? (If so, go back two are three articles to mail call........)

Reply to How Was the Trick-or-Treating? in Parenting JoeUser Forums

Wouldn't know. I ended up working. That's alright though, I scared the crap out of people delivering pizzas. Okay, mostly two year olds, but they were really scared. Pictures to follow.

Reply to Mail Call!!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

What should I make for dinner tomorrow night? Gosh, this is great. Please see above comment for roast of young child. However if you seek something slightly more legal, may I reccommend Thai chicken curry? Try this. Slice up two or three chicken breasts. Saute in a little bit of oil. I like Ext

Reply to Mail Call!!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Incidentally...what does Hoo-rah means? It's the Marine Corps version of what everyone else (military) says hoo-ah, thought to be from heard, understood, and acknowledged, although no one really knows. Why the marines pronounce it oo-rah? They're frickin' marines. Multisyllabic words are a challenge for

So what you're saying is, you lied. in Humor JoeUser Forums

I just found out today, I didn't get the teaching job I applied for (again). Not a big deal, there's still others I can interview for, except........... If you weren't interested in hiring me, why did you lie and say you were at the interview? Don't have the balls to handle giving out rejection? Afraid I'm gonna grab a bread knife in the cafeteria and go on a

Reply to Alert the media!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Who did you give the boot too? No one. I'm still keeping them, as they are great for working in the yard. Glad we could be there for you... in our own little way. </

Reply to Mail Call!!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

But you have to get him drunk first.

Reply to Mail Call!!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Parated - The qunta don't actually change direction... the probability wave simply collapses the quanta from there superpostions into one probablitily line equating to their post-prism states. No energy required ergo no energy added. Now see, I could have said all that...........but instead, I gave ya B

Reply to 2 years have passed in Misc JoeUser Forums

Congratulations. Have you ever thought about learning Arabic? It is tricky, but far from impossible. The really nasty bit is learning MSA, only to find out that nobody speaks "proper" arabic. Iraqi dialect is tricky but not so bad as say, Palestinian.

Alert the media!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Thank you, thank you, I'd like to thank all the people who no doubt somehow corrupted the code and put me at the bottom of the top. I finally made the top ten list, I'm in points whoring heaven. I can die happy now. I've said all along that I didn't really care about the points, and I just wanted to be read and enjoyed. Well I lied! Joe's Top 10 Blog

Reply to Mail Call!!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Ok, but... when things change direction, it requires an increase of energy to maintain the speed. Light going past a black hole is easy to explain, since the gravity is a source of increased energy. But what about the light of a laser through a beam splitter, through a prism, or even through water. No energy is added, yet the lig

Reply to Mail Call!!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

ON!!!!

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IT

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BRING

Reply to Anatomy of a crush in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Bonus points to anyone who can come up with a better, less juvenile word for "crush." Infatuation

Reply to Don't forget the time change..... in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Yes, that's what we were told on Friday. *sigh* Like the cadre will be there early enough to know.............

Reply to I'm even weirder than this in Humor JoeUser Forums

[b]You Are 50% Weird[/b] Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it! [b]How Weird Are You?[/b]

Reply to Am I a hypocrite: Exxon-Mobil Employees Given Fake Flu Shots in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Frankly, I'd prefer the fake shots. The only time I've come down with the flu since I was a kid is the day or two after getting mandatorily administered Army flu shots.

Reply to Mail Call!!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

If the speed of light is a constant, but light can effected by gravity, how can the speed of light be maintained against the pull of gravity without an external source of energy? Finally, an easy one. Light effected by gravity doesn't change speed, it just changes direction and moves along a different

Reply to Mail Call!!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

If you are watching your Favorite Raiders (who just won), and she asks what inning is it, do you: D: Explain the concept of football through reanactment. Get her to dress up in a Raiders jersey (and nothing but) and tackle you onto the bed......again....and again.......and again.......even if it takes a

Reply to Las Vegas and Cirque Du Soleil in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Nifty, I like Cirque, but I'm surprised you didn't reverse your title and subtitle...........

Reply to Mail Call!!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

If a man talks in the forest and no one is around to hear him, does his wife still say he is wrong? Possibly, but more likely she is preparing a dose of thorazine and a butterfly net.

Reply to Mail Call!!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

WHY? BECAUSE.