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Reply to Help Wanted: Supreme Court Justice in US Domestic JoeUser Forums

What, are you trying to suggest that the nominations are using affirmative action to be as politically correct as the heavily edited Six Flags version of Looney Tunes?

Reply to On Being Jewish in Religion JoeUser Forums

Besides You cannot block a visit from God if he decides to visit Not as long as he's registered.......... I don't care if you're white, black, Christian, Jewish, Muslim,

I got the job.....i think....... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Today is the mother of all days. I finally interviewed for the elementary music position in Killeen. The principal was nice. She has cats. I have cats. Cool. Meow. I don't know. My interview this time was a little more rambling than the last, and I had some questions that I honestly had to plead ignorance or inexperience to. "So what do you think of the pedag

Reply to CBFTW rules! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Just finished......damn that's good.

Reply to On Being Jewish in Religion JoeUser Forums

as soon as GOD personally tells me I am choosen then I will believe that. well, he might have if you hadn't turned off anonymous commenting on this one......heh heh......

Reply to On Being Jewish in Religion JoeUser Forums

So.....like, you're jewish? Wow. Circumcision's a bitch, dude. Seriously, the only gripe I hold against the state of Israel is the attack on the Liberty during the fightin' with Egypt. Other than that, don't give me this dreck and kibitz and kvetch with all this schmaltz. Ya mashuggenar schlemiel. Be proud. You're one of God's chosen people. Not a shande far di goyem. Oi. Who loves ya, baby? God does. Dear lord, I love yiddi

Reply to You've got to be f---ing kidding me. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Okay, that's just weird. Good, but weird. They usually update once a day, right? Jumped from 21 to, erm, 16 I think. And now the Casino's at 22. Hmmmmmm............ I'll never make the top ten, but if I can just pass greywar now, I can die happy.

Reply to Day 7 - still no comments in Misc JoeUser Forums

First thing? longgggggggggger arrrrrrrrticleeeeeesssss. Then, what interests you? How do they make you feel? Do you have anything that makes you want to rant on and on? Something funny happen to you? So far, you're narrating your daily life. And while that's surely interesting to the people that already know you, they apparently don't blog much. Once you've got some other stuff out there, and people start to read you more, little updates like

Reply to You've got to be f---ing kidding me. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Their latest witty article. Welcome to our weekly matchplay bonanza! This week's coupon codes: etc.

You've got to be f---ing kidding me. in Humor JoeUser Forums

So being the points person of negotiable affection that I am, I just checked the top blog sites.........WHAT!!!!!!???? I'm being beat out by a f--king bot. Damned freaking Casino advertisement is keeping me off the first page at #21. That's right, an advertisement for casinos is more popular than I am. Sigh...............now I know how Bob Dole feels.<!-- Ju-

CBFTW rules! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Just picked up a copy of My War today. I got turned onto Colby Buzzell by psuedosoldier about idunno, six months ago? He's a skater out of the san fran area that joined up after 9/11, and ended up in "the shit" in Mosul, as part of a Stryker brigade. He posted amazing blogs, filling you in as everything happened. I followed him for maybe a month, and then h

Reply to I'm starting to understand.... in Gaming JoeUser Forums

You've crossed over to the dark side..........now join us at Kingdom of Loathing! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Reply to To Hell With Meeting The Standard in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Wow, like I did a push up the other day, man........ Congratulations, flippin' sweet!

Reply to The 2000 milestone in Iraq in Current Events JoeUser Forums

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made so and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." -John

Here I am, Life. Kick me in the balls. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Oy. This is what I get for being too happy earlier. So I go to pick up my tranny jack today. Hmmm. I go to the parts house, whoops missed my turn, u-turn, go back.....shit, the road's blocked off. I do some fancy maneuvering, and..........closed for lunch. Huh? At 2:00 in the afternoon? No to be deterred, so I hop back into the wife's neon......hmmm

Reply to The art of Sin in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

And you know there is no God, how exactly? How do you prove that? Furthermore, how can you have morality or immorality without God? What would be the point? Altruism for it's own sake would be pointless. Furtherment of the species? Nah. No point. The only possible morality would be one that advanced you and you alone. What basis do you have for right or wrong without an absolute standard? You'd be making it up as you go. Sin is for th

We're off to change my tranny!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

One thing the army taught me, that I always try to live by, is "If it ain't broke, fix it until it is." And today, I'm living the vida loco, boyo. Okay, so I'm fixing something that is broke, but maybe I'll break the good one too. I haven't driven my mustang in about three months, because it has a burnt out band in the transmission. I hope. For those

Reply to Bye, Bye, Hawkeye, BJ, Radar and Hotlips in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Sure, I am going to write all my checks out to CASH Johnny thanks you for your support.

Reply to JU Reverted to an Old Database File? in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

JU fell down and went boom. Chance card says take your piece back 3 spaces. Do not pass go. Do not collect two hundred dollars. Fortunately most everything is being restored, including some blogs that weren't up earlier today. Note to me self, finish printing everything out. Yikes.

Reply to What are YOU going to be? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Got it now. Going as a skeleton, erm, somewhat modified from traditional though. It'll be cool......if I can find a damned bald cap. Maybe I can get a swimmers cap and use that.....

Is it just me? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Another enlightening experience with the local phone service. Here in the Killeen area the area code is 254. No problem, except everything from Waco, (1.5 hours to the northeast) to damned near Round Rock (1 hour southeast) is the same code. Some is long distance, some local. So today I dial a number, not knowing it's local. "We're sorry, but you do not have

Reply to The AIDS virus then and now in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Now to the unmarried and widows I say: It is good for them to stay unmarried as I am. But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than burn with passion." St. Paul. [1 Corinthians 7:8-9] Hardly a ringing endorsement of the joy of sex But an endorsement nonethel

Reply to Big Brother's Already HERE! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I dunno, it looks just like you.

Reply to The 48 Laws of Power in Business JoeUser Forums

Congrats on being featured! This is with sarcasm, right? It seems too machivellian for your tastes; I always figured you for the How to Win Friends and Influence People road to power...........

Reply to Sorry for the absence in Misc JoeUser Forums

Cool, where were you at in Korea (yes, I know, 80 percent chance you're going to say seoul, but if so, where in seoul?) I gather you're ex-military and you're wife's Korean. Sweet. Now if you turn out to have been a 98G linguist, I'll smile and kiss a pig. I loved it over there, although I thought the traditional wedding ceremonies were awfully complex, plus I just look funny in han bok. I'm not married to a korean, just been to the ceremonie