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Reply to 5 Hot NEW Sex Tips in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

Okay, first you need to get yourself a stuffed buffalo, a bucket of ice, and a hockey mask....................then......

Reply to Paging all Bruce Campbell fans in Humor JoeUser Forums

proud that I didn't look any up S' a damned good start. Who else?

Reply to "Heinz 57"...So, whats your heritage/decent? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Mostly Irish, some Scottish, black Dutch, Cherokee.

Reply to Best halloween movies of all time. in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

There's one, too, about creatures from some other realm, that only people who had night terrors as kids can see. Can't remember the name, though. It was pretty good. Wasn't that the one, Tooth Fairy or something like that? Don't remember, it had a horrible name, decent movie though. <TABLE cell

Paging all Bruce Campbell fans in Humor JoeUser Forums

Okay, you're here, so listen up, all you primitive screwheads. I've got a little game for you. How many of Bruce Campbell's films/tv appearances/credits of whatever can you remember off the top of your head? Feel free to look it up, but please have some pride. No posts if you imdb or google whack him. If you look it up, you're done. Thank you, and r

Jack Thompson is a Deadite. in Humor JoeUser Forums

I swear he is. That chalky skin, limp hair, glazed hate filled expression. Active soldier of the Army of Darkness. No doubt. That's gotta be why he opposes violence in video games. So we will all become passive, love filled, zombie food. (I swear they're behind the liberal agenda.) Which brings me to my real article. Evil Dead, Regeneration. Just got done bea

Reply to Ode to my cat in Humor JoeUser Forums

Helloooo?You didnt like my offerings? Liked them fine, just didn't see them 'til now. Been staying off to study for my certification test (and to beat the new Evil Dead game)

Reply to Somebody needs to invent this in Gadgets & Electronics JoeUser Forums

I've seen a couple of neat ones this year. Saw one that springs out puzzle pieces everywhere. You can't turn it off til you find the puzzle pieces and put it back together. Saw another one that was a robot that moves away and hides under furniture. Crazy.

Reply to Have you ever laughed uncontrollably at a t-shirt? in Humor JoeUser Forums

All the time in Korea. We used to take pictures, so we wouldn't get beat up for staring at girl's chests, then pointing and laughing uncontrollably at the crazy english. We had quite a collection before I left. About all I've got saved now are the "Ape Bathing" and the No Smokins truck........sigh

Reply to A Link To My New "Secret" Job! in Work JoeUser Forums

Well, at least they didn't start ya off shoveling out the elephant cages..........yet.

Reply to Ode to greywar. in Humor JoeUser Forums

It's actually the first stanza of Browning's Childe Roland, That's it. I was thinking of the other because of the common usage in the Gunslinger stuff by King.

Reply to Judging Christians in Religion JoeUser Forums

When is the last time you witnessed a Christian turning the proverbial cheek? I always turn the other cheek when persecuted..........right before I let one rip. As to planks in my eye? I'm still looking for the tweezers. Stinkin' contacts. Meh. I'm not very good at meek and humble, but I'm wor

Reply to Jack Thompson Attempts to Have Penny-Arcade Arrested! in Gaming JoeUser Forums

If what he is saying is true, then "Whack-a-Mole" is a trainer for animal abuse. Heh heh......I just envisioned a lively game of "whack-a-kitten".........

Reply to Ode to greywar. in Humor JoeUser Forums

My first thought was, he lied in every word Either this is random attributive poetry night, or HW set up a pun so bad it defies all rational thought. the dusty wastelands

Reply to I Have Found the Corporate Machine! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Not that I'm not enjoying my civilian life without a paycheck {nervous twitch}

Reply to I Have Found the Corporate Machine! in Misc JoeUser Forums

If you join, could you ask if they need korean linguists? Huh? Or maybe just a lackey to lube the gears....

Reply to Wallace & Gromit Ride Again! in Movie Reviews JoeUser Forums

Yes they do!!! Wallace and Gromit rock! (and I too, saw the corpse bride, loved it)

Reply to A Crappy Day in Misc JoeUser Forums

Missed this yesterday, hope today is springtime and roses and puppy dog noses, the creme de la creme de la creme.......... P.S. It's nice to know someone else out there knows that Dr. Pepper and egg dishes are manifestos of love.........

Reply to He's the real deal in Blogging JoeUser Forums

He's got a natural ear. That one's good, but you ought to hear him do Minnesota, eh? Always cracked me up.

Ode to greywar. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Wither doest thou wander, oh warrior grey, oh sergeant from my yesterdays. No one has made "assclown" sound so sweet, As the acerbic prose from your lips doth flow. Gone from us now, thou needs must roam, the dusty wastelands of arizona, drunkenly MMORPGing in arid home, sipping on lime and Corona. No one uses "clown cock

Reply to Hooters and Cocks............. in Humor JoeUser Forums

pit hair in your soup. ???? perhaps nutsacks-themed only would be more appropriate? </TABLE

Reply to English as a second language in customer service personnel in Misc JoeUser Forums

Reminds me of Korea. I used to get communication by mixing languages. I would use bad Korean, and they'd respond with bad English. Konglish works. Except.......... We had one sergeant, half-korean, female named Schillinger. She couldn't speak understandable korean or english. (either one would have been fine in a company full of linguists and Katusas.) She was so hard to understand, that her platoon made sure she was always stuck on CQ. Great,

Reply to Hooters and Cocks............. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Any Cocks cu...er...coming to Oahu in the near future? They're already there...... And who would oversee the interviewing and hiring process? I

Reply to I'm a natural born killer in Misc JoeUser Forums

Tried cactus? Stick it in a window and remember to water twice a year.