Spc Nobody Special

Spc Nobody Special

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Reply to OH, S--T. in Current Events JoeUser Forums

It's fixed and mostly cleaned up now. He came by this morning and snaked it out. Roots in the drain from the mulberry out front. Only things left really are to clean out the traps in the drains for the tub and the shower. I already got to unclog all the toilets from the backed up toilet paper mache........Oh well, never do today what you can put off 'til tonight. What's that, do I hear my transmission calling me?

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Reply to Once again The A.C.L.U. bleeds for everyone but...... in US Domestic JoeUser Forums

The only way we can take back our country from the lawyer nee terrorist is to ban together, demand the courts stop playing ball with the ACLU and once again allow religious expression freely." Freedom of religion? Isn't that banned by the constitution though? I know the courts uphold the ban............

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Hooters and Cocks............. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Oct. 17- Clearwater, Flordia Anonymous Daily Herald. Today the widely successful food chain Hooters announced the opening of a new line of resteraunt chain, called Cocks. This exciting new lineup will be very similar to their already populars Hooters stores, first established in Clearwater, Florida in 1983, with finger foods, a beach theme, and no more

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OH, S--T. in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Well, you've done it again, Abbot.........we're swimming in feces now. My wife was doing laundry and going to the bathroom, (that's right, simultaneously, why not?) and the main drain just backed up to my house. And apparently there's been some good eating here this weekend. ewwwwwwwwwwww. Fortunately, the bathroom floors are just covered in grey water. If

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Reply to Ode to my cat in Humor JoeUser Forums

There was a young man who haikued, When his ex-sergeant got him a 'tude, And started to quibble, O'er the number of syllabes, Which the young man pointed out was quite okay because although traditional poetry yes, was restricted by very formal forms in which the freedom was mainly given in expression, (see above sonnet,) haiku has become much more free verse, allowing a number of modifications, including more freedom from the classi

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Reply to Best halloween movies of all time. in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

this year will be Vincent Price's "House on Haunted HIll", a cheezy horror B Movie (which we usually have fun heckling)... Come on, you aren't terrified by the skeleton puppet? And I swear the rope curling around that girl's legs must be where Raimi got the idea for the girl getting "attacked" by vines

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Reply to Place your bets - Miers does or does not get confirmed? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Confirmed. I do admit though, if he pulls this one off, Bush'll be able to walk on water in Washington, having proved himself untouchable. Could miss I guess, even Roosevelt had trouble with Supreme Court nominations (of course he was packing the court rather badly) and he was one of the most popular presidents ever.

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Reply to Ode to my cat in Humor JoeUser Forums

I gave him a bath. He was miserable Toothless chihuahua, Washed up and hiney well scrubbed. Melancholy munchkin. (that thing was a chihuahua wasn't it? I don't remember, I only met it once....)

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Ode to my cat in Humor JoeUser Forums

I do not regret your 3 a.m mews, Or ungodly races across my bed, Those geckos on windows are indeed news, But please don't take shortcuts crossing my head. I do not begrude you your stolen treats, Though daily you thieve from my pizza box, And play bulimic with olives and meats, But it grieves me, that puke on my clean socks.

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Some people like Sex more than others.......... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Today I found a new poet I like. No, scratch that, I found a new poet I adore, I worship, I fall down at her feet in adoration. If poetry was sex, this lady would be my Aphrodite. Which is to say, I really like what I've read so far. Her name is Wendy Cope, and here's a couple of her poems. Some people like sex more than others - You seem to like it

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Reply to NFL fan sues over searches at Florida stadium in Current Events JoeUser Forums

The Raymond James stadium is privately owned. By the Raymond James corporation, go figure. Their stadium, their rules. If they want to make you do the truffle shuffle and wear a tinfoil beanie before coming inside, they're bound to lose business, but it's their right. I know I like to have a say over being sure people don't bring guns into my home or business without my say so. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#F

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Reply to Best halloween movies of all time. in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

I think you hit all the bases here. Awwww.......I only touched on them, and I didn't even do anything involving 80's slash fests, a boy and his chainsaw, 50's B scifi, or anything starring Neve Campbell. Ya gotta have a favorite scary movie, right?

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Best halloween movies of all time. in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

So what does it for you? Ghouls? Hobgoblins? Vampires? Moth-eaten werewolves with fangs? I've been thinking, every halloween, somehow I'm the one that ends up passing out candy, so I end up stuck in front of the TV watching some old scary movie, and stopping to answer the door every five minutes. But then I was struck with a thought. Aha!!!! What if I invited

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Reply to I am Making a Ton of Bread! in Misc JoeUser Forums

It is hard as a friggin' rock and heavy as a bowling ball. Ah, you use my recipe! I can always make the fruity dessert type breads come out fine, but whenever I make garden variety "better homes and gardens cookbook" style white bread, it comes out as a doorstop.

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