LeapingLizard

LeapingLizard

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Day Nine Teaching Middle School Math in Misc JoeUser Forums

The Willie Joke Update Today I overheard Quincey say something to Willie. Willie responded by saying "It's not Willie...Call me Big Willie." Quincey was surprised to hear this come out of Willie's mouth. Quincey didn't say any penis jokes for the rest of the period. Willie's strategy worked, and I didn't even think of that. Yeaaaaaa! The kids

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Reply to Defense of Marriage in Politics JoeUser Forums

A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. Yikes! Marriage of a believer and a non-believer shal

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Families With Lesbian Parents: Does it matter? in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Research in the Functioning of Families Headed by Lesbians Does it affect the development of our children? In researching the functioning of families with homosexual parents, one can find a great deal of research. Although various studies take different approaches in their methods of research, the studies mentioned in this article gen

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Reply to The Half Hour Lunch in Misc JoeUser Forums

UOS: Unidentified Orange Stuff I hate when my lunches get chipped away at. It makes my highly angry...but I'm too passive....I come home crabby and take it out on O (my boyfriend, although that sounds ridiculous, partner...that sound ridiculous too...whatever) When I come home starving, healways gives me that look, like, you could have helped this, you know? He doesn't get it!

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Reply to Think this would work? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Sounds great to me. I bet these cars would be more reliable than my hunk of junk. Would it be more cost efficient that a cab though? Maybe more convienent...I like it. Yup, I like it. PS: Nice joke.

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Reply to I got 2 new housemates :) in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Think about it, Vanuatu, coconuts, white sand beaches, easy goin life... Can I come, too? Sound nice. People are nice to have around, as long as they are mild mannered...know what I mean?

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Reply to Communism in the USA in Politics JoeUser Forums

Grog.. our colors are RED white and blue. I beleive FOX is bias to conservatives, but i dont care. U guys got every other form of media bias know to man and frankly i dont know how u can complain about fox. I think FOX may have been chosen at random....for the sake for choosing something...lighten u

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Reply to Pics From the Road #2 in Travel JoeUser Forums

You're huge tape picture reminds me of those old 'your mama is so fat that...' jokes. There was one that went, 'you're mama is so fat that she uses a VCR for a pager' This pic gives a whole new meaning to that...!

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Day Seven Teaching Middle School Math in Misc JoeUser Forums

Now, Willie (I found out today that that's how he spells it, now) has been at NE for a week and 2 days. His first day was my first day. He seemed well mannered, shy, intelligent, and had a particular style. His style is one I 'd expect to see in the suburb he moved from. Baggy, but not too baggy jeans, no hat, some kind of silver neckless, a button down shirt, ska

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Reply to What level of Dante's Inferno will be your home? in Religion JoeUser Forums

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no

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Reply to Day Six Teaching Middle School Math in Misc JoeUser Forums

I feel like my job here is temporary, and that I might be causing more chaos that I can handle, or care to, at this point. I'm close though. You really think I should?

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