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Reply to I am not attracted to fat men. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I actually like my guys a little bigger. While I think that guys like Daughtry, (and thanks for the pics) Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp are hot (and they are very, very hot) in real life, I go for the guys who have very broad shoulders and a bit of a belly. Knee fat is taking things a bit too far. I don't like them to have dunlaps disease too badly either. You know, where the belly dun lapped over the belt. This may be, however, because I don't li

Reply to The Flying Saucer Draught Emporium - San Antonio in Reviews JoeUser Forums

We have a Flying Saucer in Little Rock and it is our favorite place to go. I'm not a UFO member, but I should be. As for the cheese, the Beer Cheese Soup in a bread bowl is my favorite food. My friend has noticed that if we keep going there, we will eventually be abducted by aliens.

Reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEAN CONNORS in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

What "I'm fine" really means in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I've been having a pretty sucky day to put it mildly. I really wasn't in the mood to leave my research papers and German study to go to a pointless staff meeting, and that's the least of my problems. But, of course, I go because it is my job. I have to go... but I don't have to go with a smile. I walk in, sit down, and start writing. I pretty much ignor

Reply to tick, tock, tick, tock in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I read that last semester in 20th century poetry. It was probably one of my favorites from the 1900's. That and "My Bog is Dood" by Stevie Smith. I'm still going to have kids, though. It's the hazing ideology... if they put me through it, I'm putting someone else through it too!

Reply to tick, tock, tick, tock in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

As for the singing - have you ever seen Paint your Wagon? Clint Eastwood AND Lee Marvin sing in that one! Yes, and I still have nightmares!

Reply to Why weight? in Misc JoeUser Forums

(hint: the diet industry makes billions of dollars. diets don't work. this is why they continue to make so much money.) Trust me, I already knew that. The only reason I'm losing weight this time is 1. I stopped looking for a quick fix / miracle pill / miracle workout 2. I cut caloric intake 3. Started working out. It hasn't been fast, but it's been effective. Imagine that! Cutting and burning calories actually works! I should write my o

Reply to tick, tock, tick, tock in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Mrowww! Julie Newmar! Pant pant pant! Have you ever seen "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers"? She plays Dorcus. It's definitely strange when you realize that's Cat Woman wearing petticoats and singing.

Reply to Why weight? in Misc JoeUser Forums

She was probably just overwhelm by your beauty!lol! ha! I wish! Unless you actually get that tattoo, it's just naturally going to take longer to talk about the accomplishments. Then again, all accomplishments might pale before the fact you have a tattoo on your forehead. Ok, so the tattoo may not be a good id

Reply to tick, tock, tick, tock in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Hahaha...no! Everything's gonna be okay! I'm just looking at you with so much life in front of you is all. I know. I won't tell you your time will come, because it will and I won't patronize you with words of wisdom that I think I have. Thank you. I actually do get tired of "You'll get married one day" because,

Reply to Blacklist problems in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I can't believe that you want to blacklist me . . . San, how did you know you were the one I was talking about? damnable log-in issues! Yeah, I've noticed other JU wonkiness... I was just wondering if I had done something t

Reply to Blacklist problems in Blogging JoeUser Forums

There's a club? Sweet!

Reply to Blacklist problems in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Who is giving you trouble - do you need me to take care of them for you - I've got people? Does this mean I have people who have people? They aren't causing problems yet, but I've noticed that someone I blacklisted has posted on my articles. I removed the blacklist and then put it back on. I

Blacklist problems in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Is anyone else having problems with the black list? Mine doesn't seem to be all that effective of keeping people from posting on my articles... What's the deal?

Reply to tick, tock, tick, tock in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Are you trying to tell me that I'm destined to be an old maid?

Reply to Going to the Urgent Care Clinic for Blue Balls in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Poor kid. Sounds awful. Of course, when I clicked on this, I was expecting a very different story.

Reply to Obesity - WHY? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I'm not fat, I'm fluffy! I usually go with "curvy".

Reply to Why weight? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I think you're cool, regardless, hon. Aww. Thanks darlin. f your friend can't relate to your accomplishments, that might cause her to harp on the stuff she *can* relate to (physical appearance stuff). Is your friend less accomplished than you? Or maybe she's jealous. Nope, she's pretty accomplished. We have the same major, similar interests, and she's even in the grad school I want to go to. She'

tick, tock, tick, tock in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I hate when I get in these moods. I mean, really, really hate these moods. It doesn't happen very often, but it happens often enough to bug me. I want to get married. I want to have kids. And I want it to happen soon. Seems like most of my friends are either 1. married, 2. having kids, 3. engaged, 4. in a relationship where an engageme

Reply to Why weight? in Misc JoeUser Forums

You know, SHE, losing weight will help you catch a man Yes, I knew you all would say it. I was expecting it. That's why I have a pillow nearby to punch, rather than busting my knuckles on the wall (again). I realize that the first thing they see is my weight. I don't have a list of accomplis

Why weight? in Misc JoeUser Forums

As a few of you might be aware, I have been working out, eating right and losing weight lately. I feel better, I look better, and things are going well. I don't mind it when people say things like, "Wow, you look good! Are you losing weight?" or "Hey, you look like you've lost weight." It's nice that people notice... but why is that the first thing they notice a

Reply to Happy April Fool's! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I hope so too, Doc. Especially if that's where I have to go.

Happy April Fool's! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Yes, I'm back after my much needed break. Here's what you've missed: I went to Tennessee on Thursday. Met with the director of graduate studies on Friday. Was back at home by 3am on Saturday. Lots and lots and lots of driving. Overall, I wasn't impressed with the school or program. According to the grad student I met with, the "sense of community" I was

Reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUGAR HIGH ELF in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's actually been a boring one. No one was around for me to prank! Oh well. HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S!!!!!

Reply to Panic attack. in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm feeling better. I'm glad you're feeling better. Take care of you.