Breaking Headlines from CNN News.............................................. College Girl breaks collar bone tripping over crosswalk....................... Pictures at 11. If this happens to me on the way to choir, so help me... So am I, and I feel your pain, but I decided long ago I'd rather starve.
Where do you find these? I love reading them... and your replies to them. I think my favorite this time was about the Pope winning the fishing tournament. Great stuff!
It is not hard to put up a quick sign, and it is even easier to look at someone about to use a busted machine and say, "Wait. The thing's broken. Don't lose your money." What a jerk. Good for you! Wish I could have seen the look on the jerk's face. That would be a funny picture. I've also refused to buy something at a store because a salesperson was rude. After Christmas, I went in to a Bath Junkie with my mom. I had every inten
How long is the hair on your legs? Most women shave their legs not curl it. I do shave my legs... that's why I have so many razor scars! I only drop the curling iron on my legs. There is no silver lining... except I get to make people laugh by telling them what a klutz I am.
Thanks. Your response inspired all mine. I'm a Muse? Sweet!
Every girl I know has, at some point, maimed herself with a curling iron Very true... though not every girl has the scars on her legs... invented a new expression which I call "please-God-end-the-pain-or-kill-me-now" casual. I think some of the passing females were impressed. It does sound impressive. As far as the second degree burns go, that's what you get for eating
The sad thing is, two of the visible burn scars are on my legs where I dropped the curling iron. Since then, I switched to a straitening iron that doesn't expose my skin to hot metal. And my day isn't getting any better. We had a fire alarm go off in the dorm and what does the Klutz Queen do? She stubs her toe. I don't care if the whole building burns down, I am NOT getting out of bed again!
ROFL!!! Been there so many times!! It's a good thing the question wasn't directed at you alone!lol! BTW...I forgot to acknowledge on Tex' blog..I didn't realize you were Mike's sister! No kidding. I honestly had no clue what was going on. Of course, no one else in the class knew what was going on either... maybe we were all suffering from SHD (selective hearing disorder) And yeah, I'm Mike's little sis. When I started blogging here, I di
Did you cousin suffer any brain damage? Haha. My mom use karo syrup to stick bows to my bald head. Apparently bald female babies runs in the family. No brain damage... but her daughters were as bald as she was as a baby, though the boy was born with a full head of hair. I guess female baldness occurs when they are babies and male baldness happens later in life.
Doc, you just got John Lennon stuck in my head. Thanks. I'll be humming "They say I'm a dreamer" for the rest of the night. I do have a habit of day dreaming when I should be paying attention to things around me. I just don't see why it always has to end in pain! Reality bites!
Oh, believe me, I know it is a valid choice. It is, in fact, something I want in life. I would make a pretty sorry paladin. It is not, however, the only thing a woman can do! These silly girls were not happy that she didn't have a love life. They complained the entire time they were reading the book. They couldn't understand why a woman would want to be a warrior. *sigh* If only it were acceptable to be either without having to feel guilt or shame.
Will your epitaph read: Here lies SHE, brutally attacked by inanimate objects? Not bad. I may have to use it. You know, I actually went to a lecture once about how the inanimate objects were, in fact, out to get mankind. I didn
Yes, I am, indeed the Queen of the Klutz People. Allow me to explain: I have four visible scars from curling irons. I have three visible scars from hot glue guns. I have two scars across my fingers from shutting my fingers in a car door. I have a slice across another finger where I deeply cut my finger with a butter knife while attempting to slice a lime.
Glad you liked it! I assigned it to a group of my students when I taught a class on fantasy lit. A few of the girls didn't like it; they wanted Paks to settle down, get married and have kids. I wanted to throw a book at them. The guys in the group didn't think they were going to like it, and then thanked me for putting them into that group.
I feel as though I have been lax in my geek duty to you all. I have not reviewed any fantasy books! I don't know what go into me. To make up for that, I will do my first fantasy review on what is possibly my favorite trilogy to date. I will spare you all my reviews of Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, since I suspect most of you have either read the books, watch
I still have to hide things because I'm an English major, and I don't want to get kicked out of the club.
SHE said, "I like your stories"
I'm sorry. Were you saying something? I was being a selective listener today in class. I didn't realize what I was doing, until I realized the class was very quiet and that the teacher had asked a question and no one was answering. And, of course, I didn't answer because I had no idea what the question was. Oops!
I think the main problem is that he is gone for most of the day. Many dogs just won't adjust to being alone a lot. He needs to seek out some professional training for the dog if he intends to keep it. Yeah, that is a problem. She doesn't have anyone to play with, and she has no one there to keep the training going during the day. He's only gone from 7:30-4:00, but that's still a long time for a pup. N all seriou
No way sista! I mean it! Just checking. I'm guessing you know what I mean about sneaking the Cosmos? I always hate it when I buy an issue and there's no chapter at the end.
Tell them to go outside and play because mommy and daddy want to make boom boom. That is so wrong.
Ahh, gotcha. This reminds me of the Dee dee dee song by Carlos Mencia... "Lower the Standards" is the refrain. It would be one thing if this were a program designed to help college students... a residential college or something like that, but this is an Honors College. The whole point is that we are supposed to meet a certain level of academic achievement. Notice, I did not say intelligence. There are plenty of smart people who didn't do well in school for one reason or another, bu
BRILLIANT! No wonder you're in the honors program. Is this sarcasm?
A friend of mine has an indoor dog -- a Shitzu named Izzy. Unfortunately for him, he can't seem to house break her. She has the unfortunate habit of pooping and peeing where ever and won't use her mats. He is gone for a large part of the day, so he has a hard time training her. Any tips?
Your brother is going to kick your ass for this! Only if he reads it. That is the way I read it. And to those that say minorities did not have the same opportunities, I say dont lower the river, raise the bridge! i.e. work to make sure their opportunities are equal, dont lower what an A is. Amen, amen, amen! I und
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