Toblerone

Toblerone

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Thank you for your words, Toblerone. I must mull them in my sleep.Mull... mull... mull... mull...Aah, much better. Frogs and kittens cannot argue, for they cannot speak. Thankyou for your kind words, I like those kind of words. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class

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Another erudite, eloquent (and other words beginning with 'E') treatise to the divining powers of LSD. Hunter would be proud... Thankyou. Who is this Hunter of which you speak? <TD class="mb-Body-Quote

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This has totally motivated me to get up and then sit down. Thanks for showing me the light. Brilliant!! I am glad I've shocked people of passive complacency and into aggressive inaction.

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Okay I totally jumped the gun before: A big bowl of cottage cheese = completely normal snack Cheese and pickle = bizarre preganancy craving Congratulations, you are officially a walking stereotype!

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always remember: don't forget. I'll keep that in mind and mind where I keep it, mindfully mind you not mindlessly kept. After all one would not want to keep one's mind and lose one's head, then how would one earn one's keep? What?! Sometimes I have trouble following my own train of though, most

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Was I going to comment? Oh well, no matter. This is not my reply to your comment. brilliant and amazing skills in deduction ... thank you for clearing things up </TR

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Hello sentient lifeforms. I'd like to talk to you today about an issue that concerns us all. It surrounds us constantly. It steals our cats and makes mince meat of our octopodes. It makes a mockery of our belief systems and angers our grandparents. It tap dances naked in our frontyards and chucks browneyes at the neighbours. It is almost, but not quite, exact

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Congratulations Brandie, and good luck too - I know it is very early days yet and possibly a bit risky saying anything about it yet. Lets hope you get a girl to even out the household a bit

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I think it makes sense to increase pay for those with children. Getting extra for simply getting married may or may not be fair depending on the situation. For example the service member may marry someone who is earning much more than them. In the case of marriage with out kids I think the amount of extra pay should be determined by means-testing their combined disposable income to be fair to those who really need it. On the other hand I thin

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I tend to go for the more natural look, I think it is why I have a bit of a tomboy fetish - well that and my first crush was on a tomboyish girl. That aside, I don't care what you say I still think you're hot

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i love it ! i love it ! i love it ! I'm very glad you do Thanks for the laugh, I love it, shame the oz media got so excited over nothing with the real add </TABL

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I like your Alien ones! Thanks. It is a pity I don't have flash anymore I used a trial version to do those alien ones, I must get a proper copy. Hey! So you're online huh

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Well I spent a fair bit of time completely redoing my old website so that it isn't so embarrassing. I made a website in year 10, when I was 15, and consquently the humour and the layout is fairly embarrassing to me now. So I've replaced it (though I have kept the old one for posterity - I'm a sentimental bugger) with a website that puts all the creative stuff I've don

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Many times I think to myself, the reefs here are nice, but they're just not...reefy enough...you know? Yes I pity you poor bloody Hawaiians, it must be hell <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class="mb-

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See I thought about Rove but the language put me off the idea - it would be beeped to all buggery, and would lose it's effectiveness. Rove is suprisingly conservative for a show on after 9.30. But I've self-censored anyway, I only pronouce the first and last letter of the swears word. <TABLE c

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Great to hear from you again for the first time in ages. I hope you, Elana and your husband are well I haven't heard any controversary about that ad - I've seen the ad I thought it was good. Oh all the contraversy was me

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I don't know about the controversy but heheh, I enjoyed that too! I'm you did. I did intend for it to be funny even to those who don't know about the campaign I'm spoofing.

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Wow i go away and have cheap sleazy affair with Livejournal and when I come back to update for the first time in ages I find the whole damn thing falling apart. My intensely egotisical nature leads me to blame myself for this........

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There has been some recent contraversy over an Australian Tourism ad and the use of uncouth language. I made this video to put things into perspective: Link

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Oh only the most advanced graphics software there is......MS Paint! It would perhaps be easier using another program, but I did it the fiddly way by simply cuttiing out each element with the lasso scissors tool and filling it in with a matte colour.

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