I don't do anything but make snide remarks and complain alot. That keeps people at bay. However,if you must advance in status do what as what that guy from Oz and Heinz_57 recommends. I prefer staying anonomous, it's alot safer.(Winky here) > [Message Edited]
Old_Crab
Hmmmmmmmmm. Ahem. Well. O.K. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Happy. Ummmmmmm Yeah. Birthday. Forgot what I was going to say. I'm sure it was some bit of country wisdom. Never mind. Happy Birthday anyway. >
God bless you both. Remember that the parting from this life to the next is but a temporary state. We all must go that way.
Good Luck IRB. Really hope you can "get" things together. You could always head out to Riceland (Katy)to get a job farming rice. However, there's not much call for "skinning" a rice stalk. That does remind me of an artist who did the "Last Supper" on a rice husk though, why the stories I could tell you........never mind. Get settled. And eat. ><img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/mad.gif" bord
Magic pixie dust. Elfen evil. Witchery and wizardery. Sorcerery That's all. Leaks out all the time. Good effect tool though. > Oh, Z71, when the Old Crab uses the frowny smilie face its in jest not anything mean spirited! [Message Edited] [Message Edited]
Don't have to be a car does it. >
Check for nasty critters like viri. Style XP is a nono. Messing with the kernal is asking for things to break. Update or reinstall IE. I've been using Object Desktop for awhile now and its never broken anything....crucial that is. Just hang in there and be patient. Something will work out. > [Message Edited]
Nature must have called. >
Bah, humbug. Who really cares about a nik. They don't really mean much anyway. >
Malarky. Who really likes birthdays anyway? I can't stand the thought of getting one year closer to the end. Anyway, have a good Birthday party and don't really take what Old Poops like me say too seriously. Or you can. > [Message Edited]
SNIP.................................................................SNAP EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! WHO PINCHED OUR BUMS! TeeHee. I'll never tell. >
Nope. To new-fangled. I'm still trying to get used to Windows98 SE. Besides I need my Puter to work, not show off. >
Bitch alot. Can I say that? >
Hrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sounds like feline,GM,Karmagirl,FL, and everybody else that resides on the Chocoalate Planet need to take a break and pile into the Crabs Treehouse for Pizza and chocolate ale or wine. Changed my mind about mayor. Don't need nor want any responsiblities. I have enought of those pesky tasks on earth. Besides The Old Crab is beginning a new project. A new wheeling and dealing project. He begins by .......unwrapping 10 Lb. Hershey Kisses....and piling them up........ .<br
Yes Fuzz we grow rice. However I do believe I may or I may not go into the Sakie, Sackie, Saki, oh you know Japanese wine business. Rice production and farming just aren't what it use to be. My cousin in Virgina retired from AT&T and went into the grape growing business. Now she owns her own vineyard and winery. Go to www.abingdonwiney.com for info on some great wines. (Shameless plug). >
Old Crab issues an invatation to FL to come out to Texas and work on his Rice Farm and get some REAL exercise and wide open spaces fresh air! It's planting season. Forget the little tablets and have a few Coors. (Just kidding). Ahem. Sputter. Growl. Honk. Grand Raspberries to all and have a Raspberry tommorrow! >
Hmmmmmmmmm. GM is sad. Fuzzy is .... fuzzy. Where's that cat, anyway? Weaksid has shown up again. Seems to be still have his head in the clouds. Hmmmmmmmmm, clouds of what? Well O.K. Captain Crab to the rescue. I'll host the Easter Egg hunt if we can find Liquer filled chocolate eggies. The Treehouse will be open tonite for Fuzzy and GM to wonder in for some hot pizza and chocolate ale. Anyone else wants to come along can. We'll be discussing politics. I may run for the Fantasyland Forrests may
To the neather regions with it all. Flame away and let the Web gods and goddesses sort 'em out in their own good time. Shoot - I'll start it. TTTTTTTTTTTTTTThhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhppppppppppppppppittttt! There. That ought to teach everyone about some manners! > [Message Edited]
GM I just luv all your little trinkets. As The Joker said to Batman in the movie "Where does she get all those toys?". Never mind, I don't need to know. WC would end up looking like a Bus Station bathroom. Grand Raspberries to all, and to all a Raspberryday tommorrow! >
If anyone needs Office 2000 Service packs you can also have MS send them to you free of charge. Got all 3 today. Sure does beat dl'd on 56K dialup. > [Message Edited]
I believe we all meet our loved ones again. The passage is something us Organic beings don't understand and it scares us. I lost 4 very special people back in December and I'm still a bit shocky. My prayers are with you Jarget, you need them just as much. >
Legal tablet-college ruled. No.2 pencil. Sometimes a ballpoint pen. >
Whhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Ouch! Crab attack! Snip! Snap! Out of the Crabs way, make way for the Crab! Gotta get at the Chocolate Jacuzzi to test the "ahem" waters. Hic. Hic. Glurp. Hic. hmmmm, hrmmm. jUSht aBoUt riet i meAn riGGHt. Yassss. Hic. NOw ifish somEbofies vill plessh retrIVes mY bUNny shlippeRS I'll gO and lieS DowM fors a Knap. Grand RASPBERRIES to all and to all a grand Raspberry tommorrow! ><img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/mad.gif" border=0
Bootskin, shmotskin. I've had trouble with that proggie for quite awhile now. Things do break. Is it worth all that trouble for a 13 second quickie? Ah, me. Now I'll be censored and flogged for saying such a thing. >
I would NOT mess with the Chairmans stuff. Of course you could try and if you get a nasty summons from the Chairman you could always sell it on eBay to pay your lawyers fee. >