My comrades are as the following: 6 cats(Generals J.Stuart, Longstreet, Pickett and Chevronet)(Ms Abby Taughtonington ( Confed. Spy) and Mrs Huffington another (Confed Spy)) 2 dogs(Molassass and Sassafrass) 1 55gal fish tank, 1 75 gal fish tank, and 1 120 gal salt tank 15-20 chickens (depending of if the cats are really hungry) and a small deer herd. And yes, I live on a farm. >
Old_Crab
Haarumphh! Ahem! Snorgle! FFFtht! Snarf! Thhppbit! Sputter! Ahem, again! Is the jacuzzi full of chocolate or ale? If there isn't any chocolate ale I won't come. Nope. Won't even glance over to see the bikini show. I demand chocolate ALE! I'll explode, I will really, really, explode if chocolate ale is not provided. O.K. then I'll bring the chocolate ale. Enought for me, and me only. Alright. A keg. No a barrel. Who talks me into these things anyway? Who told you guys I have a pair of bunny slipp
Annnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another just for elvee- Happy Birthday elvee! The toon is brought to you all by Goodmophing, I shamelessly copied them. >
Oh, man. I'd be outraged if I had to share a thread on my birthday with someone else. What, saving money here? You guys need to complain or something. Just kidding if you weren't awares. Happy Birthday to both! I know- Happy Birthday MikeB314!
I couldn't resist copying that GM. Sylvester looks so much like my new cat. Oh, by the by, Happy Birfffday, Fuzzy. I'd buy you an ale but it might go flat by the time it arrived. >
If we allow these changes due to the terrorists and their tactics then we allow them to win by changing our lives and by giving up our liberties. Also this smacks of a far right wing take over of our government. It happened in Germany, Russia, Spain and many other nations. Call it what you will. Fascism starts this way. Give up your liberties one by one and soon or later you'll given them all up for "security". It has begun. 1984 is back. Ashcroft is back. Man do I go on. Tirade over. ><img src
How dare anyone suggest that the Old Crab be spotted running about in a Bunny suit Sputter. Horrors. This Old Crab will never, ever be seen in public in a Easter Bunny outfit. Shame on you Fuzzy. A curse upon your Chocolate ale, may it turn to Vinegar. HMMMMMMMMMM. Privately though.......he does wear a cute pair of PJ's with bunnies and ducks. And usually a pair of old bunny houseshoes. HURRURMF. Errr.......no.......not really. Anyway, Grand Raspberries to all and to all a Raspberry n
Peeps. If you've never heard of peeps, they're those little candy ducks and frogs that the Candy Co. push during the Easter season that go into the kids Easter Bunny basket. Can't stand them myself. My Old Cat used to eat them. Anyway I definitly don't won't to be a 'Peep'. Never. Ever. Anywho-to all a Great Big TTTHHHHPPPIIITTTTT. (Hah!) Thought I was going to say Raspberry didn't you guys! O.K. then........GRAND RASPBERRIES TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOODNITE! ><img src="http://images.s
I'll leave a prayer under the Welcome mat for Silver Birds continued recovery. Sorry about the late post, ain't been around much. >
Why thank you...creature from down under. Seen any good races lately? No...please, don't answer that...I've got to get up sometime today..... >
No. I'll give a fourth and if prodded a fifth. Maybe a quart. Don't know. However, where will the stickies go? Sticky hell or sticky heaven? A new Discussion group...say a Sticky Discussion Group? HMmmmmmmmmm. Jafo could take this one. He ain't doing anything. He lost his dictionary. Or so the tale goes. Not my tail of course...his... mine. I am confused. >
I'd like a large, mean looking oceanic Fiddler Crab. Half hermit crab. A beer can for shell. Coors can. No I won't pay for it. I'll spit watermelon seeds for distance though. >
I kind of agree with Code Monkey. Also I agree with Jafo. (Whatever a Jafo is.) Honk. Seriously, some things should come gratious. (Where's Jafo with his dictionary when you actually need him?) Gratutious. Well whatever. I've been using this software for a year or more and .......wait, no I do believe its...improved. IPlural's right too. OHHHHHHHH. I am so very, very, very, confused. I give up. Back to some responsible people, I'm very, very, sorry I took up anyones time. Really. ><img src="htt
......"pardon me"......"passing through".....'pinch'....YOW cries FL......"got to get to the GUIOlympics"......."move or I'll"......'pinch'...OW cries Werewolf...WHO?...."out of the way KarmaGirl.....'POINK'.....How dare you....'snap'...just about to get out of here....HEY who pinched me? cries GM........'crimmple'....all right who tied a catnip/chocolate mouse toy to my tail, yowls feline....."just passing through-thank you very much...got to get to the GUIOlypics library. Grand Raspbe
Chime in too. My Explorer windows don't min-max properly either. Chime out now. >
Sorry to hear of your troubles J. I know exactly how you feel. In Dec. I lost 4 very close family members myself. I'm still in shock over what happened to me. However, give yourself time, give your Mom all you can, and be with her as much as possible. Sometimes though, I really wonder more about those that they temporarily leave behind. Cope as best as you can.
I take the Lockergnome newsletter and saw it too. The little fella does get around. >
Now, now people be polite. Eveyone needs a little patience and respect. Their are help links at the top of the web pages csurfside. Start there. >
KG,feline,did any of you see that blueberry mushroom move? GM? Just nerves..........eeeekkkkkkkk! We've been pinched again! They all hear in the distance a familiar tune.......tum te tum, tum te dum...someone said I've not been pinching enough of the girls bums.......! Good nite to all and to all a big Great Raspberry >
Just a warning to the Chocolate Planet crowd. I'm going to write up a sad tale that happened back in December. I lost 3 human relatives and my old cat. I'm going to share this with you guys instead of a blog because I wouldn't feel right sharing it with the whole net and probably getting laughed at to boot. It'll be ready in a few days...every time I start I end up blubbering to much and getting kicked off by the ISP time out. Anyway, be prepared. Now back to the regularily scheduled program....
Here now! I....can't find it! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! >
OUch! "Hey stop that, who did that!" screamed KG. OWWWWWWWWW! Who did that to me, indeed. hollered feline. Snap! Howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllll! "@#$%&*&$" howled werewof. Yipe! cried GM. "No fair. Who did that! Waaaaaaaaaaaaiiilllllllllllllll! bellowed Fuzzy L. The Treehouse door silently closes once again as the invincible, invisible Old Crab bellows out- CRAB ATTACK! Good whatever to all and to all a GREAT BIG FAT RASPBERRY ><img src="http://ima
Chessmaster. And 'NO' I don't win. >
Piffle. PIFFLE. PiFfLe. Tesseract, for some reason I like that adjective. Piffle. >
An Old Crab lites a candle in his Treehouse window, hoping to help guide an old friend back someday. > [Message Edited]