Old_Crab

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Grand Ripe Raspberries To All And To All A Goodnite. >

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Dianekk, don't worry, just do as WOM has suggested. If she doesn't respond favorably at least you'll have the satisfaction of knowing you tried. That's the important thing. Or you could be more like me and be mean and nasty to everybody and eventually they'll just shrug you off. Ha. Take that Britney Spears! >

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Munch, munch, munch. Good popcorn. Quaff. Some I understand. The legalise, mmm, nope. Now however, I think I'll just wonder off........ >

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CHOCOLATE PLANET.......ahhhhhhhhhhhh...........plunk......the OLD CRAB is back! What in the world is this! The Old Crab looks up to see his Treehouse swaying back and forth in the breeze. On a huge spring! OC starts to gather evidence of who the culprit of such an evil deed could be. Harumf. Mmmmmm. Sniff. Evidently the culprit used a standard magic wand of low power density. The magic dust particles laying about are of low, even sub-par molecular components. Some one has been practicing magic,

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The old man sneaks into his own house, puts a key into a large oaken door. A sign on the door points out that this is the "Crab Shack". Pappy is careful to lock and bolt the door so that the other denizens of the house can't intrude. He grinds some espresso beans and fills his espresso pot, adds water and beans, turns it on. After brewing up a large cup of cafe latte he heads for his inner sanctum sanctorum. Carefully picking up his old cat from his well worn chair and placing the beast into his

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Love the war now being waged against adsdot.net. Here come da judge. Sock-it to 'em, sock-it to 'em. Old Crab sits back and munchs on some popcorn. Next salvo. Really this is serious. Does Stardock & WC have anyway to find such miscreants without having someone like GM on the lookout? >

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Alright. I'll make my own then. Now that's a real joke! I can hear everyone laughing now! >

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The Old Crab don't know no real jokes. I do like to play pranks though. I'll start a real panic. Hey, did you hear that the servers are choking on the MSGBD Marathon Thread and that they're thinking about locking it. Now watch a bunch of people get real panicky. >

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Ha! Fine, please. No wait. I've got another idea. OC grabs a sign that reads "All deliveries to the rear." As the Pelican waddles around to the Treehouse delivery entrance Old Crab skitters out to the back door just in time to have the Pelican delivery guy dump the whole kit and kaboodle into the drain pipe - whoosh- back out to the plain, old, boring MSGBD world they go! Return tickets not allowed. TeeHee. >

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Way too much work. Want to take bets on how long it'll take to lock the thread? Use PayPal? Styl that's a Pinyata. Pinata. Oh never mind. There a small shack in the Fantasyland thread he could be shoved into. Munch, munch, munch. Quaff. >

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*munch*,*MUNCH*,*munch*, quaff. Well? When does the show begin? Jello! Hello!!! Hmmm. >

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Hmmmmm. Old Crab watchs as the denizens of the Fantasyland/Chocolate Planet (Feline too)(after disabling the hover device)(tricky the Old Crab is) approach his Treehouse. KarmaGirl joins in the procession and is quick to blurt out "Somethin' just ain't right" Oh poo they all say in unison. KG shrugs and follows along. They all begin to see that warm Pizza slices and draft Chocolate ale are place along the trail of bons-bons. By the time they all reach OC's Treehouse they're all happy and warm...

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Need a cheering section? Go! Go! Go! That's about all I can do. I really don't do cheers. >

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Hmmmmm, with or without a coconut? >

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I.R. Remember that Birthdays are a nasty reminder that your just one year closer to Deathday. Have a good one anyway and I'll hoist one (another one anyway) just to help in the celebration! Don't let it get you down! >

Reply to People will hit me, but..... in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

The silence of the night, crickets chirping and the hooting of the owl that lives outside in the Pecan trees. The occassional gust of chilly North wind bringing in the fall. By Mother Nature. >

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sig101 yes. And yes. Ignoring NT's are in general not a very wise move in Tx. It often results in one's demise. Literally. >

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I want to add to this that I usually do not advocate violence. Unfortunately in this guys case he ruffled my feathers the wrong way. Hence I had to cold-cock him. As to his means of transportation I called Ivy's garage and they towed it. Anyway, take that Britney Spears. >

Old Crabs Deer Herd in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

I've been feeding a small herd of deer for the past 6 years. I have 3 feeding stations and put out feed everyday. They've become quite tame in cautious way. Anyway CC and I were fixing a balky water pump and saw a guy with a rifle climb over my boundry fence and take out toward the creek. I had CC stay at the pump and went to check as to why he had crossed over onto my land. Short and to the point he had seen a 6 point buck and was going for a set of antlers. I asked him politely if he'd noticed

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhh, look GM! GM is suspectious at once. Feline has found a trail of bon bons stuffed with catnip leading towards the Old Crabs Treehouse. Hmmmmm, who would leave a trail of catnip bon-bons out? Weaksid and Fuzzy join into the speculation, but everyone just shrugs off GMs warnings of dire doom. They happily begin following and munching on the bon-bons. To be continued.........so until then......... Grand Raspberries to all and to all a goodnit

Reply to Skinning Christmas.... in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Ahem. I'm keeping up to date on this. I'm fascinated by your blog. However, I'd also like to know if the suite is for a client or us commoners? >

Reply to Micheal Jackson..Your thoughts? in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Hmmmmmmmm. Wait for the trial and verdict. I personally don't like the man. Child. Whatever. However, I will not make a judgement of anyone, in this type of circumstance, until after a fair and impartial hearing. Then, we can hang him. >

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Make a desktop folder called Shortcuts and stuff all the the icons shortcuts laying about on your dktop into it.

Reply to Who needs SNL when we have Cable News? in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Giggle. S'narf. SNL. Gave it up. Then I began to watch CNN and MSNBC. Gave them up too. Went back to SNL, more real news. Or news I could live with. >

Reply to Msgboard Chatroom Marathon in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Ahhh......ha. Before Kona sneaks out he's caught in one Of OC's liqorice whip traps and is hauled around into the Gummybear Sticky vines, then dumped into a chocolate vat and THEN he's drained out into the regular, old boring Msgbd world! Ha! Take that Britney Spears! >