Old_Crab

Old_Crab

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Old Crab skitters out of his Treehouse and looks around. No one is about. OC then skattles over to his laboratory and begins to dream up a new contraption since the Spring House was so successful. (Temporarily at least). Had some peace and quiet for a few hours without all those rowdy creatures around. A good pipe and cocoa. >

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Hmmmmmmm. Now, I think I'll just go to bed. And no I did not break this Internet thingy so don't blame me. Grand Raspberries to all and to all a goodnite. Or whatever gets you through the nite. >

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Actually I'm getting quite a giggle out of all these shenanigans. Just imagine the WC staff all running about and all. Really I do believe someone broke into the servers and shuffled all the msgbd pages together like a deck of cards! >

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Actually, I imagine someone turned on a fan up at WC and blew all 471 pages all over the office. And now that someone has to physically pick them all up and put them back into their proper order. Bet it was Jafo too. Now he's going back and checking all the spelling and we'll have to wait and wait and wait. >

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The Fantasyland-Marathon thread is really, really, messed up. Posts all of my posts, and some pages going back are other peoples posts. WC better get the thread fixed before GM and Feline show up! Ahem, Ahem! Hello. >

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The Treehouse door creaks open. There, finished. Old Crab hangs a finished sign out on the huge building he's constructed. "Free chocoalate and Hot Cocoa - Come Inside - ONE AND ALL". Soon the Fantasyland Gang arrives. Feline sniffs about. Chocolate alright. FL is wary. KG ponders this and that. GM is remembers that OC is out to get back at Feline but not everybody. Tiggz is just hopping around. The rest mutter among themselves. Finally, as one big mob they enter the huge box and as one they are

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GRRRRRRRRR, darned feline. I'll get that furry beastie. Hammer, saw, drivers, tape measure and hot cocoa. Now it's off to my workshop out back of the Treehouse to work on my next contraption to wreck havoc on these denizens of the Chocolate Planet! Till tommorrow To all a goodnite and a pleasant whatever. >

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I see that the same shameful shenanigans are going on. Stop it, stop it, I say! Help admins! Shameful acts of naughtiness are going on in this thread! There. That bellowed out the Old Crab skattles and skitters back to his Tree. They ought to know better than this, all the rackett woke me up. Now I'll be grouchy all day. > [Message Edited]

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Rice farmer. Truck gardener. Soon, I'm going to get into the saki brewing business thought if things don't get better for rice farmers. Eat more Rice! Tastes great when slathered in butter and brown sugar. >

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I got a Wacom tablet about 4 months ago with same goodies IP. Unfortunately since I've got absolutely no artistic talent it just sits and stares at me. Until the dust begins to gather on it and then I dutifully puff it off and it can glare at me again. Someday I'll use it.....really I will. Then the Primative WP will flood into WC and drown the servers....I'm ranting aren't I. Good luck with it. > <img src="

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That? Hmmmmmmmm. Someday I'm going to start drawing and stuff again. I even went out a few months ago and bought a Wacom drawing slate! Haven't touched it, it sits and blinks at me from time to time though. Found the pen a few days ago and almost threw it away thinking it was a piece of junk.(Got alot of that.) Anyway I've got to get up in a few hours and till the land. Nite GM. And to one and all have a goodnite, or tommorrow, whatever. Yes, you too _UzEE_ ! ><img src="http://images.stardock.co

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Old Crab wanders out of his Treehouse and notices that the Fantasyland/Chocolate Planet thread has somehow slipped to the second page, therefor the Old Crab says the magical wore "Bump" and poof the thread is back to page one status. Now he skitters back to his Treehouse for another rather long nap, thank you very much. Goodnite and have a pleasant tommorrow. >

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Has anyone thought about this...it's just the beginning. Bush will eventually ask for more and more. He's already been "advising" Iraq and Syria too behave the way he wants them to. I have a feeling that if he is re-elected as Pres. then he's going to go all out and invade those Nations too. He won't do it though unless he's elected again. I'll just take 1,752.33 please. To pay my taxes. Thank you very, very much. I know some Iraqi would rather have it, but I need it more. ><img src="http://ima

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Got 11 out of 12! Goes to show that living in the sticks and having nothing to do except drink beer can be educational! Of course being a member of the Beer Drinkers Monthly Club and receiving an ample supply of various worldly beers does help in recognizing beer bottles and their various shapes. >

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Tum te tum, tum te tum. Pinching all the lovely girls bums. Tum te tum. Oww! Tum te tum. Ouch! Tum te tum te tum. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! My Treehouse has been invaded by the denizens of the Chocolate Planets Fantasyland forest. Oh, my. Can't leave for a few days without you people getting into my stuff. Well, I'll fix that. (Old Crab now skitters to his super secret left-overs lab and drags out the super cleaning vacuum) Th

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