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Reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROY LEVOSH! in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

'late-to-the-party' Glad I'm not the only one. Happy Birthday, Roy!! So far 47 is looking an awful lot like 46 did -so far! Is that good or ba

Reply to Clean Living in Writing JoeUser Forums

According to Wikipedia, they had started working on new material, but scrapped it all when they got Brian in to replace Bon. He (Brian) certainly has co-writer credits for all the songs on 'Back In Black'. Yeah I know he was credited with co-writing all the songs, it's just the Oliver Stone in me that think

Reply to Tribute in Writing JoeUser Forums

Here's my cow joke. Why don't Sweden export cattle? Because they want to keep their Stockholm.

Reply to Clean Living in Writing JoeUser Forums

But I also remember being mightily impressed with 'Back In Black'. I just don't think they've done anything as good since. I could be totally wrong on this, but I think the 'Back In Black' album was already written when Bon Scott died. All Andy Capp had to do was .. err .. I mean all Brian Johnson had to

Reply to Clean Living in Writing JoeUser Forums

Great music clip, incidentally. I remember when the song first came out and the shooting of the clip made it to national news as no other Australian band had done something like this before. What an awesome song still... I guess some things always retain their essence. Nothing against Brian Johnson, but I su

Reply to Broken Record in Writing JoeUser Forums

I liked this alot. I love the dialogue going on. You got a gift there, Roy.

Reply to Tribute in Writing JoeUser Forums

...and no apologies needed as I agree -and his is the original story too, BTW. Mine's just the slutty little sister ripoff. Zoo's is something you would see in a movie or book, your's is something you'd see in MY journal.

Reply to The Fallen Guardian in Writing JoeUser Forums

Very good! It leaves you wanting more.

Reply to Just One in Writing JoeUser Forums

He knew that no matter what he said or what he thought or how he tried to rationalize it to himself, there was just no way in hell he could ever have just one. Ain't that the truth, Roy. Hell, you too, Paul.

Reply to Those People in Writing JoeUser Forums

But I did! Sorta anyway... Yeah, that's the one I seen. I think Tarantino made the right move by cutting Lance's monologue.

Reply to Those People in Writing JoeUser Forums

I know you know what it is .. Too bad I couldn't find it on You Tube.

Reply to Those People in Writing JoeUser Forums

"Those people" piss me the fuck off, too. See if you recognized the following dialogue. LANCE: Still got your Malibu? VINCENT: You know what some fucker did to it the other day? LANCE: What? VINCENT: Fuckin' keyed it. LANCE: Oh man, that's fucked up. VINCENT: Tell me about it. I had the goddamn thing in storage three years. It's out five fuckin' days -- five days, and some dickless piece of

Reply to Metaphorical Mountain in Writing JoeUser Forums

(NOTE: Dan Osman was killed nine years ago this November 23 I can't believe it has been 9 years already. For some reason when I saw trailers of the movie Into the Wild I thought of him, even though Christopher McCandless wasn't a climber. Metaphorically, I hope you never develop a taste for falling.

Reply to Ducks in Writing JoeUser Forums

Okay here's my second joke. A guy goes to a brothel. The madam says, "Can I help you?" The guy says, "I want a woman" The madam says, "Well, how much money do you have?"The guy says, "10 dollars"The madam says, "You can't no woman for 10 dollars"The guys says, "You gotta do something. I'm hornier than hell"The madam says, "I'll tell you what. We have this room with a duck in it. You can have sex with the duck for 10 dollars"The guy th

Reply to Ducks in Writing JoeUser Forums

An oldie but STILL a goodie for my regular readers. I hope both of you think it's funny! Hey Roy, I'm a regular reader. I'm just not a regular commenter. here's a couple of duck jokes for you. The first one is a real groaner, too.

Reply to Just A Couple Of Beard Update Photos in Misc JoeUser Forums

Nah. Smiling would ruin my reputation. Even when getting hugs from Appleby hotties?

Reply to Layover in Blogging JoeUser Forums

She's way too damn young to be giving me advice anyway. Remember what they say .. You're only as old as the girl you're knitting a hat for.

Reply to Good Sh*t in Writing JoeUser Forums

Why is it, he wondered, that the Good Shit never came easy? Heh, seemed he was forever-and-a-day bustin’ his ass to wring ‘n wrestle and take something worth half a damn out of that dull noggin of his to log down in his notebook.And it was ALWAYS one helluva battle royal fight to git ‘er did. It comes easy

Reply to Word-Wise. Bravado in Misc JoeUser Forums

Word-Wise. Bravado shesh, could there be an easier one? Damn, what bravado.

Reply to Funk #49 in Writing JoeUser Forums

Not that I'm complaining 'cause I love Pulp Fiction, but I thought for sure when I saw the title I was going to see a James Gang clip.

Reply to Stuck in Writing JoeUser Forums

And right now he was stuck for inspiration. But that was cool because he knew he’d work him self out of it eventually. Cool, 'cause I like being stuck reading your articles, and after hearing that song I'm stuck thinking of Reservoir Dogs. <img src="../images/smiles/joke.gif" border=0 ALIGN="

Reply to Murphy Strikes Yet Again in Blogging JoeUser Forums

There were a couple of girls there but not of the hottie variety. Drink more beer.

Reply to Murphy Strikes Yet Again in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Pick yer self up a little hottie, tell her it's yer B day and yer wanna get laid. Yes, pick up a nice little hottie, sweet talk her , tell her it's your b-day and when she all ready to rock and roll and tells you you can have anything you want, just say,"Cool .. can I borrow your microwave?" <img src="../ima

Reply to randumb crapola. in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Frexy. What a word.My little sister and her friend made it up.Means “Frickin' sexy”.Pure fourteen year old genius. Don't you mean they're teeniuses.

Reply to Word-Wise. Extant in Misc JoeUser Forums

Reading about the United Nations got me wondering if U Thant was extant, but he's extinct I think.