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Reply to Map of USA with states replaced with countries in Current Events JoeUser Forums

worse than pittsburgh? Pittsburgh? Don't you mean Rotterdam?

Reply to Dumb Laws in Politics JoeUser Forums

How bout THIS dumb law, not on the lists of this site yet: In Lefors, Texas, if you have your water cut off because you can't pay the water bill, it's a $500 fine. It is also illegal in Lefors to take more than three swallows of beer while standing. I guess you better find a comfortable chair.

Reply to Map of USA with states replaced with countries in Current Events JoeUser Forums

They have the worst potholes in Bueno Aires.

Reply to Toothpaste at the Dollar Store in Misc JoeUser Forums

These are the brands sold by Dollar General I wouldn't be surprised if the Dollar General store by our house tries to sell out all of their contaminated product. After all, they did get in trouble for continuing to sell tainted dog food.

Reply to Worst Haiku Ever? in Writing JoeUser Forums

Sean, from what i have seen you are pretty good at this better than i am What's wrong with your eyes Take a poll, I win the prize My haikus draws flies.

Reply to Worst Haiku Ever? in Writing JoeUser Forums

Mason, No, the worst haiku ever was written just now it's completely ass backwards Backwards or not, I liked it. BTW .. Completely ass backwards was one of the nicknames my dad called me. Sean, glad to inspire it's nice to be reckognized i enjoyed your post Think I have a curse No good

Reply to Worst Haiku Ever? in Writing JoeUser Forums

Mark, Good one, Chris. Thanks, mate. BTW ... You taught me a new word. I never knew what pedantic meant before. I had to look it up. Shovel, Dynamaso the Haiku Nazi! It almost sounds like a professional wrestler's name.

Reply to Worst Haiku Ever? in Writing JoeUser Forums

ModMan, Bless you, udigit , I digit too. Thanks, I'm glad udugit. Doc, So you say! Your haiku was good. Jythier, Syllables are definitely not supposed to be counted. Is that right? I didn't count on that.

Reply to My Unimaginative Haiku in Writing JoeUser Forums

Mark, Oops, that'll teach me for trying to be a smart-arse, right? I actually did mean 5-7-5 but I guess even the best of us can get it wrong I have had so many similar moments. I guess all you can do is laugh about it.

Reply to Weekly Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines in Humor JoeUser Forums

Good ones, Doc. "Hamsters on Viagra Have Less Jet Lag, Research Shows"-- Who knew Viagra would make it easier. I thought it made things harder.

Reply to MM tries Haiku in Writing JoeUser Forums

Glad joes comments brought a smile to dat mug, but being with rose you must smile alot anyways. ModMan, I don't have to tell you what the love of a good woman does for a man. We're both lucky guys. Or as Joe will say, "Lucky fuckers".

Reply to DECREPITUDE in Poetry JoeUser Forums

Mark, I liked everything about this one. Well done, mate.

Reply to How Will YOU Die? in Humor JoeUser Forums

More Fun Quizzes at QuizPox.com Damn hippies.

Reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLLEEN in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

Happy Birthday, Colleen!

Reply to Worst Haiku Ever? in Writing JoeUser Forums

Jythier, It's not the best but it could have been much worse. I could have wrote it. Well since your second line has only six syllables I definitely could've written your's.

Reply to Worst Haiku Ever? in Writing JoeUser Forums

Joe, (Citizen)Shovelheat Glad you liked it. Doc, Life comes back around the sixties had that COOL sound Gen-X has now Found It's suppose to be bad ones. Your haiku is good.

Reply to MM tries Haiku in Writing JoeUser Forums

(you'll probably get a thousand+ comments for this you lucky fucker...)

Worst Haiku Ever? in Writing JoeUser Forums

My dove flew high. Coo! Don't know what else to say, so... I'll just say Hi. Cool?

Reply to My Unimaginative Haiku in Writing JoeUser Forums

Rose, Even on a sweet haiku you manage to show your smart alec-ness. Is that a nice way of saying I'm a smartass? Mark, Erm, hate to be picky but a haiku is 7-5-7 syllables, not words. Still, you did well with this one. And I thought is was high on the imagination scale too. Thanks! Come on, mate you

Reply to Worst Haiku Ever in Poetry JoeUser Forums

Good idea to have Now I'll write one even worse No problem for me

Reply to JUWC - Haiku - lonely in Writing JoeUser Forums

Sometimes loneliness can be a friend but I don't know if it is when you're trapped. Hope you are doing better.

Reply to Sometimes Being Ugly Is A Good Thing in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Some people would say Mike Tyson does not look ugly - but I would not want to go up against him either! Not if you value your ears.

Reply to JUWC Haiku Challenge in Writing JoeUser Forums

I liked it, Mark. I need some relief myself.

Reply to JU Haiku Challenge in Poetry JoeUser Forums

The last one is my fave, too. And my fave as well. Sounds like something I would've wrote.

Reply to Haiku on Writing Haiku in Poetry JoeUser Forums

I enjoyed reading these. BTW .. It wasn't worse than death.