--After that punch line, I am going to have to think long and hard about any of my stories that could even hold a candle to this one!-- Thanks, Doc, but with your sense of humor and bad PUNmanship I have complete faith in you. BTW.. Welcome back!!!
Kelly Osbourne always seemed to me to be her own person. Not doing what was "in" but doing what she wanted. Lindsay Lohan used to have such a nice shape. Now she don't even look attractive as she once was. Same with Nicole Richie or Jennifer Connelly or Christina Ricci or .... When Renee Zellweger gained weight for "Bridget Jones", people would call her "fat". Hell, I thought she looked healthy. It's amazing what some people think is
The Ducks had a chance to gain tons of credit Saturday against Southern Cal. With USC playing their worst first half in 2 years with turnovers, dropped passes and untimely penalties, and with Oregon holding a 13-0 lead late in the 2nd quarter, an upset and maybe a New Year's Bowl game was right there for the taking. Unfortunately, USC scored on their next 5 drives and ended any hopes of a dream season for your beloved Ducks. You bette
--My son speaks very fast and we're always telling him to slow down. He absorbs information very quickly and always has too much to say so I tell him all the time, slow down. I can't remember a particular story right now, but I do mishear what he says sometimes...if only he'll slow down!-- That's how I was a child. My mother was constantly telling me to slow down so she could understand me. As an adult, I still basically have the same
--Where do I start? lol. I get too lost in thought sometime that I "miss" what I'm supposed to hear, not necessarily that I "mishear."-- How well do I know that. Sometimes you're so deep in thought you hear a completely different conversation altogether.
--Anything! I have yet to find any of the movies they did together. Then again I'm not searching hard enough,LOL!-- I see you get to things as fast as me. Seriously though, Amazon has a fair selection of his movies at decent prices, too.
--No, 'cause Yosemite Sam is "the rootinest, tootinest shootinest hombre north, south, east and west o'the Pecos!"--
I bet it happens quite often. Much more than we realize. Here's my latest 'misheard' story. The other day my brother and my mother were discussing movies. My mother had just bought the movie "Crash", and was asking my brother if he seen it. She said she liked it, which if you knew my mother, would be somewhat of a shock. My mother's movie taste is more like a
--THe baby even fell asleep a half hour early, so I can watch in peace. YAY!-- Even if your fave show wasn't on YAY! Every mother deserves some rest. --I used to love that show, but it jumped the shark long ago.-- Para, I cracked up on that line. Somebody should write a blog on shows "still on" that has jumped the shark. Another one is "The
--6 lucky split-- lucky break --"TRN is "No U Turn" NE14 10S is "Anyone for Tennis?" OWHER is "The middle of Nowhere"-- good job, Cita!
stand teUnd to taking I throw my I understand you intend to overthrow my undertaking?
--QUICKDRAW MC'GRAW Oh yeah...is he related to Dr. Phil? They kind of talk alike.-- Hilarious, RW!
--I'm going to be the nut who answers all your questions! I love westerns too.-- Thanks, Serenity. You may be a NUT but not for answering all my questions. --Now back to Terrence Hill....I've been trying to find old movies (mostly westerns) with him up to this day and can't. He starred in a few with the character named "Bigga"..."Trinity and Bigg
--geeze you guys left out the fastest deadlies shot ever: who you say? QUICKDRAW MC'GRAW of course-- good one, Mod. Another one I forgot. Double double damn! Can Quickdraw McGraw beat Yosemite Sam?
--#6 by InBloom Thursday, September 22, 2005-- You forgot to answer.
--As for the 8 listed, I'd go with either "Joe" (Clint Eastwood) or Shane.-- Both great picks, great characters and great movies. I think Joe would get Shane though. Shane! Shane, draw faster!
--Well, there was Gibson in Maverick, but he couldn't shoot for crap.-- James Garner is probably faster than him. Speaking of James Garner, I forgot about his "Support Your Local ..." movies. Triple Damn!!
--The fastest are of course, and in that order, Waco Kid and Nobody (Terence Hill).-- Nobody. Double damn! Another one I forgot. Son of a .. --What's there to debate?-- hmmm .. maybe.
--Now all I need is a turn table.....-- I bet you can find a cheap one on e-bay. btw .. interesting article. It made me curious about "Power Records".
Sentimental favorite: Pink Floyd - "Dark Side of the Moon" First album I ever bought with my own money I earned cutting lawns. Personal favorite: (tie)Stevie Ray Vaughan - "Texas Flood" and The White Stripes - "White Blood Cells" Well, for personal reasons. It was kinda like love at first sound. Weird favorite: Love -"Forever Change
--But hey, man.....you forgot the quickest draw in the West: The Lone Ranger (Clayton Moore). Never killed anyone; always shot the gun out of their hand and kicked their ass.-- Damn. I hate when I forget good ones.
This article is inspired by my 2 youngest brothers. Anyone who has siblings, especially younger siblings, has been asked to mediate a disagreement or resolve a dispute between them. Normally, when my brothers in question are going at it, their verbal battles are over important matters. For example, their last fight before this one, was over what movie charact
--The Odd Couple and then M*A*S*H-- Well, for a kid you had great taste in movies. The first time I saw M*A*S*H I didn't like it. I seen it at the drive-in, and was not really paying attention. My cousins and I, were too busy playing at the drive-in playground. It wasn't until my teenage years, that I realized how good it was.
--Oh the first movie I remember loving and wanting to see again and again would have to have been "Cinderella"... and then there was "Snow White" and "Lady and the Tramp"--- I remember seeing great Disney classics with my nieces. Seeing them enjoyed them for the first time was the best. --Wish SOMEONE would make movies like these a
--Saw "How the West Was Won" back when I was in high school, we had a field trip to St. Paul to tour the Kodak film building, had a picnic at Como Park, then went to the great Cooper theater to see the movie. It was awesome, the theater had some kind of 'wrap around" picture. Huge screen!-- I want something like that in my house, with a great sound system, too. --As a kid, and still do, love any movies with Roy Rog
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