Banned for fragmented mooning.
BigDogBigFeet
Banned for playing with the mini planets in your coin purse.
Banned for stuff done you ain't doing.
Banned for ditto.
Banned by official decree from Banapolis and the great leadership of Fugoli. You fuggen banned man.
Banned for starting out new page with fudging it.
Banned for unhygienic cognition of befitting responses to crack cheese.
Banned for wipe failure.
Banned for removing the "WARNING BLAST ZONE 50 METER HAZARD AREA" from your backside.
Banned for not knowing she was very nice about it. So nice about it your all just jealous. I got a full and complete Parton for all my inadequacies.
Banned for being jealous Dolly Parton showed up at my doorstep and not yours.
Banned for being a pane.
Banned for not spraying the air freshener too.
Banned for not flushing.
The first "snow" to arrive landed on your head.
Banned for making fart bubbles again.
Banned for telling.
Banned for getting dirty laundry to do your banning for you.
Banned for taking a laxi and starting the Me Poo movement.
Banned for poo in/on your shoes.
Banned just cause 2 - the sequel.
Banned just cause.
Banned for getting up during the sit down.
Banned for failing to wear rubber gloves and a mask while sicc.
Banned for excluding your own current incongruous, diametric, inconsistent, convoluted, hairbrained, phlegmatic, farts in a bag.