Banned for playing Slug Bug MMA and forgetting your Hockey Mask.
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Banned for being unable to find your own backside with compass both hands and a map while reading the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe".
Banned for failing to use vegan approved air popped, sun dried, organic banning methods.
Banned for cat in the cake batter.
Banned for going in the neighborhood bushes.
Hey he's the Rubber Banned man when he starts to jam.
Banned by the bucket.
Butt that isn't mine, someone else left it BEHIND. Banned for not recognizing that butt was clearly already doctored.
Open Start 10 and switch the menu to Windows 7 mode then your start panel will look the same with control panel on it.
Banned for not getting everything.
Banned, Banned, and Banned for counterfeit, sub-standard, banning code violating, bans and impersonating a Ban Troll.
Banned for being unqualified to judge barks.
Banned for a brain freezing headache on that one.
Banned for dropping a solid.
Banned for doing a runway walk when he cat called.
Banned for not appreciating my '50 Woodie Wagon.
Banned for bringing your wood up again. I am sending you some termites.
Banned. No Nope No Way they were definitely USDA organic.
Banned for having a dingy with bubble gum patches.
Banned cause I feel good when I ban you.
Banned for busting your motorcycle out of the kennel. By the way it still smells like dog wee.
Oh crap Starkers I think you just triggered the attempting to nullify clause. I'll just give you a quick Ban so you can clear out before everything on ya starts shrinking, leaking and flattening.
Of the Banning Statute: Title III, Section C, Paragraph 2a as footnoted in the tiniest of dog prints. "No person, and especially Starkers, may ban any dog merely for being a dog even if said dog is howling the Hokey Pokey while dancing the Macarena on its hind legs and inciting complaints of excessive noise in OZ. Any person, and,especially Starkers, who violates this most revered (by dogs) Statute shall have their Motorcycle Banned and thereby impou
Banned for doing the Macarena while singing the Hokey Pokey poorly and out of key too.
Banned for getting windy again and blaming the dog for it.