WinCustomize ForumsOh, mother, people get run over by trucks every day. Why can't something like that happen to Uncle Elwood? -Harvey
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A good body with a dull brain is as cheap as life itself. -Spartacus
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Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer. -Stripes
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Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind. -Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
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No one will really be free until nerd persecution ends
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I woke up. The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig Van, and the dreaded Ninth Symphony. -A Clockwork Orange
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Get me a shot of bourbon, and a glass of bourbon, and a bourbon chaser. -The Mummy
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Guido: Have ya learned your lesson, punk? Hawk: If the lesson is you're a d**k with ears and a really bad haircut, yeah, I'd say I've learned my lesson. -Detroit Rock City
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This war was NOT started for your private gratification, and you can be damned sure it's not being run for your personal convenience, either! -The Dirty Dozen
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The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go.
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"I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!" "No, you'll shoot your eye out."
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yes, yes, by all means...lets gravitate towards the topic. A thousand pardons for shooting wide of the mark here. I simply appreciate all that is being done and the effort applied to keep this site up, running, upgraded, smooth and pristine...y'all may not be able to see it but I'm standing on my chair applauding RIGHT NOW!
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Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you haven't got: a diploma.
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"Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hit it; he hit my hair." - Saturday Night Fever
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"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
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simply awesome, Po...great work!
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"The doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase" - raising arizona
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You take drugs, Danny? Every day. Good. What's the problem? I don't know. -Caddyshack
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Kent puts his name on his license plate. My mother does the same this with my underwear. Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?
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If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory. - Top Secret
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so let it be written, so let it be done
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the latter, trust me and do you realize that there was a spelling mistake in each line of your post? YO! Jafo, Wizop, where are ya now?
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hUkd oN FonIcS RilLyE wErKEd Fore mE
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There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth. - Beuford T. Justice
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Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.
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