banned for building a bridge but not getting over it
Ryat
banned for throwing rice into the ponds to watch ducks blow up
banned for peeing in the kiddie pool again
banned for trying to mess with septic tanks
banned for twisting words around and calling it american english
banned for hooking up with the manic wolves of london
banned for leaving extra bags of stuff all over the walls
banned for taking the club into an unknown area
banned for mocking the beauty impaired you should be part of the club
banned for not appreciating the cooling effects of mud
banned for not remembering that its javelina and not wild pigs
banned for letting your country control you supply of ammo
banned for shooting people again and blaming them
banned for blaming others for your sins
banned for letting the beer run out
banned for making a piss poor cup of coffee and trying to pass it off as high quality
banned for attempting to placate your conscience with wordy word smithing
banned for calling in on your neighbour like a gestapo informer
banned for not using kelvins
banned for thinking that just because it is illegal that it doesn't happen
banned for lighting off fireworks and scaring my poor dog
banned for not appreciating that the food was that good
banned for not fully understanding that they are both the same smaller on the outside
banned for twisting the space time continuum for the benefit of no one
banned for reaching that shocking conclusion