General Homsar

General Homsar

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[quote]I wish i had enough inspiration left to think of a new wish.[/quote] Granted, but since you were eaten by a swarm of Mudkips, you are a ghost and can't type because you hands go through the keyboard. I wish to be the President of the United Sates.

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[quote]I wish i could bring anime characters to live (especially thecute ones ^^)[/quote] Granted, but their sheer cuteness makes you see your self as ugly, and your self-esteem plummits. You hit rocck bottom and become a drifter, wandering from town to town, always thinking that everyone and everything is more beautiful than you. One night, you get drunk on an epic scale and lose control of your powers. A swarm of ravenous Mudkips appear, and eat you alive. I wish I was a bet

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[quote]oh please tell me you remembered good idea-bad idea from the animaniacs! cuz that would be sweet[/quote] I do. Mr. Skullhead getting pwned was the highlight of my day when I was a kid.[e digicons]:andrew:[/e] And [e digicons]k1[/e] Karma for you for watching the best kids' show EVER!

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The rules here are simple: Someone posts a good idea, then someone else posts a bad idea. The catch? The bad idea must be a messed-up, corrupted version of the good idea. For Example: Good Idea: getting a front-row seat at a boxing match Bad Idea: Getting an in-ring seat at a boxing match. Have fun!

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[quote]I wish that ppl would stop offering Karma to solve stupid puzzles and/or riddles...[/quote] Granted. People start handing out Karma for "good" reasons only. They become increasingly critical about each other's posts, scouring every one for something commendable. They ignore their personal needs, such as food and excersize. Eventually, everyone who has an account on this site dies from malnutrition. I wish I hadn't eaten that chocolate ice cream, because I'm hyper and it

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[quote]I wish for a pollutant free breeze under 5 kph[/quote] Granted. The breeze blows by, but it is so pure that when the regular, polluted air enters your lungs upon you next inhalation, it is a shock to your system. You go into a coughing fit and collapse to the ground. You die. I wish for an ME-262, fully fueled and armed.

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I didn't mean go Pearl Harbor on them,I simply meant to concentrate as much strength as you can in one massive attack. But you have a point about you forces being sparsely spread. So never mind, about the blitzkrieg. With that being said....KILL 'EM ALL![e digicons]}:)[/e]

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Ah, crap. I missed the IrrationalFear's wish.[e digicons]x_x[/e] BTW, NuclearApocolypse, your corruption of NA's wish is fantastic. In fact, you should work with Incognito on the next Twisted Metal game--specifically, writing the endings.[e digicons]:andrew:[/e]

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[quote]I wish that I could not die unless the universe itself did.[/quote] Granted. The universe continues on for the next 14 billion years, and you do not die until the final day. But since you didn't wish for eternal youth along with your almost-immortality, you also age 14 billion years, becoming nothing more than a floating cloud of gas, unable to move on your will, talk, eat, or do any thing meaningful. I wish ice cream trucks were badass, and had drivers to match. <

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Jeepers : You want to see something strange and mystical? Freakazoid: NOOOOOOO!!!!! GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WATCH!!! LAY OFF THE POOR BEAVERS, WILL YA?!? SHEEEESH!!! [Jeepers begins crawling away, with Freakazoid following him] YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP, JEEPERS!!! UUUUUUUUGH! GO HAVE A

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[quote]I wish that i have a penny. made of gold. that connot be stolen from me.[/quote] Granted, but the penny is fused to your brain (can't be stolen) and the germs from the coin cause you to have a brain hemmorage. You die. I wish my computer was faster, BUT NOT FAST ENOUGH TO BE DANGEROUS TO THE HUMAN RACE.

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[quote]Tremors the series, a great show[/quote] It isn't on Netflix.[e digicons]:annoyed:[/e] Was it even realeased on DVD? Oh, the quote: [Minion holds Calypso over a portal to Hell] Calypso: No, no, no! (gasps in shock) Oh, please, Minion, it's scary down there! -Twisted Metal 2

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[quote]I wish for a penny[/quote] You get said penny. This wish does not need to be corrupted because pennies are worthless. I wish I wasn't so nervous about Driver's Ed tomorrow, but not so npt-nervous as to drive recklessly.

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