[quote]I wish people would stop descriminating based on religion, and do it for some new reason instead[/quote] Granted. People begin discrimmnating based on food preference. People who like baked chiken instead of fried are ridiculled and villified. Tired of their deplorable treatment, they revolt. The Second American Civil War begins. I wish World War One never happened.
Marine (referring to Scarab): That thing is really starting to PISS...ME...OFF!!! Sergent: Marine, did I give you permission to b****? -Halo 2
No offence, but the pics in your second status update are too small, I can't read the text.[e digicons]X([/e]
[quote]I wish my fish had a CD[/quote] You fish eats the CD and chokes on the pieces. You are arrested for animal cruelty. I wish my school bus had machine guns and a plasma cannon. Bye-bye, traffic jams!
Campaigner, I want that shirt! Where can I find it?
lol at the movie spoilers one! I love the lobster knife fight. EPIC!
[quote]I wish for a blank CD[/quote] Granted, but you have no way to record anything, or put it on the disk. You sell it on ebay fro $5, and the person who bought it creates a super-compter virus and lets it loose upon the Internet, resulting in the loss of all online data. Western civilization collapses.
[quote]Granted. they have satire which (d)evolves into skits like on Family Guy[/quote] I actually meant kids' cartoons. Children's animation today is a disgrace compared to ten years ago.
[quote]I wish I could fly...I wish I could touch the sky...[/quote] You fly head-on into a 747, which knocks you out. This leaves you unable to fly away from the engine, which chops you into a red mist. The engine becomes clogged with gore and flames out, causing the plane to crash. You are posthumously declared a terrorist. EDIT: I wish I could drive the thruck in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5PP9fIGy8s
[quote]I wish for enlightenment[/quote] The lights in your house become so bright that you go blind. I wish cartoons these days had satire, like in the nineties, when they were worth watching.
[quote]You'll see.[/quote] That's not fair![e digicons]X([/e] Well, keep the story coming anyway.
Very nice. I love how you give us insights into Korx society, and still keep the story moving forward. Should be interesting to see how our new Marine handles combat. Keep up the good work!
[quote]1. We got nuked by N. Korea (or any other country for that matter) 2. That the show completely overlooks Star Wars(our missile defense, fwi) 3. A part of the country that was spared would sececede, rather than help out the other states.[/quote] Actually,we didn't get nuked by any other country; the attacks were internal terrorism, so our missile defence is a non-factor (and we didn't get hit by missiles, it was "regular" bombs.) Also, the states in the ASA
989 Studios!!! 989 Studios, What have you done?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!? -Calypso, after playing Twisted Metal 4
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[quote]in the webcomic Bill Cosby is depicted as a lot smarter than the ugly white woman[/quote] That's a woman?
[quote]i wish i won the lottery.[/quote] Granted, but the ticket turns out to be fake, and in your rage, you jump off a cliff into a nuclear plant and turn into a zombie. I wish Jericho hadn't been canceled.
Excellent as usual, General E. But I have a questio about the Uslynthinis Movement: Does its doctrine of hate go into Nazi-like levels, or is it less psychotic?
I'm already hooked! Nice to see a story from the perspective of a regular civilian for a change.
I wish I had a Panzer Mark III in my garage.
[quote]I wish I was a Q. Not the Letter. The Star Trek kind.[/quote] You try out your new powers and have a blast, but your immortality eventually leads you to become uncaring about the feelings of those around you, and you make a catostrophic mistake and get imprisoned on a comet. I wish that 3D was used sparingly in movies, so when it was used, it would be used creatively, not as a gimmick.
You spend hours on every forum game worth playing, typing hilarious entries but neglecting your personal needs. Your face eventually melts off, because someone opened the Ark of the Covanent next to you and you didn't hear them shout "Don't look at it!" because you had headphones on. I wish I knew someone who could grant wishes for real, and that I had a car with machine guns.
1.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncdXNI1T2cE Hopefully this will hit theatres for real in our lifetime. 2.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rql_mYGs6uA Check this guy's other videos, because they're awesome! 3.) http://www.youtu
[quote] or like the beginnings of the evil mirror universe of those cheesy original series[/quote] I'd actually like a movie/TV show in the Mirror Universe, as long as the Terran Empire was portrayed realistically. Stories of backstabbing, intregue (sp?) , and rebellion would be a nice change of pace IMAO.