jennifer1

jennifer1

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Isn't there an old sailor's belief that it's unlucky to have a woman aboard ship? Aaarggggh me thinks this icono person be holdin a big wooden spoon an stirrin the pot of me anger! Me thinks me cutlass be avin some fun soon! aaarrgggghhhh! Tis me honor be at stake ere? spht! Woman be endan

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Gee whizz FS and Dr G I was beginning if this was the "Lets pat ourselves on the back convention!" *so tired from polishing your halos!* Paying it forward is a good thing to do, and it does make one feel good to do something "nice" for someone else. A kindness to someone costs you nothing. A smile can cause a chain of smiles. OMG! I am st

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Obviously Mrs starkers has become my priority for the time being, but things are constantly on the improve and we'll inevitably rise above it all to progress beyond our recent woes..... So she should be and so you will progress beyond the woes. *holds the light up high at the end of the tunnel for you

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Did you ever see the episode where he thinks his wife is having an affair with the fencing instructor? No, I have not, leastways not yet, will look out for it though. I

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Sorry, but that butterfly would die on my hands. I wouldn't do something like really hurting people, break any but very minor laws, or kill anything bigger than rat for a million bucks. Bollocks! You do the butterfly - you can do the rest! Life is Life - which ever way you look at it. The butte

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Aye Capt'n Starkers - welcome back! We be thinkin ye will never be back! Ye sees the fleet be growing then? First Mate Guy be doin some recruitin, while ye be doin yer things wid yer womin. Be yer womin well then capt'n? These ere drunken scoundrels are supping on rum, the food that be comin from the galley be grilled cheese every day! This scurvey lot be gettin angry! Ye needs be seein to him thats in the galley, give im to me fer the fi

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I think she's a mermaid. I'll not be takin that icono, tis me whip ye'll taste! Fer a few days now me cat o 9 tails been starvin, she be needing some new flesh and ye will do ye cheeky scoundrel. Tis fer the fish to be in the water not I! <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Wink.gif" border=

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This is a good memory, sounds like it was a super day. Did you keep in touch with Benny? Are you still in touch with him? Childhood friends - lovely memories - but difficult to keep in touch with over the years.

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OMG! What are they doing? (I don't profess to be educated in this field at all or know anything about it) They are playing with fire! So many things could go wrong, they are playing with the future of our world! Okay, okay, I am taking a deep breath now! Calming down.... down ....NO! NO! they can't do this! Now fear of the unknown is maki

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They got a new name, but not new people. The same old clowns are in charge. Such a waste of time effort and money! Someone needs a knock on the head then?

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A podcast is alot like a radio show, that people can listen to online, and download to their ipods awesome! whats an ipod? JK !!!!!!!!!!

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I have to say I could always rely on "Carlton Banks" in The Fresh Prince for a laugh! I don't have any favorite comedian, but I do prefer American sitcoms to the British ones.

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So a Comedy of Errors? Nothing so elegant I am afraid, more like a true Brain Fart (Dr Guys words). I did a spell and grammar check on this sentence, the computer reccommended "Dr Guy's words", - now I thought that means "Dr Guy is words"? What is the correct way to write this up? Perhaps one of you "word and grammar snobs" could tell me please. LOL *ducks to miss the clout about the head!*

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quote ---- Get a life!!!! -----end quote aaargh capt'n guy we have a winner! me thinks we should shanghai this scurvy fella, shall I toss im in a sack for now? My grammar has worsened over the years, tis not something I would deny!

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quote --------- I say we set raiding parties to other sites, where we steal all the wimmins and take there rum We kill all the other men and feed them to the sharks -----------end quote now this be a man with fire in is heart capt'n, aye for sure his idealogy is a bit drunk wi peace, but still he stirs me eart with is words! What say ye we fill im with rum and give im a coupla TW's good wenches to warm is bed fer the night?

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Comere lil doggie, we'll go find some pork chops for supper and if they be all sober when we come back, then we sail wid em! Aye Nurse , ye be doin that, twill be one less worry lookin after ye! Be sure an bring the pooch back efore we sail at dawn! We be needing im to yap at Bosun Gids heels! And ye f

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