SPAIN (Whacked Planet) - Imam Mohamed Kamal Mustafa, author of the controversial book Women In Islam , was released today after serving a fifteen month sentence in a Spanish prison. Mustafa had thought he was on his way to fame and fortune and possibly the Oprah Winfrey show after publishing his book but saw his hopes dashed when a Spanish court sentenced him t
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ROCHESTER, Minn. – In an effort to fight childhood obesity some elementary schools in Minnesota have removed desks from classrooms and are now eliminating books as well. The idea behind the experiment is that by shedding desks students would be able to shed a few pounds as well. As for why
I'm sure he would also enjoy stoned Salisbury Steak.
Wayne Holsom, the man who unsuccessfully tried hiring an undercover police officer to murder his wife's cat heads to court Wednesday. Prosecutors aren't saying exactly what they plan to charge Holsom with as no actual harm occurred to the cat in question. Holsum's wife for her part is demanding the death penalty for her soon to be ex-husband. With their const
DALLAS (Whacked Planet) – No one in Dallas expected two graduating seniors to be arrested for serving marijuana laced brownies to the Lake Highlands High School teacher staff. So it comes as quite a shock to report that one of the teachers poisoned by the THC containing brownies, has recently been arrested for possession of cannabis. Seymour Smith, a Physica
Are you a flamer or what?
NABLUS, West Bank - Israeli troops killed the world renown Bobo the clown in an air strike Sunday against a Palestinian home where he was entertaining a group of Arab children. The attack has left experts on Middle Eastern affairs completely baffled. The question they and everyone else has been asking is why Bobo the clown, and why now? Maj. Gen. Udi Adam h
Update: Popeye has resurfaced in Kansas City where he has reportedly turned to a new Atkins diet.
Iran's supreme leader Sayyid Ali Khameini participated in a question and answer session on his website ww.leader.ir/langs/EN/index.php. His hope was to educate and give advice to Iranians on the Muslim holy month of Ramadan. Below is a brief transcript of those messages. K: Thank you everyone for joining me in this wonderful new medium with which we can dis
LOS ANGELES (Whacked Planet) – While restaurants and grocery stores across America are pulling spinach from the shelves in lieu of an E. Coli contamination, friends and family members of the beloved Popeye the Sailorman are asking for the public’s assistance in locating him. According to friends, Popeye went missing around 4 am Pacific Standard Time after a
ISLAMABAD Turkey (WP) – Barely a moment had passed before angry Muslims across the Middle East took to the streets after the Pope quoted a14th-century Byzantine emperor who had made disparaging remarks towards Islam. Later reports indicated that riots and killing actually erupted after only the first word of the Pope’s speech. “Down with the Pope and down w
I bet his grades will go down now. You know he had to have been getting straight As from that teacher.
In an interview with Matt Lauer, Debra LaFave the red hot Florida school teacher who molested a boy in her classroom displayed the typical personality trait of a sociopath by regretting having gotten caught rather than regretting the crime itself. LaFave who in school hallways went by the nickname "Layfavors" described her victim as a "Tattle-tale." LaFave has vowed t
I see a taco stand.
QUEENSLAND, Australia (Whacked Planet) – Steve Irwin known by wildlife throughout the swamps of the world as ‘That Idiot Again’ but more widely known among humans as the ‘Crocodile Hunter’ has died. Irwin was stung through the chest by a stingray while filming an underwater segment off the Australian coast for his daughter’s TV series. The stingray is said to be “dist
The whole thing with Katie Couric reminded me of this story a couple weeks ago. It makes you wonder what other alterations are out there? Is Oprah's head really that big?
Ohhhh yeah, didn't you know? Burt is a favorite with Elmo a distant second.
LONDON (Whacked Planet) - Adnan Hajj the former Reuters photographer who was fired after he was discovered altering images with Photoshop, has asked for his job back. Hajj now claims that he was a victim of a “Zionist conspiracy.” According to Hajj, none of his photographs were doctored or exaggerated in any way. <img src="http://whackedplanet.com/images/sto
As a last gesture of goodwill, Japan's departing Ground Self Defense Force (GSDF) will be giving an additional 800 sheep as a gift to Iraqis living in the city of Samawah. Samawah is where the GSDF had conducted its first military operation outside of Japan's territory since the end of World War II. Two years ago Japan wowed local Iraqis by introducing 110 s
WASHINGTON (WP) – Flag burning has always been a hot topic and nobody knows that more than 28 yr old Cory Martin. A drunken hippie from Vermont, Cory was severely burned last week at a flag burning support rally when he mistook his shirt—which bore an American flag design—for an actual flag. “I could have sworn it was a real flag, the stars, the stripes—f*ck
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