mrs_starkers

mrs_starkers

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You have out did yourself this time Zoomba, most excellent choices :CONGRAT: ..... and congrats bub on making the front page, Now Mr Zoomba, tha cap'n will have a swelled head now ;) and I don't have a big enough house if it gets too big :LOL:

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Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediat

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4 High School friends meet at their High School Reuion. Then the fourth High school dude goes to bathroom and the others start to talk about their sons...--- Highschool Dude 1: You know my son? I'm so proud of him 'cause he was so successful. He became so rich that he gave one of his best friends a 2-million dollar Mansion for free! Highschool Dude 2: Really? My son's made me proud to. He's became so rich from acting and gave his closest friend 2 free Hummer H2's. High

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GOD TAKES A HOLIDAY Joke God is sitting up in his ivory tower, tired and worn out. He's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he's decided to take a holiday. He calls all his super-being mates together to discuss a few suggestions. St. Peter, thinking, nods his head, then says, "How about Mars? It's nice and warm there this time of year." God shakes His head before answering, "Nah I went there 15,000 years ago. It was shit, no atmosphere and too dusty.

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hmmm..... Sunday School Little Mary was not the best student in sunday school. usually she slept throught the class. one day the teacher called on her while she was napping. "tell me mary, who craeted the universe?" when mary didn't stir, little johnny a boy seated behind her took a pin and jabbed her in the butt. "God almighty!" shouted mary and the teacher said "very good"and mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked "mary, whos our lord and savior" but mary d

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A Polish immigrant applies for a driver’s licence, and has to take an eyesight test. The optician shows him a card: “C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.” “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Pole replies, “I know the guy.”

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[img]http://th222.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/haven4kathy/th_Congratulations.jpg[/img] hump that be right ya bet me again, nah seriously tho bub congrats on your mile stone its a huge achievement I am so proud for you. [img]http://th107.photobucket.com/albums/m317/anouskarn/emoticons/th_127.gif[/img]

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Spell Checker I halve a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I dew knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait aweigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the era rite Its rarely ever wrong.

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A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried about her," the mother said. The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, "Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant." The mother gasped, "That's nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men." She turned to the girl. "You don't, do you, dear?" "No, mumsy," said the girl. "

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A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off. "Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally ut

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OMG! She is truly a lovely little girl, a treasure ... my prayers are with you and the family [img]http://th247.photobucket.com/albums/gg153/linnellL/Smileys/th_pray.gif[/img]

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