mrs_starkers

mrs_starkers

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Golf Accident - A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart. Elizabeth, a "beautiful" real golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him. "Hey, are you okay, what's your name?" "Willis," he replied. <span style="font-siz

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Scottish Cow - The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Scotland. It was absolutely wonderful, She produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. <br /

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[quote who="roflmfaoo" reply="18" id="3094417"]Very nice work starkers! is there a chance of a red variation ? [/quote] [quote who="mrs_starkers" reply="20" id="3097973"]I hope to be able to at some stage[/quote] Don't ya just hate it when your looking to find something and you know you got ? yeah well its happened too me for the life of me i can't find the flame i used for pods, so i could re color it, looks like i will have to find another way of recoloring hmm

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[quote who="RedneckDude" reply="39" id="3289549"]Looks like one is 4 inches lower than the other.[/quote] aaah see that happened when I was young and silly , mum and dad always told me never to get into a car with someone who drinks and drives, guess that's what happens when we don't listen to our parents [e digicons]o_O[/e] [e digicons]:rolleyes:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] yeah I smashed me knee caps real bad [e digicons]}:)[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e] , nah not rea

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[quote who="starkers" reply="30" id="3289407"]Yeah, sometimes ya just gotta think ahead: "Is that a new dress you're wearing, honey? Geez it looks nice, and you wear it so well." Yup, you eliminate the new dress first, then go buy the tech.[/quote] Oi , now listen here you old fart, that dress I saw in Myer's store last week at a $200 I am buying that for myself for Christmas and you bloody well will love it cos it makes me look sexy [e digicons]:P[/e] [e digicons]:sun:[/e]

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[quote who="starkers" reply="21" id="3285164"]It'll be 3 years for me on January 15 2013.[/quote] nah but we can celebrate Decon's Birthday he was born on the 16th January .... and our new little grandson will be born 17th jan2013

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I loved the show even though I was only a youngster and I would sneak peaks of the show when I could. and I dream of Jeannie as well , I still watch the old re runs and as mark would say " grrrrr bloody re runs [e digicons]:rolleyes:[/e] " R.I.P. Larry Hagman another great actor taken from us [e digicons]-_-[/e]

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Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & ev

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[quote who="ekimragz" reply="111" id="3277094"]You have a great sense of humor! Have to love that in a person!! [/quote] lol thanks yeah it also can be warped lol [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]:P[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

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[quote who="ekimragz" reply="109" id="3277072"]And last of all, Bobby Lee stated "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.00."[/quote] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e

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