A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck,
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[quote who="DrJBHL" reply="15" id="3276390"]If you get the munchie, remember...NO CARBS... protein or salad minus tomatoes. Yogurt.[/quote] doh[e digicons]X|[/e] I love my tomatoes [e digicons]:O[/e] [e digicons]:sun:[/e] I love salads mmmm yummmy [quote who="DrJBHL" reply="15" id="3276390"]As many times as it takes, it takes. Just keep trying.[/quote] I have done good so far, I had my last ciggy at about 11.30pm last night and it is now 9.4
I am going for another shot at it tomorrow so fingers crossed it will be better day for me then. please keep me in your thoughts while I am doing this . thanks family [e digicons]
[quote who="Hankers" reply="9" id="3275495"]It took a minor heart attack for me to finally give them up after many previous attempts. Been off smokes now going on 9 years with no regrets. You can do it! [/quote] I hope that I can avoid that , it would be a good thing if I could. Thanks Hank I am going to need all the support I can get lol [e digicons];)[/e] [quote who="DrJBHL" reply="10" id="3275505"]Best decision there, bonzette! Couldn't be happier you made i
[quote who="Aussie007" reply="7" id="3275404"]You can do it. Ten years ago I was told that I had to have heart bypass surgery. I gave up cold turkey and I could not be happier. I am also now a member of the zipper club! Good luck Mrs S. Cheers Macca[/quote] Thanks Macca, well its just turned 8pm here, and yes I cracked , but only cos I was stressing out about my stepdaughter she is moving from where she was living, and
3 hours not too bad for me lol
[quote who="Jafo" reply="4" id="3275394"]Just think of the money you'll save if you're a pack-a-day or worse.[/quote] for sure, I will be saving a $100 dollar's a fortnight if not more lol and the funny thing is I haven't felt like a smoke since 12pm not bad for me [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]:sun:[/e] [quote who="RedneckDude" reply="3" id="3275380"]You can do it and you'll be proud when you have! You go girl! [/quote]
[quote who="karmat" reply="1" id="3275359"]You can do it, girl![/quote] thanks Karmat, i have talked my self into it for months and its only been an hour or so since my last smoke , I am determined to do this [e digicons]:grin:[/e]
Well today is the day I have made my decision to quit smoking after being told I am less than 15% away from having emphysema and I am only 45 I have way too much too live for I want to see all my grandchildren grow up to be adults get married and have their family's I have the gum and lozenges and I am off to the Doctor's on Thursday to get a script for chanpix as well . I am going in with all guns blazing so to speak no pun intended I hope I can do it I know I have
hmmm very different [e digicons]:grin:[/e]
[quote who="DrJBHL" reply="8" id="3273516"]Have the ear washed out... if it's that. If it isn't, pick up a decongestant for the flight...[/quote] thanks bonza mate i am home now , but will go and see Doctor Rochell during the week to get it sorted [e digicons]:grin:[/e] just added some of the piccys will add more later . Birthday Girl Mia_Rose 1st Birthday Zabia L
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxKgNTNwVAc[/video]
I have a great time but i am sick with a blocked ear and sore throat i will be home soon. my flight leaves 4.30pm looking. forward to seeing my man. cell phone no good for this sort of thing touch pad buttons too small grrr
Sorry I missed this one, I too have been busy lol, Congrats to you both and all the best for a bright and happy future together
Happy Birthday Bud, hope it's a great day
well as of today at 12.50pm I will be flying off to Tasmania for 3 whole weeks of ,fun,family and more fun, I am going as it will be Mia_Rose's 1st Birthday on the 29th of October and as I did it for the 2 boys why should she be any different? my lil princes I love them too bits .... her mum and dad took her too the Longford show where she was able to have a ride on a pony for the first time , she loved it so much she didn't want to get off.she is walking all over th
[quote who="Fuzzy Logic" reply="27" id="3242240"]Here's a little joy for you:-[/quote] now that's done it fuzzy, starkers hasn't stopped bloody moaning since he saw that pic [e digicons]X|[/e] [e digicons]o_O[/e] [e digicons]:rolleyes:[/e]
Happy Birthday Jim, hope it was a great day
I hate snakes, and spiders *shudders* , I was coming home from the gym last week and we saw a brownie curled up on the road ewww i went to bed that night and was dreaming of bloody snakes it was HUGE , I woke up just before he opened his mouth , he was going to eat me [e digicons]:(O[/e] talk about nearly shat myself [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]
[quote who="sydneysiders" reply="30" id="3242278"]yeah... well... we have to be innovative to make things fit in that thread... we come up with all sorts of shortcuts.... [/quote] so long as it is not zubazish it's fine as a needl [e digicons]:-"[/e] [e digicons];)[/e]
Happy Birthday Jimbo,
Thanks doc it sure is
This is such a heart warming story, I just felt the need to share it When Jamie Ogg was born doctors decided his life would be measured not in years or even days but in hours, but that was two years ago. If there was ever a story that summed up the power of a mother's love, this is it. When Jamie's tiny body was given t
hey doc that will help me a lot to learn with my real guitar [e digicons]:D[/e] [e digicons]XD[/e]
ok so I can't help myself , mark it's your fault for being sick so if I have to suffer , so do you have another funny one [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=EFgsasoJIyc[/video]