mrs_starkers

mrs_starkers

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[quote who="DrJBHL" reply="34" id="3034220"]Hell, you LIVE it! [/quote] that i do hmmmmm me needs another holiday away from the gassssssssss [e digicons]:puke:[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]}:)[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [quote who="Uvah" reply="35" id="3034223"]So what you're sayin' is that it makes mrs starkers a seasoned Fartologist?[/quote] i ne

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[e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]k5[/e] @ badgename

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Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & tha

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Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, All the toys get made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most my time squeezing cocktail waitresses'

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John Paul Mitchell Systems P.O. Box 10597 Beverly Hills, CA 90213-3597 Dear Paul Mitchell or Designated Agent of Same; Our family is delighted with the products of the Paul Mitchell system. We would not entertain the thought of venturing outside our home until Paul Mitchell has washed, conditioned, rinsed, gelled, sculpted and sprayed ou

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[quote who="DrJBHL" reply="11" id="3032834"]*doc is glad mrs starkers posted that... if it were a man, he'd never get any again. I don't mean beer.[/quote] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] I couldn't help myself [e digicons]:w00t:[/e] [e digicons]:sun:[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dum

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Extracts from letters sent to a council housing office - Part 2 "I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them away." "My lavatory seat is cracked

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Smart Student The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student

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[quote who="BigDogBigFeet" reply="12" id="3029344"] Thank you for sharing your photos with us.[/quote] that's ok, yes they are .... i miss them so much [e digicons]^_^'[/e]

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[quote who="Fuzzy Logic" reply="10" id="3028733"]Does anyone in your family have hair?[/quote] yeah the boys did, then their father cut it off lol, but Mia on the other hand has more hair than the boys when they were born ..... by the way the boys have more hair than you even when their hair is all shaved off [e digicons]XD[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

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aww you are so sweet Frankief thank you , thank you Uvah yes they are sweet kids I miss them everyday [e digicons]:grin:[/e] , but I know that they can come here for a visit and I can go there for visits too

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as promised here are some pictures of Mia-Rose, and the boys, on my Holidays in Tasmania. I had the most fantastic time there, I was able to see 2 brothers that lost their sons , it was just nice to see them and catch up . I did have others too put up but it seems as tho I have missed placed them or lost them somehow [e digicons]X([/e] <img src="http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7702/167

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