[quote]Keep them coming Joe! [/quote] Thanks Donna for commenting and the kind words. But you know, sometimes I get kind of a weird rush out of posting something outrageous and obscene like this just so I can sit back while listening to the crickets chirp… ;)
"Zen has something to say about boredom. Its main practice of 'just sitting' has got to be the world's most boring activity---unless it's that Hindu practice of being buried alive. What is it at the very center of boredom that you're not seeing?" -Robert Pirsig, [I]Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance[/I] Thank you for shedding some light for me on this particular quote. I think I understand now -or at least beginning too.
My personal favorite: Frisbeetarianism: n. A belief that when you die your spirit floats up and gets stuck on the roof. Because Joel was a frisbeetarian, he had no wonders about what had happened to his friend when he died, he knew for a fact that his soul was stuck on a roof.
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You can only expect to get back in life what you put in...fill it with shit and well...this is what you get back. I can't help but think of LW's reference to "farts and roses" here. Heh, cause I've certainly filled life with a good mix of both! I just hope the roses in the end out weight the farts (read
Wow! This was absolutly [I]beautiful[/I] girl.
“So the story goes that there was this nurse, see, who was givin’ this chick a sponge bath and…” “Damn. Now that sounds interesting.” “Shut up fucker, I ain’t finished and besides that, this ain’t a lesbian story.” “Aww…” “Anyway, this nurse was givin’ her a sponge bath when…wait a minute! Did I mention she w
…Of mountain tops, with him on top. Lemon yellow sun arms raised… in a V. and the dead lay in pools of maroon below -Pearl Jam, Jeremy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ David was found today. He was found by a neighbor in his small, dirty little trailer bloate
[quote]Why are they such assholes?[/quote] I ask that question every single day, Donna. I guess they are because, well...just because they can.
[quote]I have got to fucking hang out with you one of these days if I'm ever down 'round your parts.[/quote] Eh, your a little late Zoo -I just can't handle those shooters any more!
“Find your own play, your own self-renewing compulsion, and you will become the person you are meant to be.' A Dr. George Sheehan said that.” “Okay. So I have this self-renewing compulsion to gettin’ my dick sucked. And since I do, I think it was then when I met Gloria when I became the person I was meant to be.” “Jesus, but you’re a r
[quote]"cherry skin"...no tats on him![/quote] me too.
Haha, coolness! And what does your husband have inked to commemorate the same? ;)
[quote]Yeah, just goes to show you can't believe everything you read on this new-fangled internet thingy...[/quote] Haha! I think [I]that[/I] point has been drivin home and well proven by a certain "big fish" on this very site recently... :LOL:
[quote]"Life's been good to me so far..." Wasn't it a Joe Walsh song as opposed to an Eagles song?[/quote] That's what I was thinking, but when I looked it up to make sure I had it right it said "Eagle's lyrics" [link="http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/eagles/lifesbeengood.html"]WWW Link[/link] weird! :p
[quote]Makes me wonder how some people get by in the world, you know? [/quote] Yeah! How ya get by withous a little Zeppelin in your life? ;p [quote]That's why I would never want to be with a 20something, too much damned explaining and not enough appreciation![/quote] So true! There's a 20something girl I work with and when we're shooting the bull and I'm telling her some crazy story from back in the day I realize, uh... I did that shit [I]the year before you were bo
Reminds me of that Eagle's lyric [I]They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time... [/I] But absolutly brilliant Maso! And it has something to say too about how truth can have two sides to it... ;)
[quote]By Anthony De Mello[/quote] Believe it or not, I've read all his books. My favorite is [I]Awareness[/I] and I try to read from it often as I can.
Once upon a time, a Baptist preacher and a Methodist pastor from two local churches are standing by the side of the road, feverishly pounding a handmade sign into the ground with a large rock. The sign reads: [B]THE END IS NEAR TURN AROUND NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE[/B] As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you religious wackos!" From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash. The Methodist turns to the B
Wowza, did I get behind on comment replies on this one! So thanks ya'll! But I gotta say... [quote]Sounds like a Communication Breakdown, Roy. Judging from her Dazed and Confused look she wanted you Over the Hills and Far Away.[/quote] That was [I]beautiful[/I] UDigIt! :LOL:
Howdy! ...and [B]WELCOME HOME[/B] YA'LL! :CONGRAT:
[quote]Son of a bitch...how lucky can ya get?[/quote] Hmmmm...that reminds me of [I]another[/I] good luck story now that you mention it. But it don't involve the really fun stuff like booze or women so it probably wouldn't fly... :NOTSURE:
[quote]you might be a redneck. [/quote] If you've ever climbed up on a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor, then you might be a... Anyway, my Dad's eye's are blue but mine are brown. Hmmmm... :NOTSURE:
I dunno about all this, and I'm really not all that bright -but my opinion on the matter is like what I said on a recent thread of Maso's: Maybe it ain't so much [I]what[/I] you believe but [I]how [/I]you believe, you know? But like I said, what do I know? I'm not really all that bright.
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