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Reply to One snap away from insanity! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]Sometimes I wonder about people who are declared insane by whatever legal authority. How do they feel? Do they feel anything at all? Do they realise that their lives will never be the same again? Or Are they just so happy to not have to worry about anything at all in this life anymore?! No commitment, no troubles, no appointments, nada, nothing! They live in their own little world, off in la la land! [/quote] All I've ever really seen them do is rock back and

Reply to When celebrity plastic surgeons strike in Misc JoeUser Forums

...and I hate what Meg Ryans done to herself. [link="http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000258.html"]WWW Link[/link]

Reply to A Spicy Aubade in Writing JoeUser Forums

[quote]Ahhh, I love menudo! [/quote] To be honest, Doc, I like it too -just not early in the morning with a hangover! [quote]Tripe, at any time, is not something I'm remotely partial to.[/quote] Heh, you know how us Americans are Maso! Like George Carlin said, if someone was sellin' sauteed raccoon assholes on a stick we'd buy 'em and eat 'em. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed my little nonsense aubade!

A Spicy Aubade in Writing JoeUser Forums

Peas porridge hot. Peas porridge cold. Peas porridge in the pot nine days old. Some like it hot. Some like it cold. Some like it in the pot nine days old... Okay. So I confess that I don’t believe I’ve ever had peas porridge –either hot, cold, and for damn sure, not any that was nine days old. Bud I have had

Reply to Rich People in Writing JoeUser Forums

Useless yuppie cocksuckers, to paraphrase George Carlin. Maso, Zoo: I think Buddah said it best (in paraphrasing george Carlin)

Reply to Scum in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]There's no such thing. [/quote] Oh yes there is! I know 'cause I've learned it [I]the hard way[/I] a coupla times! :p

Reply to Scum in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I wouldn't be nearly as pissed if they had just [I]stole[/I] the bike. It's the tearing it up just for shits 'n giggles that would REALLY enrage me. Heh, I'd be for kickin' their ass too -if they weren't TOO big that is...

Reply to Scum in Blogging JoeUser Forums

A while back this friend of mine, who happens to be a BIG tattooed half crazy guy who is a “tree doctor” by trade and a chopper builder in his off time, heard something outside his window one night. When he got up to investigate, he saw someone cutting the tires on his truck! So he hauled ass out side and chased them for like three city blocks until he caught up with the guy. Heh, he said when he caught up to him they were BOTH winded and he sai

Reply to Just don't name a teddy bear Mohammed.... in International JoeUser Forums

[quote]because "we" got no nuts anymore. [/quote] Exactly. And this Teddy bear story makes me appreciate and re-evalute that Mapplethorpe Jesus-in-a-jar-of urine "art" thing that so inflamed folks awhile back. Heh, makes me glad we're free to do such a thing here -even if it [I]is[/I] a little on the offensive side.

Reply to We Sleep Together in Poetry JoeUser Forums

[quote]and that’s the plan for the rest of my life.[/quote] ...and it's a [I]good[/I] plan, Buddah. Thanks for being a part of my life too.

Reply to There Should Be A Test in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm still holding out hope that the whole nanny state mentality will end and we'll stop protecting the stupid from getting themselves killed. I remember when I was growing up a popular saying was : give 'em enough rope and they'll hang themselves . Sad, but that way of thinking is long gone now.

Reply to Proud to be a United Statesian in US Domestic JoeUser Forums

United Statesian just sounds retarded

Reply to Why Christmas Makes Me Blue in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

You always have a way of cheeriing me up Donna when I'm feeling a little down. I'm grateful for you. But this is what I do when I get restless and pensive and think too much. I clean, which is good for my home I guess! Could you get good and moody and come over to my house sometime?

Reply to There Should Be A Test in Misc JoeUser Forums

makes ya wonder who's gonna take care of us in our old age, huh Mason?

Reply to Passive smoking is the free aroma of tobacco in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

The truth of the matter is that non-smokers don't like the smell. I think Mason nailed it head on.

Reply to Ugliest/worst 'American' car ever is... (your choice please) in Automotive JoeUser Forums

Ugh...the mid nineties Chevy Caprice

Reply to Rich People in Writing JoeUser Forums

A good question! Yes I think it is too, Donna. The idea for this came to me while we were driving over to a neighboring city and went past the old delapitated Harley shop and on by the New and Improved giant one on down the road near the mall and all the new restaurants. And then I started wondering a

Reply to Meta-whatever in Writing JoeUser Forums

Sometimes you gotta do the "new shit" to be an "Old shit" I should re-phrase that a little bit and change my title of this to: The New Shit leads To Being An Old Fart...

Reply to Nothing To Do in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Enjoy it while it last.

Reply to Regarding your Situation in Writing JoeUser Forums

Your new path is waiting... and there lies the best hope of all -that there is light at the end of the tunnel and a brand new day. You're a good friend for caring for her Rose and just... being there.

Rich People in Writing JoeUser Forums

I can remember a time when, used to, you could get your gun and shells out of the closet and just go hunting. Or, you could grab your fishin’ pole, tackle box, go dig some worms, and go fishing. Cool thing was, nobody cared. Mama would say “have fun boys” and we were off… And I can remember a t

Reply to Meta-whatever in Writing JoeUser Forums

you could take up smoking some dope to to help MOD-ER-ATE the beer drinking. Link

Reply to Meta-whatever in Writing JoeUser Forums

I think the word you're looking for to describe the 'new shit' is moderation. Moderation. While not exactly a ten dollar word, I looked it up anyway and...weird! Take a looksee at what it said at #3! Anyway, Moderation: mod•er•a•tion mod•er•a•tion n 1. state of being moderate: the state or quality of being moderate moderation in all things 2. action of making something moderate: the limiting, co

Meta-whatever in Writing JoeUser Forums

Someone said to me, 'make yourself a sandwich.' Well, if I could make myself a sandwich, I wouldn't make myself a sandwich. I'd make myself a horny, 18-year-old billionaire. -George Carlin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What’s that ten dollar word for what caterpillars do when they turn into butterflies? <