Because autumn usually brings out a bitterness in me me too. But, as I am also an eternal optimist, this will all pass, and tomorrow, someone new will be writing here. That's just how it goes, buddy. That's just how it goes. Like you and Maso, me three.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?Put in it the microwave until it's Bill Withers. HAHAHAHAHA! Thanks UDigit! Reminds me of the one about the duck who went into the drugstore to buy a condom and when asked how he would pay for it he said "put it on my bill." Poor thing suffocated too...
So, and btw i appreciate this article more than you'll ever know..ahhhh I'm currently trying ( at this very moment in time) to get my HP Director to work so that I can scan some photos, taken with my "unsure Canon Sure Shot" camera! IF it works, then I can put them on Image Shack and will dedicate one of them for you, Well thank you Trudy! Glad I maybe did a little good today. And I appreciate the photo dedication too! I don't believe I've ev
Okay, I'm on a roll here with the oldie but goody duck jokes -but what the hell? It's all just fun and games anyway and it's really quite ridiculous to take this blogging thing all seriously 'n shit, right? Hey! It just occured to me! Maybe I am getting those ducks in a row! A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses hi
An oldie but STILL a goodie for my regular readers. I hope both of you think it's funny! There was this guy who was given a duck by his father and told to go to a particular house with it. He knocked on the door of the house and a seductively dressed woman opened it. Strange thing was and as chance would have it, she happened to be a prostitute with this weird duck obsession. So he paid her the duck and they had sex and afterwards she said, “that was the best sex I’ve ever had! I’ll
For which of you, intending to build a tower, sitteth not down first and counteth the cost, whether he have sufficient to finish it? - The Gospel According to Luke ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PAGE 56 Funny thing how childhood lessons can come boomeranging back to one later in life. Take
Tenacity, and little insanity...can literally conquer mountains I think you're right, Tova. Lucky for me I have a little of both too... I wonder when the point wi
Bete noire. Hmmmm...sometimes I think that word is my JU handle.
Sciolism can be a very dangerous thing.
Oh...and ironic too isn't it that it was the failure of the rope , the rope that he eschewed using during rock climbing, that killed him?
The guy (Dan Osman) in this clip has always fascinated me and drawn me in with a certain morbid curiously. I mean, he climbs without ropes! Now think about that. One tiny slip, one little itty-bitty miscalculation, and you are facing certain death. Once began, he can’t quit climbing – he has to keep going NO MATTER WHAT!! Wow. My mind clatters and clangs with all kinds of ruminations at the mere thought of it. To focus your m
as•cent as•cent (plural as•cents) n 1. climb: an act of climbing a mountain or hill -the ascent of Everest 2. upward movement: an upward vertical movement 3. upward slope: a slope in an upward direction ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He looked at the sheer vertical wa
Most people know they should be doing this but they don't. Especially the younger crowd, I've noticed. I think it's hard for them to see and comprehend how those little deductions can add up and grow over time. I remember myself years ago when I started contributing on a whim to a deferred compensation plan that was offered in addition to the 403(b) thing I already had -and I am SO glad I did! It's waaaay up there now! What younger people need to
I feel your pain, Nick 'specially 'bout the beer. Watch for an email coming your way soon...
Yeah, there's always a Her ain't there Zoo? (another good one here Zoo...)
Wow, Buddah. Profound and errie and always so... good. WWW Link I ALWAYS look forward to read what you have to say and virtualpoetryreading dot com is one of the first things I check in my favorites when I log on -even before JU.
I remember reading Anthony DeMello once and how he said did you ever notice how the people who are always so hot and bothered about the NEXT life are the very ones who aren't living THIS one? I've always thought that he made a good point about that.
I left out tonight for my nightly walk and, wow! I had forgotten there for a moment it was Halloween! The usually quiet side walks were packed with all kinds of little hobgoblins! Needless to say I got scared and hurried on home!
Shine on, Walk on, Go on, Just don’t stop, Never stop. Exactly! Nice work Zoo!
Like Joe Dirt, I'm a rocker baby through and through... WWW Link
I sure hope it isn't a lie! Heh, I figured up the other day that all told I'm putting back around $560 a month ( besides Social security) into 2 different deferral plans I have. My worry? HEALTH INSURANCE!!! I'll probably have to work until I'm 100 just for IT.
The only guy around with two attractive females? Yeah and one wanted money and the other wanted blood! Story of my life... I work in a hospital and I find this really odd. Even at night, there are always people shuffling about. I thought it extremely odd too. But somehow it fit in perfectly in this little true
Here I am late again to the party. Sigh... But, I think maybe good timing, maybe sometimes you see things when you need to see them you know? Anyway, brilliant work as usual Maso. Viva la The Detritus Of My Mind !!!
Thanks all, I do appreciate the kind words. (heh, and don't believe everything you read on the internet either, lol )
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