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Reply to Fight Club-Who would win? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]Serenity River would not only kill Buff, but she would do it with the Buff's own scythe. Messily. With lots of drippy drippy blood.[/quote] What's this? You correct yourself and agree with your little sister?! We must mark this momentous occasion! [quote]LOL, LW would whoop my pansy ass.[/quote] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's really good natured of you. :D I've never seen 28 Da

Reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZOO!!!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

haha, that's kind of a pathetic little post, isn't it? Oh well, it's the thought that counts, right?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZOO!!!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I found out on that crazy MySpace that today, April 26, is Zoo's birthday! So.... Happy birthday, Zoo! I hope 20 will treat you well and you have the best year of your life!!!

Reply to Barak Obama, Empty Suit! in Politics JoeUser Forums

[quote]If Senator McCarthy was so bad why did you not include his biggest backer and helper? Senator John F. Kennedy,[/quote] Oh, that's easy. I omitted information to prove my point. Politicians do it all the time. Especially a certain one who shall remain nameless. It's the American way, right? Oh, and though I don't have documents, I do have a friend who was questioned by the secret service for helping to organize and anti-Bush rally in California. "Are you now

Reply to Fight Club-Who would win? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]Although I think that Buff and River, in an awesome team of epic proportions, could win. Now THAT'S a team-up I'd like to see! (Fantasy time )[/quote] Helps that they're both hot, doesn't it? Buff and River, together, could kill the world. Good thing they're both good guys and will never meet. ;)

Reply to Fight Club-Who would win? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]This could go on for a WHILE...[/quote] That's the plan... However, I don't know 90% of what you just mentioned. Though if TW vs. LW means what I think it means... LW would win in terms of verbal abuse, TW would win in terms of sweetness.

Reply to Can men and women be friends? in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

My best friend is a guy, and while there is a certain amount of sexual tension between us, we would never date each other, that's just not us. But I agree with your post, Draginol. It all makes sense to me.

Reply to Addiction and withdrawals in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]Regular milk chocolate has 6mg an ounce...it might help, but of course you better eat aout 3 ounces...[/quote] haha, I'll deal. I was mostly just whining about my headache, anyway.

Reply to Addiction and withdrawals in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]It's about 20mg for an ounce....the same as in a cup of green tea, but chocolate tastes better. And you will be able to come off it slow, and tastefully...[/quote] Hmm, that's good to know, I'm going cold turkey, not fun. I'm not a big dark chocolate fan, but maybe I'll try that for the next withdrawal I have.

Reply to Comment Deletion Criteria in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I am long, hard, and battery operated. I give off a steady stream. And people grope me in the dark. What am I? (and it was Buck)

Reply to Comment Deletion Criteria in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I am long, hard, and battery operated. I give off a steady stream. And people grope me in the dark. What am I?

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I'm game. I end in 'uck' And I'm horny. What am I

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[quote]Titanic...or a very loose woman.[/quote] Good job. It's the Titanic.

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I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow my wad. What is it?

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It's a premature evacuation, It's an alarming discharge, Some men wear wear rubbers during them. What is it?

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This is way too much fun. Over 1000 people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long A big hard thing ripped me open, What am I?

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[quote]Ever seen a hippo take a crap? They whirl their tail and sling it everywhere...provided that they're out of the water when that happens...otherwise fish eat it.[/quote] And here I was, thinking she had made that up...

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Shorty got low, low, low, low

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She hit the floor

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The whole club was looking at her.

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With the boots with the fur

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Apple bottom jeans

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Hippos fertilize their own food! When they poop!

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Five dollar foot long.

Reply to Comment Deletion Criteria in Blogging JoeUser Forums

She found a dead chipmunk today. And half a bird.