[quote]Curb your impatience, kiddo.[/quote] It's not me, it's my friend, Cedar Chipmunk. So tell me, would you ever take a girl cow-tipping on a date? Or do you think that's cruel.
Zoo! Why'd you go away! I'm really upset right now.
[quote]Mmm...no. Actually that bonk on the head makes them take a deep breath...no concussions. However, you're right about mortality. Only 25-50% reach adulthood.[/quote] Really? Interesting. What about the cows? Tell me if that's right. Moo moo.
You brought this upon yourself, Erathoniel. You were just ASKING for it.
That's going to be you someday.
Your nose and ears never stop growing. That's why old men are so funny looking.
Hand.
Elbow
Penis.
Uterus.
Ovary.
That's tomorrow. April 26
Zoo's birthday is April 26.
My favorite card in the deck is the four of clubs. Happy birthday tomorrow, Zoo.
What do rocks say?
A cow says, "moo."
Cows sleep standing up because their body weight might kill them if they lie down.
Giraffes give birth standing up, so the baby gets a concussion at birth. That's why most baby giraffes DIE!!!!!
Is it the Bug or the Beetle?
Volkswagon beetles have three keys.
Sunflowers are not purple.
the iPod generation will all have arthritis by the time they are forty.
The state of Florida does not have State Taxes.
Did you know a 2 x 4 is actually a 1 1/3 X 3 3/4?
Did you know that staring at a welding light can burn your retinas?
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