Cedarbird

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This is so fun, you should definitely write articles like this more often. ;)

Reply to Fight Club-Who would win? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Never seen, or heard of Planet Terror. So I wouldn't know. What about...Oh!!!! Speaking and Charisma: JFK vs. Obama!

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[quote]intertextuality[/quote] I think you made that word up.

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What about....Astronaut vs. Caveman. Or, in a battle of wits, um, Joss Whedon's shows vs. Gilmore Girls?

Reply to Barak Obama, Empty Suit! in Politics JoeUser Forums

[quote]Prove it. Statements of fact should be easily proved. So provide it.[/quote] Two words: Joseph McCarthy Any questions?

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[quote]Angel or Angelus? Because Angel vs. Dracula, Dracula all the way. Take away Angel's soul, though, and he's totally got it in the bag.[/quote] Both. [quote]Barack b*tch-slaps Hilary after a low-blow (no pun intended) kick to the rocks...both are KO'ed...John wins and gas prices reach $5/gallon by [email protected] in Jack and Buffy to save the day.[/quote] Heheheheheheheh, you're funny, but so true!!!

Fight Club-Who would win? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Okay, so because of all of this I hear about Jack Bauer vs. Buffy, I'm curious out of these couples, and any other you can think of, who would win? I don't just want physical fights, but matches of intelligence of wit, as well. Buffy vs. River (Serenity) The Winchester brothers of Supernatural vs. The Buffy gang (minus Buffy, of course, because Buffy could kill them) Ninja vs. Pirate Evil Dead zombi

Reply to Why I Should Be President in Humor JoeUser Forums

[quote]People always ignore the best candidates, CB. Of course, while I'm kinda talking about you I'm mainly meaning myself.[/quote] hahaha, ain't that the truth. :D

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[quote]YOu poor deprived soul.[/quote] I get that a lot. You know what's really sad? I worked so very, very hard on my reasons for why I should be the president, and I get almost nothing. *sniff* nobody loves me... But this one is so funny, I can't really blame people for reading it. :D

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[quote]What about the mold in your bleu and gorgonzola cheese?[/quote] I don't like cheese, either.

Reply to Why I am best suited for Presidency in Politics JoeUser Forums

I still maintain I have the best reasons for being the president. Never mind the fact that I'm not a 'natural born' citizen. That's beside the point. ;)

Reply to Madrid, part V. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I came, I read, I overcame. Sorry, feeling a little cynical today. I'll email you about it later.

Reply to Why I Should Be President in Humor JoeUser Forums

[quote]You are forgiven, because you are 1 - a girl 2 - A mormon So instead I am sure Mason will provide you with some soft cider.[/quote] And I think beer just smells NASTY. Gross, man. Just gross.

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[quote]beer in every fridge.[/quote] Beer, ew...gross!

Reply to Why uDigItTheMost Should Be Your Next President in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Hahahahahahaha, yep. This is the best one. :LOL:

Reply to Why Cedarbird is best suited for Presidency in Politics JoeUser Forums

[quote]Sorry, CB but your health issues (being accessible to concussions) concern me.[/quote] Hey, now, I haven't had a concussion since last November. And I haven't had a head injury since February. I am be mucho muy more careful nowadays.

Reply to Madrid, part IV. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]SanCho wears Shoes of Charm which grant +50 charisma.[/quote] I needs to get me some of them...

Reply to Madrid, part IV. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

You and girls, man. I just don't get it. How can you charm everyone you meet off their feet? I wish I had that power. :p

Reply to Why Cedarbird is best suited for Presidency in Politics JoeUser Forums

Aw, come on people! Comment for me! Please! :D :D :D

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Vote for me! I can tell the future!

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[quote]I think more people should vote for a candidate who spend their early years in Hawaii.[/quote] hahaha, no kidding!

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Vote for me. I know everything. Always. Stupid 'meme.'

Religious discussions in Religion JoeUser Forums

There will be no comments. This is my last one on the subject. A certain blogger seems to think that everything I say is Mormon Doctrine. This is not so. Some things I do not know about the doctrine of my church. Scratch that, many things. This is because I am nineteen, have a life, and simply don't have an answer for everything. I know I can never win a Bible-bashing game, as fun as it may be. You know the Bible better than I do, I'll

Reply to Why Cedarbird is best suited for Presidency in Politics JoeUser Forums

[quote]That's the best twist in logic I've seen for awhile.[/quote] Why, thank ya' kindly. Glad you know what I meant, because looking at the wording, I probably should have phrased it, "...know what will happen before it happens." Cool, all done. :)

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You've convinced me. ;)