[quote]Anyone who enjoys dusting, doing dishes, changing diapers or running the vac can come on over too.[/quote] Maybe I shouldn't tell you this, but I actually enjoy doing dishes, too. There's something therapeutic about cleaning...I don't know why.
[quote]as long as they can spell and aren't batshit insane[/quote] Spell, yes. Insanity...we'll see. ;)
[quote]The way to develop your writing style is to keep writing and then it starts to flow naturally. I go back and look at some of my older stuff and see exactly how much I've grown. I have become sharper and more refined, and you will to. You're doing a pretty good job as it is.[/quote] Thanks. I mean, I can write essays with good voice and personality, but writing like this is much harder, I've discovered. It was an interesting venture, that I probably won't try anytime soon. ;)
[quote]My dear, you have not lived...[/quote] Nah, you don't miss what you've never had...;)
[quote]where's a Mexican maid when you need her?[/quote] Hey, now, I'm Latina. So I guess I'm my own Mexican maid. [quote]I like what you wrote. Develop your own style. Now saying all that I wish I knew as many words as your brother[/quote] Thanks. I do have my own style, I just wish I could express myself in a more complete way, is all. :D
My first attempt at writing for writing's sake. I'll...get better. I hope.
Saturday. The day we get ready for Sunday. ;) We wash our clothes. I love washing clothes. Going to the overly warm basement, filling a washer with the clothes I wore this week; bliss. I listen to the quarters drop with bell-like clinks in the slots, and I crush my detergent tablets into the little basin. I press the "bright colors" button, and the machine starts its hum to life. A little
[quote]I liked that Ock except for the part that said that the churches dictate who goes to hell and who does not. From a theological POV that would be incorrect. Churches can come up with whatever they wish but if it doesn't mesh with scripture that is supposed to be their source of info it's nothing more than wishful thinking on their part.[/quote] It wasn't Ock's logic, just that kid's. I'd give him an A, if only for the creativity. Good for him. :D
[quote]Is your head up your ass for the warmth?[/quote] hahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Awesome!
[quote]It's like Bart Simpson hanging out with Sideshow Bob... he's trying to kill you... you can put up with that?[/quote] I don't quite understand the reference; I've never seen a full episode of the Simpsons. But yeah, I can put up with it...he's like a little kid, he needs someone to look after him. I give him such crap, poor guy, he's never living this one down. :D
Apparently that last one didn't make sense. I meant that a lot of the time I'm the only one that can put up with Dad, and it's the same with this kid. There, all clarified. :D
[quote]HAHAHAHA you know I'm with BlueDev on this one.[/quote] Yeah, yeah...too bad the kid needs a babysitter and, like Dad, I'm the only one that will put up with him a lot of the time. Besides, without experiences like these, I wouldn't have any stories to tell my posterity about the wonders of college life!!! :D :D :D
Dr. Guy: I actually wrote an article on this event, and only now got the pictures up. [link="http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/177053/I_did_it_Link_to_my_pictures_here_Yay"]original article[/link] [quote]You have gorgeous hair, btw![/quote] Aw, thanks! Tressemme, man. It's awesome stuff. :D
Thanks, Dharma. I'm really fine now, though. It's just a good scar. We fixed it up, and I heal uber fast. My copay isn't that much, but I didn't get paid for a couple of days so I didn't quite have enough. It actually looks worse in the pictures than it really was. I think. I couldn't see it, as it's on the back of my head. Honestly, I could have gotten the money from the people here at school, but we had a former EMT look at it and I was told that because there wasn't any fatt
I'm pretty proud of it, if I do say so myself. There's still blood on the carpet in my hall, so there will always be a piece of me in the dorms. Until they tear it down. I can't stop being around him, he's my best friend. He's just not allowed to touch me anymore.
Helloooo??? Ach, so not fair. After all that hard work, nothing. pfffhht.
Okay, here it is, in link form. I took so many friggin' tries that I about exploded. But here is my head, just click the link above and you will see the grossness that was my poor little head. Brain spilling out and everything. Finally.
Obviously you will never believe a word I say. All right. I give up. I know what I believe, and if you don't want to, fine. I'm not going to force it. If you're interested, let me know, otherwise, I'm out.
Mwahahahahaha! The link at the top of the article works! Go see my gross head! I picked the scab and now it's a scar, but it doesn't hurt anymore! When I did, some of my hair came out. Gross!!! But no bleeding, just a scar, that you won't see, because cameras don't pick it up. Oh well.
[quote]So, therefore Christ tells Pilate that truth is all that counts. Christ who is the Son of God came down from Heaven to teach us the truth, His truth, His whole truth, and nothing but His truth... For "He is the Way, and the Truth and the Life." Christ DIDN'T say I am a way, one of many ways, nor I am an expounder of some truths, nor I am a life giver, one of many such. So, therefore, it does greatly matter whether our ideas, POV's, of His truth be right or wrong. I di
[quote]Nah! McCain was not born until 1829.[/quote] Well, duh, I was being figurative. Of COURSE 1828 is before McCain's time! Gosh, I knew that. ;)
Yay!!! I helped someone!
So, the new story that came out in the New York Times? McCain's alleged affair? hahahahahahahaha! We ARE in 1828!!!!
[quote]Aww shucks, ma'am. Be careful, though, I'm one of them there heathen types. (bwuahahahaha)[/quote] Heh heh. I'll watch my back. Thanks for the warning. ;)
[quote]Yep, that's the guy my nick is named after. Very good catch.[/quote] Yeah!!!! Glad to meet a fan of his outside my family. :D I'm too lazy to quote anything right now, but Zoo, I think Hell will be hot. See, hot is worse, because when you're cold, you can always layer on clothes to get warmer. Hot is less easy to regulate. Ayreon, to quote things, it should work just like you used it. Hit the "quote" that is BELOW the comment. If that doesn't work,
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