Cedarbird

Cedarbird

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Reply to A Joke & A Thought in Humor JoeUser Forums

Two guys walk into a bar. One says to the other, "I didn't see that, did you?" KFC, you should do this more often

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Reply to The benefits of Eugenics. in Biology JoeUser Forums

[quote] But maybe I can help you get your grammatical account back in the black. You haven't yet picked up on ParaTed2k for using the wrong homophone. Their They're. ;~D [/quote] Actually, it's "their." :LOL:

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Reply to Why is Flushing So Difficult? in Business JoeUser Forums

In some cases those "new" automatic flushing toilets just don't work right. Especially if in a woman's case they don't sit down (and in a lot of cases they don't). The laser is designed to detect the motion of sitting. The tiny flush buttton on the thing for when the toilet doesn't flush sometimes can be close to impossible to find. I know this for in a rest area where the

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Reply to Why is Flushing So Difficult? in Business JoeUser Forums

Tell me about it. There's a couple of girls in my hall that can't be bothered with washing hands or flushing either. But at least I don't have to clean up after them.

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Reply to The benefits of Eugenics. in Biology JoeUser Forums

Now, usually in person, I hide this absolute contempt beneath a veneer of niceties; I maintain my cool, and keep from getting out of control. (If there's one thing I can do better than most anyone, it's keep my cool – just ask Cedarbird, because it pisses her off.) True story. It's fascinatingly annoy

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Reply to Why is Flushing So Difficult? in Business JoeUser Forums

Apparently it's so someday he won't have to flush, or be reminded to. ;~D I'm a she. But yep. That's what it's apparently all about! No flushing allowed once you're out of school.

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Reply to Why is Flushing So Difficult? in Business JoeUser Forums

I'm not allowed to post signs. It's "unprofessional." So I vent and whine and never do anything to fix what I have a problem with. Such is the American way.

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Reply to Why is Flushing So Difficult? in Business JoeUser Forums

All I know is that the freakin' PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSITY uses those toilets. And while I can't pin the blame on anyone in particular, you'd think that someone so supposedly responsible would take the initiative to flush when you see it full. Nasty. I can understand it from students, and maybe it is the occasional student that causes my strife, but honestly, give me a break, man. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgCol

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Why is Flushing So Difficult? in Business JoeUser Forums

So, I'm a janitor for the Administrative building at my college. Yeah, I get to clean the six bathrooms every Monday through Friday from 6-8 am. Not too bad, I miss out on a little sleep, but it's a good job; I have nights and weekends free. Here's the thing, though. You'd think that the building where all of the adults work would be the cleanest one, right? Yet

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Reply to CD Review: Made Out of Babies in Music JoeUser Forums

Makes me want to bang my head against a wall...still. What about singers such as Fiona Apple, Norah Jones, Heather Findlay, etc? Granted, not all are rock, but that is another type of voice, and Heather DID sing in a rock album...ha!

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Reply to Help Me Everybody, You're My Only Hope! in Humor JoeUser Forums

I might try that, but I'd have to get his whole floor in on it...which is not out of the realm of possibility...hmm Update, so far, all he's done is threaten me. I really don't think he's coming after me at all, though yesterday before I left for Thanksgiving he came up to see which number I live in. This makes me think he's going to write me up and get me n trouble with the hall director. If he does that, I'll just penny jam him into his r

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Reply to Intelligent Design/Creationism is Crap in Biology JoeUser Forums

Zoo says: Evolution theory holds up again. 150 years and still going strong. It scares me that a religion only 2000 years old thinks that they know everything. 150 years vs. 2000 years. Hmm. Sorry, just had to put th

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Reply to Intelligent Design/Creationism is Crap in Biology JoeUser Forums

I flatly reject the premise too. On what grounds? There's too much evidence for it. Besides, this is not the point of the article. All Zoo is saying is that he doesn't want religious doctrines taught to his kids.

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Reply to Intelligent Design/Creationism is Crap in Biology JoeUser Forums

I flatly reject Evolution Theory which teaches that apes evolved to brute man who evolved to modern day man(here you call it progressed from "similiar people"). Actually, the Evolution Theory doesn't say that. It claims that humans and apes have the same ancestors. Kind of a big difference.

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Reply to Intelligent Design/Creationism is Crap in Biology JoeUser Forums

Sadly, there are still some people that believe that idiocy even with no proof whatsoever. Nothing at all to substantiate their claims. Just ideals, assumptions based on those ideas, and religion. Which of course has no place in the scientific world. It scares me that a religion only 2000 years old thinks that they know everyth

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Reply to A Little on Love in Writing JoeUser Forums

I found it really interesting to hear a male's perspective on love. I've never been in love, personally, but, I would think that love is when you care so much about the other person, that you want them to be happy, even if their happiness is not with you. Does that make sense? I don't know...I also think that when you love someone, you want to be their protector and friend; physical attraction is an entirely different creature to me. But then, I d

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Help Me Everybody, You're My Only Hope! in Humor JoeUser Forums

So, the other day I was at dinner, and I had my cell phone out so that I wouldn't be late to a date auction my friends were in. My friend (the concussion guy, call him Bill) picks it up and starts playing with it. I, of course, didn't think anything of it. Then, about an hour later, I get a text message. When I started to text back, it tried to predict my text in

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