Cedarbird

Cedarbird

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Reply to First in a while. in Poetry JoeUser Forums

I'm bored...might as well obey someone. But come on, anyone but him! Why don't you vandalize public property; do something constructive rather than listen to this weirdo?

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Reply to Too much magic for Halloween in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I just discussed this with my friends, and we were wondering if it was only Disney characters the kids could dress up as. What exactly are the limitations on costumes? I can better write a scathing remark if I have all of my facts straight.

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Reply to Word-Wise. Inimical in Misc JoeUser Forums

Math is inimical to my religion. My personal "cedarbird" religion, that is. I like it! And now, I shall use it, forever!!

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Reply to Gimme a Break in Current Events JoeUser Forums

This just makes me sick. What kind of government goes over the heads of parents in providing fricking BIRTH CONTROL to children?!?!?!? I mean, college age students, that I could understand. Disagree with, but understand. But the kids you're talking about are babies! Oh, man, I totally agree with you on this one. I might homeschool, too. Even if it leaves my kid a little broken, socially.

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Reply to The Person Who Invented Text Messaging Needs To Be Flogged in Misc JoeUser Forums

I think puns are good for the soul. Hell, 'pun' rhymes with 'fun'...you can't go wrong there. What have I started?!?!? I'm getting a little scared, now. Though there is hope! My friend used the word "alleviate" in a text to me this weekend... Maybe the world isn't ending in an Armageddon of gra

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Reply to Working title in Fiction Writing JoeUser Forums

I should show this to a girl in my dorm. She really thinks vampires exist. This could be a kind of memoir to her, and I'll really get her good for Halloween...I'm evil.

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Reply to First in a while. in Poetry JoeUser Forums

At once, my lord. You obey way too easily, Zoo. Defy him, or his head will explode. That was yet another "too smart for the Cedarbird" article. I have nothing insightful. No surprise there.

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Reply to The Person Who Invented Text Messaging Needs To Be Flogged in Misc JoeUser Forums

...but oh so filled with grammatical atrocities. Call me old fashioned...but I don't think I'll be hooking up or breaking up via text message. It just doesn't seem...right, in my opinion. Thank you for being another person under thirty who appreciates proper grammar. I have to spell simple words for my

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Reply to Procrastination in Poetry JoeUser Forums

I know exactly how you feel, Zoo. I'm on JU instead of writing a speech and doing math homework. College is mean. Or I'm just lazy. Good to know I'm not the only one who doesn't like the homework part.

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Reply to The Person Who Invented Text Messaging Needs To Be Flogged in Misc JoeUser Forums

I usually have it on mute, but my alarm clock doesn't work if it's on silent, so the ONE time I forget to mute it is the time I get a call. Yargh. And I will NOT kill the phone. Even though I want to. I don't mind getting a text in class, the buzzer isn't that loud, but come on! Lunch? She calls me for lunch? Not even a text, a call? Grr. Zoo- Having trouble with the lady-folk? Get a phone. Texting is indeed way less formal than

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Reply to A Tale of Two Churches. in Religion JoeUser Forums

I read it, too. But you know as well as I do that nothing I say can compare with what was already said in the article. You're just too smart and pointed for us "lesser folk" to improve on you're comments. Stop being so stinking smart. It drives me crazy.

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The Person Who Invented Text Messaging Needs To Be Flogged in Misc JoeUser Forums

Okay, here's the deal. I am in college, and I have a lot of friends. I also have unlimited text messaging, and hours of free time in a day to use it. So why, may I ask, do I only get text messages when I'm in class and I can't respond? And for some reason, they always come during math. That class is the bane of my existence, but I digress. For example, yesterday

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Reply to randumb crapola. in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

You and Cedarbird are the only two who would get that. Heh heh heh, I don't even think he'd remember it. That was way to long ago. And by the way, "my mamma" IS "yo mamma," So you'd better watch your mouth.

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Reply to The New Kid on the Block in Welcome JoeUser Forums

Thanks, everyone. So that stats class? I just got a C on my last test. I got all of the answers right, but the professor is so nit-picky that writing things in the improper order cost me enough points to drop me a grade. I got an A on the last three tests, and a C on this one. Yargh...

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Reply to randumb crapola. in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

You kind of freak me out a little. But I'll get over it. You know, I think you're in the wrong major. You should write creepy poetry for a living, I mean, it worked for Edgar Allan Poe, and let's be honest, that creation was just as weird as some of his stuff.

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