[quote]This Council is RIDICULOUS.How can we all get along in democracy when Sethpenguin controls the council?I move for the immediate cessation of all Council activities.[/quote] I made it.
[quote]I see that you're adding posts in a futile attempt to hide the Rosie images behind new pages. That would work if it weren't for our unlimited supply of clones.Behold! [/quote] Yay more laughter for us!
[quote]Be careful, she'll steal all your women ( )forcing your population growth to drop to zero, unless you like test-tube babies...[/quote] All of our people can change genders at will. Female Geckodons are extreamly vicious, the Rosie clones would be piled upon and would be either eaten alive or ripped to shreads.
As for the Tyranny and Kzinti, the spore missile crisis shall countinue! The Rosie clones can't stand our laughter!
[quote]The Geonetti would like to report that our spies have informed us that 15:12 UTC (Universal Time Code), the 'weapon' was moved via freighter to Penko P3H11. After landing though, our spies lost track of the truck that was carrying the 'parcel', as it should now be called. I beleive that this council has a mole, and that we need to take the utmost caution in discussing these matters concernig the parcel from now on.[/quote] The Eye will take my place as council president since i'm
[quote]Be forewarned, we have bred a most-vile strand of the "Rosie Clone". It is impervious to spores, nukes, pies, and pretty much anything else you can throw at it. The only thing holding it under control is the Tyranny. Should you spore us, know that the "Clone" would spread to every world in an unstoppable fashion, bringing about your own demise as well. Do you really want THIS taking over your planets???FEAR IT!![/quote] That's funny we'll give here a nice prison cell then we'll m
[quote]Be warned little Geckos, we have far more vile pictures of our Rosie clones that we could unleash upon you! But for the good of all our lunches we shall withhold from forcing you to witness such horrors (for now). Plus viewing these pics at your age may stunt your growth (and we all know the Geckos do not need that). [/quote] She don't scare us. Honestly Rosie isn't scary as amatter of fact she makes us laugh. We will have fun destroying your army of Rosies!
[quote]Looks like someone else may win my old title "Fights-With-Words"IIRC I am "Honorable Foodstuff" now or something similar LMAOcool, good job KP. it can be done (the 30k). i think the top score is what 32K? something like that.Thanks. Hmmm, I dont remember what you were named...maybe we need a new one. Recetnly we captured three Kzinti soldiers. So i decided to eat them and they were so damn good. Call us delicsious look who's talking. As for soul eating well, mabye i'll try.Such is t
Recetnly we captured three Kzinti soldiers. So i decided to eat them and they were so damn good. Call us delicsious look who's talking. As for soul eating well, mabye i'll try.
[quote]Gecko = mouse with scales, I believe Kzinti is smacking his lips.[/quote] Geckodon= 5ft tall lizard that can kick someone's ass!
[quote]We may be the most evil empire, but we are not stupid! From the looks of your badges, you are only Chaotic Evil. That is a far cry from being the Evilest Empire (and considering that so far YOU are the only one in your empire that would be the average of your entire empire). We have slaves in the Tyranny of Evil that are far more evil than you. So sit back, eat your pie and remember that there are forces out in the dark parts of the universe that are so evil you would not be worthy enough
[quote]As the first Rosie clone is surreptiously landed on SethP's homeworld, she is given her orders. "Bury them in HyperLiberal Bovine Feces."SethPenguin's first indication that something may be wrong is when an avalance of Bovine Poo begins pouring in his ThroneRoom Window. Attempting to wade through the ever-increasing piles, SethP realizes that he has made a mistake. Looking at his Penguin Monitors, he see's a virtual sea of Roise clones spouting endless torrents of HLBF. As he once again t
[quote]Wise Choice Pengy! We were ready to destroy your capital, but we've decided against it because of your admittance that you were wrong to threaten us!-Dave[/quote] At least you guys ain't as bad as the Kzinti, Tyranny or Yuuzhan Vong. I guess we have to leave some extra missiles just in case we change our minds ;)
Okay we won't attack the Raiders will just attack all of the other evil empires.
[quote]Stop threatening your allies! We will arm the weapon and destroy you if you don't shut your lizard snout!-Dave[/quote] We'll stop threating you guys but will continue to do it to the other races.
[quote]You're button's a fake! Oh yeah.... you're so called "Chosen" stole the wrong one! You Got our experimental pie ray! It beams pies across the galaxy and nails your target in the face! tell us how it works! we didn't test it yet! Hope you like apple pie! The Raiders will a sub-faction to no race! Especially since we're not a united race! Just a league of the galaxies worst criminals and space scum around! We will not tolerate being called a "taunting" empire! we don't taunt! We just tell t
[quote]*SIGH* Foolish Drengin all of our missile launch pads are guarded by fleets of the most advanced warships in the galaxy. attempting to attack them is uslees because again there are billions upon billions of missiles. We also have our invasion forces ready to attack your planets. All of you are making me bored i mean you know it's hopeless. And i wonder if those furball puking Kzinti freaks have given since their failed attempt to attack the missile pads. I will enjoy watching you suffur.M
[quote]I am ready to no![/quote] Hmmm still ain't gonna change my mind.
It is so fun watching you cowards trying to stop me. And nice try Dregin but lying just so you can look like a hero ain't gonna save you . I feel like pushing the button. I just can't wait for you guys to be destroyed. I hope that everyone here is ready to no in slow motion after i launch the missiles! :d
[quote]Hmmmn Spore missiles make for great salt shakers! My people need more of these so i say push your little button if you have the kahoonas to do it. Your bases are belong to us[/quote] *SIGH* Foolish Drengin all of our missile launch pads are guarded by fleets of the most advanced warships in the galaxy. attempting to attack them is uslees because again there are billions upon billions of missiles. We also have our invasion forces ready to attack your planets. All of you are making
[quote]Do not fight me! i do not lose! In the 5 MV games i've played, i haven't lost yet!-Dave[/quote] You will when the missles leave their launch pads and hit your worlds.
[quote]Attack us? You signed a pact of alliance with us! Besides, i never said i'd eat you, just that you taste good! Besides, you don't know how many countermeasures we have in place just in case!-Dave[/quote] Figuring out if a member of a non-Geckodon species is part of The Chosen is very difficult. We prepared for your so called counter measures [quote]So does this mean that your so called United Galactic Council has failed? Launching Spore Missiles doesn't sound like a ver
[quote]Good work Dsep. Send it back to Kzinhome so we can start mass production right away.Nothing in the alliance agreement said that i couldn't let someone else use the weapon on the Geckodons! As long as you sign an alliance with us, we'll be glad to give it to you... for the right price! $$$Let's get the whole alliance thing with us straight! an alliance with us by no means means that we like you! Also, we reserve the right to fund your enemies to destroy you! And other stuff like that! Just
. Recently the taunting of my people has been increasing alot lately. Saying all sorts of bull crap, calling us their food, threating to destroy us, saying that they have our people placed in hunting preserves, calling us small and other acts in lack of diplomacy. This is a warning to the Kzinti, Tyranny, Yuuzhan Vong, and the Raiders, if the taunting does not stop than it will be full-scale war. Right now i got my right finger on a button that will make billion
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