angus1949

angus1949

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Reply to Make Me Laugh in Community WinCustomize Forums

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. You watch the Weather Channel. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." <br

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Reply to Make Me Laugh in Community WinCustomize Forums

We who have taught, or love children who have been taught, know this is funny! From the diary of a Pre-School Teacher My five-year old students are learning to read. <p class="ecxecxecxecxecxecmsonormal" style="text-a

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Reply to Ed Was Down! AND It's His Birthday! in Community WinCustomize Forums

[quote]You're *60*!!!!! Ok, then totally disregard the Happy mumble 75th mumble Birthday card I sent [/quote]You must have seen my picture. I just look and feel 75..........honest mistake Barb.[e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]X([/e]

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Reply to Ed Was Down! AND It's His Birthday! in Community WinCustomize Forums

What a great core group of people you are, always there when anyone needs a lift. So many of us are sick and/or in pain and yet you are always open to sharing a happy thought for a friend. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.........oh, and hitting 60 sucks but it's better than the alternative. To you all.[e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e] [e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e] [e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e] [e digicons]k6[/e]

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Reply to Happy Bithday Doc! in Community WinCustomize Forums

Well OLD pal, sorry I'm late, but I haven't had the machine on for a couple of days. Hope all is well, but I guess I'll find out in about 10 years when I reach your age.[e digicons]*_*[/e] [e digicons]:w00t:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

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Reply to Curried Cabbage WB in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Disaster: Cabbage blight hits current worldwide crop. 6 billion breathe a sigh of relief. Curry sales take a major downturn, ruining half of India's economy. Conspiracy theorists believe it to be an Australian bio-weapon released only to inconvenience a certain person who shall remain nameless.

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