SplitPeaSoup

SplitPeaSoup

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[quote]The ideal is to kick those dumbasses to the curb and get better ones!LOL[/quote] But if youze ah always kicking dem to da' courb ta' get youze sum betta' ones, then are you not in a perpetual state of friendlessness, continually searching for better friends? It is best to be yourself, to improve yourself, and to keep other people out of the picture... unless you can find people betta dan youze who will be your friend. But that violates the rules if everyone is playing th

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[quote]One of the most rewarding things I have done is mentor students. One of the high school students contributed significant work on one of our projects and she is listed as one of the authors.[/quote] Wow, I wish I had had an opportunity like that. I had to teach myself science in high school from a boring textbook, and I am thankful for the textbook. A lot of my scientific peers at Emory are Asian minorities. I think the tendency of American mainstream culture to lend its

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[quote]I've always suspected that babies are evil. Crying during movies and crapping in their diapers. What could be more evil than a baby? The answer: nothing.[/quote] Zoo makes several valid points. Crying is very annoying, perhaps even evil. And as for crapping, need I really go into it?

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[quote]I study proteins...specifically proteins that appear or disappear when liver cancer develops[/quote] Do you perform a lot of "microarrays"? Have you ever come a conclusion that directly led to a cure for a certain type of cancer?

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[quote]Based on your answer you are not serious. You advocate reducing the population by draconian means with the goal of saving the world or some such silliness and you don’t even know how many is too many. Lets not put you in charge of any nursing homes okay.[/quote] Ok. To give you a number, I would say the world can support about 10 billion people. But that would mean a pretty cruddy life. Anyway, the problem in developed countries isn't really a population problem; its the problem

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[quote]So pirates aren't so much like thieves as they are just parasites[/quote] The worst part about all this controversy is that it is giving REAL pirates a bad rap. Check out The Best Page in the Univserse to see what I mean.

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[quote]Fascism holds that the state and its leaders are all important and they decide what is best for the people. You serve where and when the state needs you and if you don’t like it your choice is to obey or die.[/quote] Sounds good. I might be a non non-facist.

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[quote]JHU is at the top of the stack in my area of study[/quote] Are you a scientist? Your friend graduated from med school, right? What do you study? A research officer like the dude from I Am Legend?

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[quote]I think the world is full of round pegs who think they're square[/quote] But also, square pegs usually know they are square pegs. And they have no friends...

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In a future time, just a little closer than you think, the world has decended to tribal bickering. In the distance, the vista's overwheming color shows the beauty of a nuclear winter, and on the crumbly remnant of a once flourishing continent, the last vestiges of humanity stand against one another, shield and sword. General John Carter sits lonely in his tent, manipulating wooden depictions of two great armies, his mind locked in a trace. A company of bowmen move

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I am not a goodie-goodie saccharine bullshit girl. I like splenda! You should have claimed you like aspartame. That's living on the wild side. Check out the wiki article on the aspartame controversy.

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[quote]Get real! They are vying for the toughest job in the world, and both are whining like a couple of spoiled brats![/quote] Occassionally, robots spring leaks. I hear this has to do with a shortage of their fuel. They run on lobby money.

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[quote]LOL, LW would whoop my pansy ass. I agree with Maso about the 28 Days Later zombies.[/quote] When I first started watching 28 weeks later (the sequel), someone tricked me and told me it wasn't a horror flick, that it was a sci-fi survivalist kind of thing. Oh man. I almost crapped my pants.

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[quote]I think he intentionally didn't use paragraphs because this is one continuous monologue from Dubya, and it's perfectly representative of his mental state and capacities.[/quote] haha. of course! dontcha usa proper grammar in the english language when imitating w. because w. does not use proper english he mutilates language when he talks language.

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