Mr_Blunt3d

Mr_Blunt3d

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congradulations on your new AK-47. Unfortunately your inexperience causes you to shoot your AK at an innocent bystander (that bullet travels Very far) so the police chase you down and you go down in a blaze of glory with your AK and its 99 rounds. I wish that people stop arguing about religous stuff on the internet.

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granted, but this reedeeming quality is the same with everyone so it is no longer used as an excuse for mercy. Crime Rates soar. I wish for ecological stability (no more global warming.....whatever that is..)

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ranted, you now own every movie ever made. The collection is added onto daily, so even by the time you die at 81 years of age, you still havent seen them all. I wish that all of our roads were back in perfect condition (no negativity on this one please)

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granted, You create one of the most epic forum games in existance. However someone else takes your idea, make it into an actual game, and earns a profit by it. you try to sue, but you are banhammered. I wish that some nice intelligent lifeforms contact us (like the vulcans from star trek)

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granted, you point it at your sweetheart while saying "lets go to bangkok for our honeymoon". She becomes little more than 180 pounds of sizzling ash. I wish that Al Gore was in the white house instead of Bush. (he still won in my eyes)

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Granted, you get a Ferrari Enzo for your birthday. You go as fast as you want for as long as you want untill you hit a puddle and hydroplane into a wall. At least you have a fancy casket. I wish for my own personal jet (no hijacking or shooting down please)

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Granted. Poor people who didnt do anything wrong are rich. Rich people who are general assholes get their stiff repossessed by the IRS. That stuff is sold to the poor people. Other things like people getting cured of cancer and assholes getting STDs like Super Herpes are prevelant. This causes the end of warfare, racism, etc out of sheer fear of not doing right. without weapons, we succumb to the nearest alien race as soon as they invade.

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Congradulations, you get a drop of water. In the Atacama Desert. As you begin dying of thirst that drops hits you, on your cheek instead of your toung. 5 hours later your dehydrated corps is discovered by a guy driving a Dasani truck.

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Granted, Modern weapon desigerns go back in time and Fix the Chauchat. However, now that the Chauchat is officially designated the first true assualt rifle, we have even MORE bloodshed in the subsequent wars to follow. WW2 is fought between America and England versus France and Germany, the Vietnam war is fought for Vietnamese independence, and the War in Iraq is America's latest attmept in stopping French Expansion. I wish that i had a Ford Mustang.

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[quote who="TheRezonator" reply="25" id="2213151"] I believe that Space Ponies is a random, and i mean very random, achievemnet i still havent found them.... its the only achievement im missing... [/quote] Chuck Norris wont allow it

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[quote]Holy crap, where can I get this game! Judging by the responses I need this game.[/quote] look for a torrent, or see of you can find a retail copy out there.

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