Banned for bans about the song industry.
Scoutdog
Banned for licking his suggestion. You don't know where that thing's been.
Banned for winning the whining war.
Bannished to the Elemental Plane of Ranch Dressing.
Banned for advertising.
Banned for going all Engrishy on us.
Banned by for the Grammar Gestapo.
Banned by the ficus tree in the hospital lobby.
Banned for tearing him a new one.
Banned for capping 'em off.
Banned for painting the ships.
Banned because I wanted to paint my door black once, but Mom told me I wasn't allowed.
I refuse to use earbuds and earbudlike devices. They're uncomfortable, won't stay in, and I'm sure there's a risk of microbes somewhere. A while back I got ahold of an old hands-free earpiece that plugs into the headphone jack. There's an extra cord to contend with, but when I walk around with it I feel like I'm in an action movie.
Banned for... wait, ANTEATERS???
Banned for a large red lol. You should have that looked at. Might be cancerous.
Banned because you've either been taking way too much medication or not nearly enough, I don't know which.
Banned for being jealous of a woman whose name looks like buoyancy.
Banned for shining 'em up.
Banned because people with gender identities are... kind of pathetic, really.
Banned for being knockered out.
Banned because jocks are too strong to restrain. Our only hope is to outwit them.
Banned for googling glasses. That gives you about 300 million hits to sort through...
Banned for crumping it.
Banned for is it vanilla? Or one of those Steak N Shake white chocolate ones? If so, sign me up!
Banned because if I was immortal, the first thing I would do is play the entire Halo series back-to-back without any breaks.