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Color Schemes on JoeUser.com in Software Development JoeUser Forums

I've had a few people ask where they can pick color on their JoeUser site, and I just wanted to clear this up. The new color schemes will be added soon. Can't say exactly when until "the man upstairs" gives the go ahead. Right now, this feature is only for the webmasters. I just figured I'd try out my new color scheme (MidNight) out and see how it looked out there on the internet. Glad you all like it. But don't worry, we WILL be allowing users to pick color schemes and a whole lot mor

Reply to Smallville: Phoenix in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

I've always liked Lex's charactor because honestly, he's the one guy on the show who is real. You never can predict if he's really the bad guy or not. He's just doin what he can to get by. Kinda' like me... umm yeah, that's it... like me.

Two Questions. in Misc JoeUser Forums

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leadi

Cadillac's Description Of Detroit in History JoeUser Forums

In order to enlighten the reader as to the environment in which our ancestors lived, a compilation of articles describing the region, by some of the notable characters of that time, and the circumstances surrounding the events are to follow. Frequent narration (italicized) will be given to clarify our understanding of the individual, and the motivation for giving the account. 1702 Cadillac’s description of Detroit and Vicinity </cen

Reply to Malicious code: For Good or Evil? in History JoeUser Forums

wow, that would have been a very useful feature. If I had that program, I would use it for sure! Auto-"CLS" would certainly be useful back in the day.

hello, "it's me" ok? in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

afasdfasdfasdfasd "does this work?" adfasfsdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

Are You The Weakest Link? in Misc JoeUser Forums

ARE YOU THE WEAKEST LINK? Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. You can't take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil or paper! OK? Let's find out just how smart and clever you really are. Ready? ... GO!!! FIRST QUESTION: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ANSWER: If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person

The Cop And The Tickets in Misc JoeUser Forums

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So, I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and

Reply to Malicious code: For Good or Evil? in History JoeUser Forums

Ahh very good. I've connected over the network and moved about a thousand files on to the targeted computers desktop. That's a blast to have to clean up. ;)

Malicious code: For Good or Evil? in History JoeUser Forums

Along time ago I wrote a stupid C program. This program was designed for one purpose; to freak someone out. It was suppose to operate under DOS and use ANSI characters to display what appeared to be the workings of a giant count down clock. What it did at the end of the count down was the users guess. The program would then spit out words like, "Not ready reading drive C". This of course was a good way to make anyone feel somewhat upset. I gave this program to a few friends as a joke. Of course,

Reply to Email SPAM: Fun Facts in Misc JoeUser Forums

hehe.. I know.. I like to post these becouse it just goes to show how false emails can be. It's as if whome ever writes them likes to drop a false fact in once in a while.

Email SPAM: Fun Facts in Misc JoeUser Forums

Just when I thought I knew everything....... Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now.) The liquid inside young coconuts can be use

Reply to Remember Nibbles and Tetris? in PC Gaming JoeUser Forums

holy... crap... I'm sorry Brad.. that's just crazy talk.

Remember Nibbles and Tetris? in PC Gaming JoeUser Forums

Here are a couple cool little games I spotted on my Hard Drive made in ASP. Enjoy! Click Here To Play: Tetris VB NIBBLES!!! Let me know how well you do. If you would like to see other games published on this site, please let me know so I can see if I ca

Reply to NetZero HiSpeed. Define ''HiSpeed'' For Me? in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

Yeah.. I know what you're sayin'. I use to have Cable and I totally loved it. At one point I was getting up to 1.5MB's (1500K/s) downloads and up to 300K/s uploads. I swore I'd never go back to 56K... but sadly, I'm forced too. GRRRRRRRRR

Reply to StarCraft: Back in the day... in PC Gaming JoeUser Forums

No way.. I'm willing to play SC at a moments notice.. just say the word. :)

StarCraft: Back in the day... in PC Gaming JoeUser Forums

I was browsing around my HD today when I came across some old SC screen shots. I don't know about you, but when I use to play StarCraft, I could play that game literally ALL DAY. I've been known to have 9-hour games online. Of course, these games were often not serious games. Who cares, right? As long as you're happy... Anyway, here a re a few screen shots. I was playing around in this one.. Call it being bored. ;) <BR

STUFF YOU HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT in Misc JoeUser Forums

Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"....and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. Coca-Cola was originally green. It is impossible to lick yo

CARROT, EGG OR COFFEE? in Misc JoeUser Forums

CARROT, EGG OR COFFEE? You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her.She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen.She filled three pots with water. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed a hard b

Diversion in Misc JoeUser Forums

Diversion How wreid is tihs? Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it dseo'nt mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and sat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig! Had to send this on - thought it was just way too cool. Have a good day :) <BR

THE LIFESAVER CANDY TEST in Misc JoeUser Forums

THE LIFESAVER CANDY TEST A College professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children Lifesavers and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. As the children tasted each one, they said: "Red..................cherry", "Yellow...............lemon", "Green...............lime", "Orange...............orange" Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lif

Reply to Torturing small children in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

I can't wait to have kids.. they rock! I remember sitting at the dinner table one time when I was younger, refusing to eat my Brussels sprouts. I sat there from 5:00PM to 1:00AM when my mom finally gave in and told me I had to go to bed. Of course, she hit me with a paddle for refusing to eat, but hey, I learned something very important. The best things do indeed come to those who wait. Well, that and I'm more stubborn then my mom. Heehee

Reply to The Great Feces Machine in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Love the title... hahaha "We might suggest then that E = B + M (at which point the humorist readers will immediately point out “Yes! Existence = Bowel Movement just as he suggests!”)" I do believe this to be the funniest statement ever...

Reply to Glorified Station Wagons.. in Consumer Issues JoeUser Forums

I can totally relate russellmz2. I too own a small, front wheel drive, fuel effective car. I drive a good 100 miles a day and reason that it's cost and practicality that make my automobile selection so simple. An interesting thing is, I live in Michigan, where the Winters get... well.. Winter like. The snow falls and we get a few inches. No big deal. Any person living in the area for a few years or so learns how to deal with it... or at least they should. What's funny though is the fac

In Honor Of Stupid People in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

In Honor of Stupid People( not us ) In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)? On a bar of