OMG-CaptainTaco

OMG-CaptainTaco

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Hey, Zengo, how about you go eat a bag of german dicks. :P Thank you Ninki. I am a sexy, sexy, cilantro-infused piece of ass.

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[quote]also i forsee this thread turning into a captain taco fan club thread [/quote] I have no problems with this. and dude, I was -freaking out- when I thought I spelled Captain wrong.

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[quote]Every single run sucks and I feel like shit afterwards and I feel like I'm in hell being ass raped by Saddam during the run.[/quote] That's not Saddam, that's me. You're not in hell, you're just at my house. It's 92 degrees in here because my roommates and i are too cheap to turn on the air conditioning. And I'm ass raping you because, that's what I do. -Taco

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FROGBOY. THIS IS A THREAT. A WRITTEN, VERBAL, AND SINCERE THREAT. Note: Legally, I have to say this is not a threat. However, it is. Trust me. Ever wonder how a woodpecker doesn't bash it's own brains in? I have. We'll find out, you and me. If you do not succumb to my demands. <span style="font-size: large

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When does the next member of the week happen? Who is it going to be? If it's me, I'll wank it. If it's not me, I'll wank it.

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